Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

Bianchis surgery is over and he is in intensive care, but is not on respitory assistance.

He may make it through this.

 

[Hooligan87]

Considering all this hashtag business, why is #scythebuttercorn not a thing?

#scythebuttercorn

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Its better to be disowned - than owned. Kunta Kinte - circa 1770.

I'm going to punch you.

 

[finbarr]

Busted jaw grand final winner meets busted cheekbone grand final winner.

I feel for guys like Johnny Satler, George Piggins, Bob McCarthy etc the ones that helped save the club but didnt back Russell Crowe and Peter Holmes a Court but have come hack into the fold. The emotions they must have gone through the last 17 years or so.

A great day for chairman Nick Pappas who led charge to stay in the NRL with George Piggins but decided to back Crowe and Holmes a Court. Great day for Andrew Denton who used his profile to rally Souths and non souths fans to those marches against the NRL kicking them out of the comp.

Finally they can all say - Up Yours Rupert.!

And a great day for my friend Mark Courtney.

http://m.smh.com.au/rugby-league/le...ne-special-rabbitohs-fan-20141003-10phnn.html

 

[Stromageddon]

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently ****ing you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.

http://www.reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/

 

[Portology]

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently ******* you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.

http://www.reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/

Mao Tse-Tung, if we're speaking in these units.

 

[jonasshirtfront]

Posted without comment:

http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2014-10-06/trade-winds-monday-port

Father/son picks decided
• Fremantle bid pick 32 on Jack Hiscox, which Sydney matched with pick 36.

http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2014-10-06/trade-winds-monday-port

 

[tribey]

Posted without comment:

http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2014-10-06/trade-winds-monday-port

http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2014-10-06/trade-winds-monday-port

So that's the son of a random WAFL guy. Ahh dat rule.

Edit, soz I should read good more.

 

[bomberclifford]

Posted without comment:

Father/son picks decided
• Fremantle bid pick 32 on Jack Hiscox, which Sydney matched with pick 36.

As long as he doesn't do it in public, I don't see the problem.

 

[FromTheHartland]

As long as he doesn't do it in public, I don't see the problem.

Beautiful foresight by his parents!

 

[jonasshirtfront]

Beautiful foresight by his parents!

Also has brothers Phil and Paul.

 

[I Dont Care]

Also has brothers Phil and Paul.

With sisters Tarch and Bleau

 

[Portology]

Could be Schulzenfest's pornstar name...

 

[Magpiespower]

Slowdown on TV.

Rachael Leashar croaked the national anthem.

Nick Stevens in a Port guernsey again...

 

[Portology]

That cat litter ad.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Watched the slowdown for 5 minutes.

Turned it off because of Cunn(t)ingham.

 

[Phhht]

Watched the slowdown for 5 minutes.

Turned it off because of Cunn(t)ingham.

Was watching the slowdown as well, ad for the 19th man comes on and i genuinely couldnt tell the difference between Bruth and campaigneringham

 

[Magpiespower]

Watched the slowdown for 5 minutes.

Turned it off because of Cunn(t)ingham.

Hadn't heard KG for years.

He's still got it.

Old spanner.

 

[PAFC forever]

lel KG blowing his load every time Modra gets near the ball what an old campaigner, has someone told him its a charity match yet?

 

[Magpiespower]

Swear KG is just calling every female player "Lisa Kennedy."

Doesn't matter if it's Lisa Kennedy or not.

They're Lisa Kennedy.

 

[edgie]

I though Wade Thompson was an overweight David Rodan

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[JimmyBeerCans]

Why are SA playing Vic at the Gabba in the one dayer?

 

[PAFC forever]

Why are SA playing Vic at the Gabba in the one dayer?

All the domestic one day matches are played over the next 2 weeks in QLD and NSW I'm pretty sure.

 

[PhoenixPower]

Why are SA playing Vic at the Gabba in the one dayer?

They're only using 3 grounds for the whole series iirc

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

They're only using 3 grounds for the whole series iirc

so it's to jam everything in before the World Cup i gather