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Hi everyone, long time reader first time poster. I'm not from adelaide but will be down there on the weekend and want to know where the best place to watch the game in the city?
Cheers :)
Welcome, awesome avatar. You have picked the right thread to debut in :D
 
I thought that was either Napoleon Dynamite or the lead character in Silicon Valley
 

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I miss dead people.
 
So Mrs Holder says (looking slightly hurt), 'I suppose you won't be coming with us to lunch at (her best friend's) this Saturday afternoon then?'

20 years of 'friendship', including 10 years of marriage and you had to check that?
No - I won't be driving to Gawler for a vegan meal and no booze (so you can have two and a bit glasses of white wine and have me drive home) and make polite conversation with the crow supporting husbands of your old school friends, instead of being in Melbourne, at the MCG, for the Preliminary ****ing Final!!!

'No,' I quietly answer.
 
Poor Mrs Holder...you're not getting her a ticket?
 
You can get your revenge on me when you are the first liger dotcom millionaire.
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So Mrs Holder says (looking slightly hurt), 'I suppose you won't be coming with us to lunch at (her best friend's) this Saturday afternoon then?'

20 years of 'friendship', including 10 years of marriage and you had to check that?
No - I won't be driving to Gawler for a vegan meal and no booze (so you can have two and a bit glasses of white wine and have me drive home) and make polite conversation with the crow supporting husbands of your old school friends, instead of being in Melbourne, at the MCG, for the Preliminary ******* Final!!!

'No,' I quietly answer.
Mrs GR said to me yesterday that our wedding anniversary is coming up a week on Friday. I corrected her and said it is in fact Saturday week and I am hoping that I won't be there. Said that I would send her flowers.
 
Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

... This gobsmacking uniform sported by a Colombian women’s cycling team at a race in Italy is just one of the biggest design fails we’ve seen .....

Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

My kids showed me this last night and I genuinely laughed out loud. Won't post the picture as it may sort of accidentally contravene BigFooty policy, which is the whole point of why the uniform is so stunningly bad.
 
Finally flu-free! So I go for my first run in about a month. Took it pretty easy. But still overtook some slow coach ahead of me.

"arseh*le," he said as I passed.

WTF? Whatever. Anyway, twenty metres later I trip over a crack in the footpath, stack it and pancake face-first. Bloodied, I spring up and take off coz I know that arseh*le inching towards me is laughing.

Perfect start to this campaigner of a day that is only going to get even campaignier...
 

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Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

... This gobsmacking uniform sported by a Colombian women’s cycling team at a race in Italy is just one of the biggest design fails we’ve seen .....

Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

My kids showed me this last night and I genuinely laughed out loud. Won't post the picture as it may sort of accidentally contravene BigFooty policy, which is the whole point of why the uniform is so stunningly bad.

I did the same thing when I saw it last night as well.
 
Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

... This gobsmacking uniform sported by a Colombian women’s cycling team at a race in Italy is just one of the biggest design fails we’ve seen .....

Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

My kids showed me this last night and I genuinely laughed out loud. Won't post the picture as it may sort of accidentally contravene BigFooty policy, which is the whole point of why the uniform is so stunningly bad.
Double take.
 
Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

... This gobsmacking uniform sported by a Colombian women’s cycling team at a race in Italy is just one of the biggest design fails we’ve seen .....

Colombian women’s cycling team uniform possibly the worst sports outfit of all time

My kids showed me this last night and I genuinely laughed out loud. Won't post the picture as it may sort of accidentally contravene BigFooty policy, which is the whole point of why the uniform is so stunningly bad.

Makes you wonder what they were trying to achieve
 

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Spring. The blooming of the cum trees ....
That clip is so true and cruel. I don't actually know if it was a Linden tree we walked under in the Botanic Gardens recently but if not it was one with the same effect. I couldn't say anything to the people we were with, the odds of me being able to explain it well and make them laugh were far outweighed by those of coming off as a socially inept jerk.
 
That clip is so true and cruel. I don't actually know if it was a Linden tree we walked under in the Botanic Gardens recently but if not it was one with the same effect. I couldn't say anything to the people we were with, the odds of me being able to explain it well and make them laugh were far outweighed by those of coming off as a socially inept jerk.

Many years ago I lived in a 2nd story apartment in Norwood and outside my bedroom balcony was what came to be known as "The Cum Tree". It permeated the entire apartment and smelt as if I had several 15yo boys living in the spare room.
 
That clip is so true and cruel. I don't actually know if it was a Linden tree we walked under in the Botanic Gardens recently but if not it was one with the same effect. I couldn't say anything to the people we were with, the odds of me being able to explain it well and make them laugh were far outweighed by those of coming off as a socially inept jerk.

There are ways...."Ah...smell that? The unmistakable aroma of the copulation box in full bloom" Then you wait for your social peers to comment, and going by their results of trying to be socially adept...you continue with "it is a familiar smell for some reason", putting the ball in their court
 
'Jaws' is one of the best movies ever made but I feel it was somewhat let down by the special effects of the day and the shitness of the mechanical shark called Bruce.
Generally speaking I'm not a huge fan of remakes of classic films but I'd love to see a remake of 'Jaws' with modern day special effects.
 
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