Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[5um0F1]

Crazy world we live in where a motorized esky is not recognized for its... FREAKIN' GENIUS!!!

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There is something sad about the little esky strapped to the tow truck ..

 

[Grave Danger]

38°C+ here today. I was driving around doing stuff and parked under a beautiful shady tree in (southern suburb). Had separation anxiety when I had to drive off; so cool (relatively), so shady.

This bloke knew how to stay cool...

 

[StuMan]

 

[manureid]

I am going to say no, because I refuse to acknowledge those abortions of movies as Star Wars lore #farkyoulucas

 

[ozph1870]

credit to darren cahill but geez this makes me sick a little

 

[ozph1870]

getting chris evert in a pafc guernsey. now thats an achievement...

 

[edgie]

Don't listen to this wuss who can't hack the cold. Go to northern Scandinavia and check out the Aurora Borealis.

I thought that was in principal skinners kitchen?

 

[charcolechaddy]

getting chris evert in a pafc guernsey. now thats an achievement...

cougar. Alert.

 

[ozph1870]

cougar. Alert.

greg normans ex......

 

[charcolechaddy]

greg normans ex......

that's why he tried to chop his arm of,she must have caught him spanking the monkey.

 

[Duck Farmer]

that's why he tried to chop his arm of,she must have caught him spanking the monkey.

You may be getting him confused with the punchline to "How much force does it take to stop a propeller?"

 

[Boss351]

You may be getting him confused with the punchline to "How much force does it take to stop a propeller?"

Jack Newton gives this post 2...er 1 down

Jack's also not a Star Wars fan

 

[edgie]

Jack Newton gives this post 2...er 1 down

Jack's also not a Star Wars fan

It is only the red lightsabres that cauterize the wounds

 

[5um0F1]

cougar. Alert.

For some of us that's a young piece of fluff

 

[manureid]

getting chris evert in a pafc guernsey. now thats an achievement...

Getting her out of it would be a greater one.

 

[Powerstufff]

that's why he tried to chop his arm of,she must have caught him spanking the monkey.

Jack Newton.

Edit: Boss351 gets the points.

 

[Grave Danger]

Καλά Χριστούγεννα

 

[Powerstufff]

Καλά Χριστούγεννα

Και σε εσάς και δικά σας

 

[Grave Danger]

Και σε εσάς και δικά σας

ΟΙ ΚΑΜΠΆΝΕΣ,ΟΙ ΚΑΜΠΆΝΕΣ!

(I live within a Tim Evans drop punt of a Greek Orthodox church)

 

[Powerstufff]

ΟΙ ΚΑΜΠΆΝΕΣ,ΟΙ ΚΑΜΠΆΝΕΣ!

(I live within a Tim Evans drop punt of a Greek Orthodox church)

Per Babelfish (gets used at work a bit) that comes out as 'The kampanes, the kampanes!' I don't think you're at welcome at that church as you thought. A bit unfortunate, as a Tim Evans' drop punt is a fair walk in this heat.

 

[FromTheHartland]

I just found the optimal reception point for the AM/FM radio in my new office!

*stares at empty desk and inbox looking for something not too strenuous to do appears*

 

[raman]

Has Bob Hawke sculled his beer at the SCG yet?

 

[PowerVic]

The esky is genius, the goose who ignored the police warning less so. Exactly what my eldest son would do.

For a different spin on mobile drinking, google up 'German beer bike'

 

[Grave Danger]

Per Babelfish (gets used at work a bit) that comes out as 'The kampanes, the kampanes!' I don't think you're at welcome at that church as you thought. A bit unfortunate, as a Tim Evans' drop punt is a fair walk in this heat.

I attend there regularly. More out of obligation than devotion though - it's used as a polling place (to elect kampaners?)

 

[Powerstufff]

New Zealand skydivers jump to safety moments before plane crashes into Lake Taupo. About time this happened. So many times it's more like Eleven killed in plane crash at parachute club in Poland and I always think "Couldn't at least one have jumped?"