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Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...
Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

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Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...
Did it it have...corn in it?
 

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Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

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Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

Majestic.
Is pants-fudging that common? I witnessed one broad leaned against a pole, spewing with a shit trail down her legs on Chapel street, new years night. Her friends actually appeared with toilet paper to wipe her, before ditching the dirty roll on the side path and hopping in a cab.
 

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Reminds me of the time I thought I was drinking a light 2% beer but was actually drinking an 8% imperial stout. Managed to get through two six packs in as many hours when I realised I was a little bit more f***ed up than I should have been.
 

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Reminds me of the time I thought I was drinking a light 2% beer but was actually drinking an 8% imperial stout. Managed to get through two six packs in as many hours when I realised I was a little bit more f***ed up than I should have been.
Er, what were you so munted on beforehand that made you unable to tell the difference?
 

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Er, what were you so munted on beforehand that made you unable to tell the difference?
Got told that light beer was in the fridge. He also mumbled something about stout so I put 2 and 2 together and figured he bought a light stout.

Turns out there were TWO fridges. One light beer, one stout. I found the stout one and just rolled with it.
 

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oh wow there he goes again, arrogant whinegard
This universe: All razzle dazzle no substance. Little poonce who shies away from the hardball.

That universe: HES BETTER THAN ANYONE ON YOUR LIST SIF YOU WOULDNT TAKE HIM
 

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Is pants-fudging that common? .....
I wouldn't have thought so once. Really wouldn't have thought it happened at all.
But a place we go to fairly often had their ladies' toilets closed one Sunday mid-morning due to extensive cleaning needed after a pants-fudge from the night before. A wedding. Post-fudging the fudgée* had attempted to remove her fudged pants resulting in quite a lot of fudge spreading.
In a lifetime of many, many parties I've never known of any fudge related incidents other than that one.

* Spelling? Acute or grave accent?
 
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