Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

A young chinese woman who i'm currently working with was had an oral English test today as part of gaining a proper visa so she can work full-time. One of the questions was "Describe a handsome person." She said she described me.

I am the sexiest person alive. Cleo, come at me.

 

[Boss351]

A young chinese woman who i'm currently working with was had an oral English test today as part of gaining a proper visa so she can work full-time. One of the questions was "Describe a handsome person." She said she described me.

I am the sexiest person alive. Cleo, come at me.

not too hard for her with the old 'all Australians look the same'

 

[edgie]

A young chinese woman who i'm currently working with was had an oral English test today as part of gaining a proper visa so she can work full-time. One of the questions was "Describe a handsome person." She said she described me.

I am the sexiest person alive. Cleo, come at me.

Is that why she failed? Lololol.

 

[AdamMarrett]

Best call I heard over the Christmas break was by a Port mate when we were on the beers "I guess it's Port's fault Tony McGuiness shagged Graham Cornes wife to?" Full of beer that made me fall off my chair laughing

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

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Best call I heard over the Christmas break was by a Port mate when we were on the beers "I guess it's Port's fault Tony McGuiness shagged Graham Cornes wife too?" Full of beer that made me fall off my chair laughing

That is worth making a BF signature out of the bold bit.

 

[Doctor Feel]

not too hard for her with the old 'all Australians look the same'

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[I Dont Care]

A young chinese woman who i'm currently working with was had an oral English test today as part of gaining a proper visa so she can work full-time. One of the questions was "Describe a handsome person." She said she described me.

I am the sexiest person alive. Cleo, come at me.

Did that make your diff-lock?

 

[Dalphonso]

Best call I heard over the Christmas break was by a Port mate when we were on the beers "I guess it's Port's fault Tony McGuiness shagged Graham Cornes wife to?" Full of beer that made me fall off my chair laughing

Of course it was .Everytime Port played Glenelg we made Cornes look foolish so his Mrs turned to fresh young meat to make her feel confident again.
Didn't McGuiness back door a bloke who was married to the blonde news reader as well?
What a quality bloke.No wonder the bikies wanted his guts for garters.

 

[Doctor Feel]

HURRR DURR FERSBERRRK

 

[Doctor Feel]

Well I don't ride them. Thee Dols

Sorry Cane.

 

[woffy]

Didn't McGuiness back door a bloke who was married to the blonde news reader as well?

Her name was Georgina Thomas from memory; I think KT may know.

 

[ozph1870]

HURRR DURR FERSBERRRK


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[I Dont Care]

Well I don't ride them. Thee Dols

Sorry Cane.

I think Ian needs a 'sorry cane'

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Her name was Georgina Thomas from memory; I think KT may know.

KT wasnt married to her if that's what you mean. He has been married to Pat for almost 30 years

 

[raman]

Didn't McGuiness back door a bloke who was married to the blonde news reader as well?

All I remember is that in about 97-98 Tony McGuinness actually went on 5aa (and possible other local media) saying straight out "I'm single and looking, where the chicks at?" and within a few weeks (in my memory, anyway) he and Georgina Thomas were a thing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

religion of peace strikes again. 11 dead 10 injured so far. Gun attack on a satirical magazine publisher who made caricatures of muhammad. when will this madness end?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883

 

[tribey]

religion of peace strikes again. 11 dead 10 injured so far. Gun attack on a satirical magazine publisher who made caricatures of muhammad. when will this madness end?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883

Ahhhh centuries-old urban legends eh

 

[Dylan8]

religion of peace strikes again. 11 dead 10 injured so far. Gun attack on a satirical magazine publisher who made caricatures of muhammad. when will this madness end?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883

How can anyone sympathise with people who want a world where 'avin a laff isn't allowed

 

[tribey]

How can anyone sympathise with people who want a world where 'avin a laff isn't allowed

- Booze, bacon, fornication. I'd be cranky too.

 

[Doctor Feel]

they must have been pretty muham-MAD.

 

[Doctor Feel]

- Booze, bacon, fornication. I'd be cranky too.

they literally have nothing else to do besides pray, grow opium and kill each other.

 

[Dylan8]

they literally have nothing else to do besides pray, grow opium and kill each other.

don't forget shitting

 

[Doctor Feel]

don't forget shitting

often killing followed by shitting, or shitting while killing. they do it all for some fellow who goes by the name of admiral ackbar apparently.

 

[StuMan]

often killing followed by shitting, or shitting while killing. they do it all for some fellow who goes by the name of admiral ackbar apparently.

 

[Changaneen]

Out in the boat today for a fish. No fish. ( One LeatherJacket and Ten Shitties )

One squid and 20 blue swimmer crabs, so thats not too bad. Usually the Adelaide fish markets have them around ten bucks a kilo. Is that right, i cook them better than anyone. So my day was ok lol.

Beers, crabs and BigFooty. Lifes not too bad. Bring on the footy !!