Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

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I Dont Care

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"Shut the f@%k up! No! You shut the f@%k up! Shut the f@%k up and listen. Oi! Listen, f@%k ya! You listening? Right. F@%k. I'll make it clear - crystal f@%ken clear - so even a dumb f@%k like you can understand. Call me again - and I'll f@%ken smash ya. I'll f@%ken stab ya. I'll f@%ken end ya. I'll f@%ken kill ya. F@%ken got it? Good! Enjoy ya week, campaigner!"

- feral bloke's epic spray on his mobile reverberated around the Northern Suburbs at lunchtime.
Probably got a phone call from his mum
 

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How you can sit through Pertwee and not Baker has me baffled. Pertwee, while an action hero, was boring as batshit.
It probably had a lot to do with my age at the time, Pertwee was 1970 to 1974. Patrick Troughton was probably my favourite doctor.
 
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"Shut the f@%k up! No! You shut the f@%k up! Shut the f@%k up and listen. Oi! Listen, f@%k ya! You listening? Right. F@%k. I'll make it clear - crystal f@%ken clear - so even a dumb f@%k like you can understand. Call me again - and I'll f@%ken smash ya. I'll f@%ken stab ya. I'll f@%ken end ya. I'll f@%ken kill ya. F@%ken got it? Good! Enjoy ya week, campaigner!"

- feral bloke's epic spray on his mobile reverberated around the Northern Suburbs at lunchtime.
Hooligan87 can tell you the other end of that phone call.
 

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Hooligan87 can tell you the other end of that phone call.
What's funny is on my way home i came across a lovely gentleman who was explaining to his friend about how a gang of 17 year old girls bashed some bloke so someone he knows cut the fingers off one of the girls.

It was like listening to poetry.
 

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Can I deep condition their hair with some form of corrosive acid?
Aw carn.

Yeah probably
Way harsh.... The fact that musicians of that calibre are known mostly for that song is a tragedy. Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan are 2 of the worlds finest at their craft.
 
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On the Northern Suburbs...
Borderline obese lady at Womma train station this morning, no older than 40, doing maaaaaadddddd doughnuts on her gopher, somehow holding onto a ciggie tucked in the corner of her mouth, while her teenage daughter and toddler granddaughter go wild. All and sundry still rocking their pyjamas.
What Hooligan87 said, about the poetry.
 
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