Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Add to this: if anyone claims to get hammered and then rattle of all the drinks they had, including the names of the shots is either autistic or a liar.

Definitely Jeopardy.
V-E-R-N Vern, my main man Vern
Lights out at eleven.
Charlie Babbitt made a joke.

 

[spookism]

An average of four goals for each of the World Cup Semi Finals.

Great stuff

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Aguero
Zabaletta
Demichelis

Vamos Argentina

 

[chiwigi]

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They are a country near Germany other wise known as Holland.

Calling the Netherlands, Holland is just like calling Australia Victoria or Britain England.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Calling the Netherlands, Holland is just like calling Australia Victoria or Britain England.

But Australia is Victoria.

Said every Victorian ever.

 

[I Dont Care]

Calling the Netherlands, Holland is just like calling Australia Victoria or Britain England.

I just call it the Dutch ****s

 

[chiwigi]

I just call it the Dutch ****s

Totally acceptable as the name of the ethnic/linguistic group of campaigners.

 

[I Dont Care]

This ringing in my ears is slowly driving me insane

 

[Trewth]

Is clog wogs acceptable?

 

[5um0F1]

Is clog wogs acceptable?

Windmill wowsers

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is clog wogs acceptable?

No but white wogs is.

 

[I Dont Care]

Is that boys finger still in the Dyke?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Steve Dore]

Is that boys finger still in the Dyke?

Nah, she left with her girlfriend.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Can someone please explain to me why there are no women in the opening scene of saving private ryan?

 

[Portia]

Great strawman

 

[chiwigi]

Can someone please explain to me why there are no women in the opening scene of saving private ryan?
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I'll answer her question...HISTORICAL ACCURACY!

 

[Grave Danger]

Surely Meg Ryan was there somewhere - isn't she in all Tom Hanks fillums?

 

[5um0F1]

is that srs?
If there was a film of the first moon walk would there have to be a female astronaut actor also?
Maybe Neil Armstrong could be replaced with Nelly Armstrong (thanks RedDwarf)

 

[Portia]

Its not real you knobs

spoof of this article - http://kotaku.com/5985822/why-were-there-no-women-presenters-at-the-playstation-4-event

 

[Dylan8]

Its not real you knobs

dont ruin it

 

[Powerstufff]

Can someone please explain to me why there are no women in the opening scene of saving private ryan? ....

BBQ rules applied, they were inside making salads.

 

[I Dont Care]

Its not real you knobs

spoof of this article - http://kotaku.com/5985822/why-were-there-no-women-presenters-at-the-playstation-4-event

That's because real women play PC

 

[I Dont Care]

As I rarely, if ever watch TV, and buy series by the season, My missus suggested I may like 'Falling Skies'. It may have been discussed before in the revered I get really a get thread, but as I am a lazy **** with an attention span of a rapberry cordial affected juvenile, I thought I would ask my esteemed colleagues here if they have partaken of said TV series and found it of quality?

 

[Dylan8]

I_Dont_Care I'm gonna start up another playthrough of Skyrim as it's been ages, are there any mods I should get running?