Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[StuMan]

I'm pretty sure a blind, quadriplegic monkey with a crippling addiction to painkillers could wrap a present better than I.

 

[Trewth]

This is the year I truly begin to dislike xmas.
Have had a family event every night since Sunday and something planned for the next 3-4 nights too.
I'm all for family but in moderation.
I used to have discussions with Trewth about how xmas shouldn't be looked as a chore or in a negative light but turns out he was right all along.

Here's to getting drunk and being told off for saying hilarious jokes from the missus.

Told you

This Christmas has me realising just how far back my genetic disposition for mental health issues go. Haha.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[tribey]

This is the year I truly begin to dislike xmas.
Have had a family event every night since Sunday and something planned for the next 3-4 nights too.
I'm all for family but in moderation.
I used to have discussions with Trewth about how xmas shouldn't be looked as a chore or in a negative light but turns out he was right all along.

Here's to getting drunk and being told off for saying hilarious jokes from the missus.

Get a missus and Christmas as you know it - stressfree laughs, booze, family - is over.

 

[raman]

Get a missus and Christmas as you know it - stressfree laughs, booze, family - is over.

Wow and I thought I was down on marriage

 

[Stromageddon]

Well I just recently got a new GF and she's perfect so far. literally no flaws.

I'm looking forward to discovering what they are.

 

[Forzaport]

Well I just recently got a new GF and she's perfect so far. literally no flaws.

I'm looking forward to discovering what they are.

Check for batteries.

 

[Stromageddon]

Check for batteries.

HAha hilarious. But she's not electronic. She's blow up.

 

[raman]

HAha hilarious. But she's not electronic. She's blow up.

You're living in the past m8: http://realdoll.com

 

[Stromageddon]

You're living in the past m8: http://realdoll.com

Fun fact. Hitler invented the blow up sex doll.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Fun fact. Hitler invented the blow up sex doll.

Did they only have one breast?

 

[I Dont Care]

Well I just recently got a new GF and she's perfect so far. literally no flaws.

I'm looking forward to discovering what they are.

It's the ring you wear that changes things

 

[Kickpuncher]

My little buddy Ollie the rainbow lorikeet I've had for about 5 years has suddenly come down looking extremely ill haven't got the funds to take him to a vet so keeping him inside in a warm cage at night hoping for the best. Will have quite a downer tomorrow if he doesn't make it.

 

[PowerKat]

Did anyone watch the Cyclone Tracy documentary "Blown Away" on ABC tonight?
As a survivor, I watched it with my mum, who is still living there, and it is amazing how the mind works. I have literally no memories of the period immediately after the cyclone, up until 2 months later when I started school in Adelaide. If asked, I would have said that we were evacuated the following day with an injured father via plane directly to Adelaide, and stayed at my grandparents house for a couple of weeks before resuming life as usual.
However, it turns out that we stayed in a single mens' quarters at a warehouse for two weeks after the storm, then mum and my brother and I were evacuated on a plane to Brisbane for a day, then to Melbourne and on to Adelaide afterwards, and dad stayed behind to assist in the cleanup for 2 months. I apparently did not start schooling again until the second term of 1975, and we actually lived in Broken Hill until we were reunited with dad. None of this is in my memory, but I remember nearly everything of my childhood in Darwin before the cyclone, and most of what happened in my life since returning to school (apart from my "stoner years")
Any other Tracy survivors on this board?
Anyone else with repressed memories about a traumatic experience?

Yeah I have in-laws who ended up in Adel soon after - there's very little discussion about detail, so not sure if they followed the same path (other than knowing they weren't in Broken Hill at all). People don't want to recall. I can understand why memories are repressed when you're lucky to survive, your home is totally destroyed except for the bathroom you sheltered in and then you emerge to total devastation and grisly sights - especially for children.

 

[Quadzilla]

Comedy writer Jeremy Lloyd, who created (with David Croft) sitcoms including Are You Being Served? and 'Allo 'Allo!, has died aged 84.

- See more at: http://www.skynews.com.au/news/show...r-jeremy-lloyd-dies.html#sthash.2fYgejjH.dpuf

 

[raman]

Presented without comment.

 

[Macca19]

Having kids has reinvigorated my enjoyment of xmas

 

[Macca19]

Ding dong merrily on high is the king of xmas carols

 

[tribey]

Presented without comment.

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The last time Van Berlo was at the front of a sled he severed his achilles #ohsocialmediaguy

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Having kids has reinvigorated my enjoyment of xmas

I am just about to have my first....

My misses is literally going to pop anytime now.....due date though is jan 1st....


I look forward to getting into ninja turtles again...
And buying transformer toys again....loved them as a kid...

And most importantly introducing him to star wars....

 

[I Dont Care]

Having kids has reinvigorated my enjoyment of xmas

You're just eyeing off their toys

 

[I Dont Care]

I am just about to have my first....

My misses is literally going to pop anytime now.....due date though is jan 1st....


I look forward to getting into ninja turtles again...
And buying transformer toys again....loved them as a kid...

And most importantly introducing him to star wars....

Do you like playing with rattles? That's all they get the first Christmas

 

[I Dont Care]

I watched that new Hercules movie with The Rock. Thought I was going to hate it, but actually didn't mind it

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Do you like playing with rattles? That's all they get the first Christmas

But i bought him this .....i aint joking...

I feel like getting a red one and naming him luke.....just so i can say...luke i am your faarther...

 

[spookism]

I am just about to have my first....

My misses is literally going to pop anytime now.....due date though is jan 1st....


I look forward to getting into ninja turtles again...
And buying transformer toys again....loved them as a kid...

And most importantly introducing him to star wars....

I think it's cute that your waiting til your kid grows up to get back into TMNT and Transformers. ...

#nevergrewup