Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

I didn't even know that.

What the **** do I do with myself on a Monday night now

Watch Penny Dreadful

 

[Dylan8]

Watch Penny Dreadful

Sounds pretty uhhh dreadful lmao

 

[Portia]

Sounds pretty uhhh dreadful lmao

 

[Dylan8]

Dylan8 you are a comedic genius

this

 

[Powerstufff]

Witnessed a hit & run on the way back up north this afternoon. Usually good that if you slam into the back of someones car and chose to **** off out of there, you don't leave your front bumper behind with your number plate on it.

Probably that lawyer who hit an ran the cyclist a few years ago. As he did then he'll have gone to his own lawyer, rung the police, and be sitting on the couch with a snifter of brandy in his hand when they arrive.

 

[Powerstufff]

Oldie but a goodie.

I'd never seen that, it is brilliant.

 

[Portia]

Disappointed that today wasn't declared a public holiday

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Disappointed that today wasn't declared a public holiday

It wasn't?

 

[Jumbo]

What would you do if Frank Pangallo knocked on your front door?

I'd probably kick him in the nuts then nicely ask him if he'd like another.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What would you do if Frank Pangallo knocked on your front door?

I'd probably kick him in the nuts then nicely ask him if he'd like another.

Jumbo,

What's a Frank Pangallo?

Your mate,

Ed.

 

[Jumbo]

Jumbo,

What's a Frank Pangallo?

Your mate,

Ed.

It's an annoying gnome who asks stoopid questions for a living.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It's an annoying gnome who asks stoopid questions for a living.

Then we shall kill his family and rape his beasts.

 

[Powerstufff]

Disappointed that today wasn't declared a public holiday

Stuff the public, I opted out of work to look after my granddaughter. Don't want the public around for our beach walks etc.

 

[Jumbo]

Then we shall kill his family and rape his beasts.

It's a date!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Watch Penny Dreadful

Will start tonight !

 

[I Dont Care]

Watch Penny Dreadful

Wasn't he on yesterday?

 

[I Dont Care]

Then we shall kill his family and rape his beasts.

Are the beasts in pens? You know sheep and goats play hard to get in paddocks

 

[Powerstufff]

Are the beasts in pens? ....

I'm beginning to think you want consensual. You've talked the talk ....

 

[Jumbo]

Are these a special kind of kind of membership pen?

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm beginning to think you want consensual. You've talked the talk ....

I was just giving advice in penmanship...

 

[I Dont Care]

Are these a special kind of kind of membership pen?

Only if you're a gnome, apparently

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Finally a boutique beer I can relate to.

www.****ing-hell.de/en/

 

[PepeSilvia]

Finally a boutique beer I can relate to.

http://www.*******-hell.de/en/

 

[Eddie Dingle]

View attachment 58700

I can't fix the link for some reason...

www.****ing-hell.de/en/

 

[It Just Is]

For some reason whenever I see a screen shot the first thing I look for is 'Black girl glory holes'.