Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

I've just spent a few minutes reading the bigfooty snafl board.

Holy ****ing ****.

Go back to cutting.

 

[Quadzilla]

I'd rather fossick about in my own shit and arrange the undigested corn kernels in a row from smallest to largest.

yea ... why is it that corn doesn't all digest?

 

[I Dont Care]

yea ... why is it that corn doesn't all digest?

It is how plants reproduce. The seeds are not all digested and by design you are supposed to shit in your garden to plant more

 

[charcolechaddy]

 

[AlbertonBloke]

lol did anyone see the Townsville dipshits? Even better.

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Ok,now that is funny. I'm glad we have these kids on the front line of terror. I feel safe

 

[Quadzilla]

It is how plants reproduce. The seeds are not all digested and by design you are supposed to shit in your garden to plant more

Cheers ... next time i have tuna mornay I'll take a crap down the yard ... back corner ... lol

 

[Schulzenfest]

And while 99.9% of people's thoughts are with those who died and their families, there's still that 0.01%...

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#epicfail
#itsallaboutthescoop

Murdoch is a far more effective terrorist than the coward at Martin Place yesterday. And he's made billions from it.

 

[Trewth]

Im torn between my hatred for Murdoch and my love of FoxFooty

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'd rather fossick about in my own shit and arrange the undigested corn kernels in a row from smallest to largest.

I'd done that by 8 this morning so I thought I would see what the tiger and panther supporters were up too.

Hacking off my scrotum with a blunt rusty butter knife will be my preferred option next time I'm that bored.

 

[raman]

There's a SANFL board on BigFooty?

 

[Schulzenfest]

There's a SANFL board on BigFooty?

The SANFL board has racked up barely half of the amount of posts than what there are in this thread alone.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The SANFL board has racked up barely half of the amount of posts than what there are in this thread alone.

It's a fair dinkum freak show down there.

 

[I Dont Care]

Cheers ... next time i have tuna mornay I'll take a crap down the yard ... back corner ... lol

I think you have to shit in the sea to make tuna mornay work

 

[Quadzilla]

I think you have to shit in the sea to make tuna mornay work

Tuna mornay always has corn in it ... did in my house?

 

[I Dont Care]

Tuna mornay always has corn in it ... did in my house?

Yes, but it also has tuna in it

 

[Duck Farmer]

Can we please get this thread back on topic?

 

[I Dont Care]

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As you get older, the body starts to produce more wisdom, but also starts re-absorbing intelligence

 

[Powerstufff]

.... Hacking off my scrotum with a blunt rusty butter knife will be my preferred option next time I'm that bored.

It's not long ago that you were threatening to whack your dick rhythmically* on your desk at work if some scenario I can't remember continued/eventuated. Amazing your man bits survived until now.

* I may have imagined the rhythmically bit

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Ant Bear]

It's not long ago that you were threatening to whack your dick rhythmically* on your desk at work if some scenario I can't remember continued/eventuated. Amazing your man bits survived until now.

* I may have imagined the rhythmically bit

Luckily for Ed's desk, the Ryder trade worked out OK

 

[Powerstufff]

Luckily for Ed's desk, the Ryder trade worked out OK

Ah yes, that was it.

 

[Ant Bear]

"I'm going to bang my **** on the desk until one of the following eventuates,
1. Ryder becomes a Port Adelaide player.
2. I get fired. (pa sits just outside my office)
3. I break my desk."
Eddie Dingle , 16/10/14

Tipping the rooster was hoping that the trade went through before Ed ran out of Vaseline

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol, guy tripping balls at the gym. Has sprayed 4 cans of deodorant on himself while staring at equipment and women. I asked a PT "Dude, is that guy tripping balls?" he is like "oh hell yeah. he's on all kinds of shit."

‪#‎elizabethanytime‬

 

[Doctor Feel]

I cant concentrate with all this peace Islam is spreading.

Taliban gunmen have killed 130 people, the majority children, after storming an army-run school in restive northwest Pakistan.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/world...n-revenge-attack/story-fnjbobed-1227158633485

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

what arseholes - military making progress against Taliban so tbey go and try to kill hundreds of kids of servicemen at their school.