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Oh **** mine too got so pissed at Harold and Sue Wilsons place I chundered on the Magpie fence banners. Spent most of the Saturday and Sunday hosing them off with worst hangover in human history. I haven't been able to look at a Brandivino bottle since then without feeling ill since. I was about 17 at the time and I'm nearly 50 now.
I don't know if they still make the stuff but I can only hope that it really doesn't taste anywhere near as bad as what my memory has. I woke up near the beach and had to wash my mouth out with sea water just to be gone with it.
 

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Oh **** mine too got so pissed at Harold and Sue Wilsons place I chundered on the Magpie fence banners. Spent most of the Saturday and Sunday hosing them off with worst hangover in human history. I haven't been able to look at a Brandivino bottle since then without feeling ill. I was about 17 at the time and I'm nearly 50 now.
Brandivino also brought me unstuck for the very first time when I was 17.We bought a flagon and had a couple of drinks.I got a bit pissy and thought this was fantastic. So I got greedy and skulled half the flagon or so I thought. I couldn't walk and my mates dropped me off home.I woke up in bed the next morning with vomit all around me.Mum walked in and asked if I was drunkl?How did you know I said.She reckoned Dad found me in the middle of the hallway with vomit everywhere..Fair dinkum I was crook.I vomited at least 8 times the next day and couldn't even hold down a glass of water.never touched it again.
 

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I really lacked positive role models in my teens.
I was my own role model in my teens two of my favourites that I bestowed upon myself and younger friends:

"If you wee with a stiffy jizz comes out"

and

"If you beat Cradle on 00 Agent in under 1:00 you see Bond rooting Natalya in 'gie 'ion as the credits roll"

I had shut-in chutzpah.
 

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Good Lord. I go and have a nap and this thread has evolved several new twists. For the record, I believe in God, but hate all religions, first time I got drunk I was 14, ended up in hospital and in a coma for 9 hours. I remember a cask of Rose, so blamed the experience on that...can't stand the site of it(better than blaming Jack, who shall remain blameless). I have now decided to hate all political parties as much as religions, as long as my missus never decides to wear one I don't care one way or the other about burkas. In this point in time. There, I think I have caught up
 

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I was my own role model in my teens two of my favourites that I bestowed upon myself and younger friends:

"If you wee with a stiffy jizz comes out"

and

"If you beat Cradle on 00 Agent in under 1:00 you see Bond rooting Natalya in 'gie 'ion as the credits roll"

I had shut-in chutzpah.
I hope the early morning piss-horn was exempt from the stiffy jizz-fest?
 
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