Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[xflamedancer]

Jumbo's first ever drunken experience was via a bottle of brandavino - never touched that horrid stuff ever again

Oh **** mine too got so pissed at Harold and Sue Wilsons place I chundered on the Magpie fence banners. Spent most of the Saturday and Sunday hosing them off with worst hangover in human history. I haven't been able to look at a Brandivino bottle since then without feeling ill. I was about 17 at the time and I'm nearly 50 now.

 

[Jumbo]

There is a story in my bible about a chinese girl who met and fell in love with a japanese boy. Both their families were against it for cultural and religious reasons. They had nothing to fear for either of those reasons though, the girl and boy were pure evil by birth despite their affluent and well protected lives. They were like an asian mickey and mallory. They went crazy killing people and creating mayhem wherever they went. Not in the name of religion but in the name of non religion. In fact in this story Mallory had a baby and much to Mickeys shock it was black.

Just proves two wongs don't make a white.





I first got drunk as a two year old with croup and an irresponsible tired babysitting father with a bottle of whiskey.

I still drink it.

Mallory from family ties was a hottie

 

[raman]

Mallory from family ties was a hottie

Mallory from Natural Born Killers, not so much.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Mallory from family ties was a hottie

Hot and dumb.

mmmmmm

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Mallory from Natural Born Killers, not so much.

I still have a thing for Juliette Lewis.

#ferkinggilbertgrape

 

[raman]

I still have a thing for Juliette Lewis.

#ferkinggilbertgrape

Yeah some people do. Strange, strange people.

 

[Jumbo]

Oh **** mine too got so pissed at Harold and Sue Wilsons place I chundered on the Magpie fence banners. Spent most of the Saturday and Sunday hosing them off with worst hangover in human history. I haven't been able to look at a Brandivino bottle since then without feeling ill since. I was about 17 at the time and I'm nearly 50 now.

I don't know if they still make the stuff but I can only hope that it really doesn't taste anywhere near as bad as what my memory has. I woke up near the beach and had to wash my mouth out with sea water just to be gone with it.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I don't know if they still make the stuff but I can only hope that it really doesn't taste anywhere near as bad as what my memory has. I woke up near the beach and had to wash my mouth out with sea water just to be gone with it.

here bud for memory lane sake"

 

[bomberclifford]

Zakk Wylde's was Southern Comfort... Holy moly I cant even smell the stuff these days.

I'm the same with Tequila. Even someone else drinking it in my vicinity makes me dry retch.

 

[Port81]

2Dogs or Strongbow was my first or maybe xlr8, cant remember it was some popular 90s pre-mixer though.

 

[Grave Danger]

This campaigner put me off clowns permanently.

 

[Dalphonso]

Oh **** mine too got so pissed at Harold and Sue Wilsons place I chundered on the Magpie fence banners. Spent most of the Saturday and Sunday hosing them off with worst hangover in human history. I haven't been able to look at a Brandivino bottle since then without feeling ill. I was about 17 at the time and I'm nearly 50 now.

Brandivino also brought me unstuck for the very first time when I was 17.We bought a flagon and had a couple of drinks.I got a bit pissy and thought this was fantastic. So I got greedy and skulled half the flagon or so I thought. I couldn't walk and my mates dropped me off home.I woke up in bed the next morning with vomit all around me.Mum walked in and asked if I was drunkl?How did you know I said.She reckoned Dad found me in the middle of the hallway with vomit everywhere..Fair dinkum I was crook.I vomited at least 8 times the next day and couldn't even hold down a glass of water.never touched it again.

 

[bomberclifford]

Yeah some people do. Strange, strange people.

Is it the annoying voice?

 

[raman]

Is it the annoying voice?

It's a bit of everything, really. The voice is definitely a factor.

 

[Jumbo]

This campaigner put me off clowns permanently.

But could he get into parliament house like that?

Why is dangerfield in this photo?

 

[tribey]

I really lacked positive role models in my teens.

I was my own role model in my teens two of my favourites that I bestowed upon myself and younger friends:

"If you wee with a stiffy jizz comes out"

and

"If you beat Cradle on 00 Agent in under 1:00 you see Bond rooting Natalya in 'gie 'ion as the credits roll"

I had shut-in chutzpah.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

....stiffy....

knggxxxxxxxxx

 

[finbarr]

 

[bomberclifford]

It's a bit of everything, really. The voice is definitely a factor.

What's your thoughts on Jennifer Tilley?

 

[tribey]

m8

 

[raman]

What's your thoughts on Jennifer Tilley?

Love her.

Bound.

 

[It Just Is]

I can't for the life of me remember when or what I was drinking for my first proper drunken effort.

Not sure if that's good or bad.

 

[Magpiespower]

Mallory from family ties was a hottie

My second ever crush. After Dana Plato. Hnnnnnng...

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just sent this to my mate who is a doctor up at Renmark.

He was pretty mad.

 

[I Dont Care]

Good Lord. I go and have a nap and this thread has evolved several new twists. For the record, I believe in God, but hate all religions, first time I got drunk I was 14, ended up in hospital and in a coma for 9 hours. I remember a cask of Rose, so blamed the experience on that...can't stand the site of it(better than blaming Jack, who shall remain blameless). I have now decided to hate all political parties as much as religions, as long as my missus never decides to wear one I don't care one way or the other about burkas. In this point in time. There, I think I have caught up