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Ahem, I'd just like to say for the record that Dingle requested a bourbon and coke when I went to buy drinks at the footy last weekend.
In my defence your honour there were 8 hours of beer consumed before this request.

Is 8 hours "all night" your honour?

The defence rests your honour.
 

Eddie Dingle

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Ahem, I'd just like to say for the record that Dingle requested a bourbon and coke when I went to buy drinks at the footy last weekend.
By the way thanks for that.

I was only joking when I said to REH "Why the **** is that weird looking campaigner staring at me?" I knew it was you.
 

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A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.
 

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A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.
 

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A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.
How stoned does a horny goat have to be before you are able to steal it's weed?
 

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A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.
At least he shouldn't have to worry about osteoporosis.
 
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