Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

India hates Maria Sharapova.

That's ok Maria, we still love you.

I'll have to bring this up the next time Indians ring me at dinner time

 

[tribey]

campaigners everywhere.

geez walked to the shop, was there for at most 5 minutes, saw 3 campaigners still in essendon guernseys.......

i was in my pafc hoodie. looked at them and thought campaigners.

There's no mirth like the mirth when we lose.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's no mirth like the mirth when we lose.

I'd like to punch a few of them in the mirth.

 

[I Dont Care]

There's no mirth like the mirth when we lose.

Nice bit of mirthology there...

 

[Portia]

I like likes. They give me the affirmation that is completely lacking in real life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like likes. They give me the affirmation that is completely lacking in real life.

I liked you better when you hated likes but you were drunk then.

 

[Portia]

I liked you better when you hated likes but you were drunk then.

I'm a rollercoaster of bullshit

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm a rollercoaster of emotions

Yes you are beautiful lady xo

 

[I Dont Care]

Likes in real life would be good...take a bit of the guesswork out of situations

 

[Portia]

The early morning presenter on ABC FM sounds like an Australian Troy Maclure

 

[Portia]

I liked you better when you hated likes but you were drunk then.

Its not great when the best version of yourself is when you're drunk.

 

[Portia]

What trouble in the region? Oh thats right, some Chinese warship in their territory, I thinks.

Then I remember that was in House of Cards, not real life. My brain is ****ed.

 

[Portia]

Why do dates look so much like cockroaches. And that date tasted funny.

 

[Power Girl]

The early morning presenter on ABC FM sounds like an Australian Troy Maclure

Do we "know him from such shows as …."

I love Troy Maclure

 

[manureid]

Why do dates look so much like cockroaches. And that date tasted funny.

Had to re-read that and confirm by 'date' you meant the food variety and not someone you went out to dinner with.

 

[Portia]

Had to re-read that and confirm by 'date' you meant the food variety and not someone you went out to dinner with.

Its a universal statement.

 

[I Dont Care]

There are dates on the calendar and the date you sit on as well. Never realised date had so much datum

 

[spookism]

Do we "know him from such shows as …."

I love Troy Maclure

I miss Troy Maclure

 

[I Dont Care]

I miss Troy Maclure

And Lionel Hutz

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You know what's annoying?

The only time you have a get together and you get to choose all the music and it's songs you love and everyone has to sit there in silence and not complain is your funeral.

 

[I Dont Care]

You know what's annoying?

The only time you have a get together and you get to choose all the music and it's songs you love and everyone has to sit there in silence and not complain is your funeral.

Mine:

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Mine:

 

[I Dont Care]

Good choice, but I would choose 'Shivers' instead

 

[I Dont Care]

I reckon this would be a good funeral song

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Good choice, but I would choose 'Shivers' instead

Those ****heads the screaming jets ****ed that song for me.