Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Kickpuncher]

Nintendo products and Hentai. That actually makes sense.

 

[tribey]

Atari 2600

1. Fat guys with tiny dicks looking at the camera with a mixture of surprise, joy and shame as they're orally schtooped by a pr0nlass who happened to be brought in by a couple of sleazebags on the very night they went to buy that dildo for the ah, wife.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Play away to the bottom team and don't get a shot on target despite having more possession.

11 goals in 21 games. Manager apparently under no threat of losing his job.

#carn

 

[Dylan8]

Play away to the bottom team and don't get a shot on target despite having more possession.

11 goals in 21 games. Manager apparently under no threat of losing his job.

#carn

Least you aren't a black cats fan

They were pitifully shite today

Couldn't even beat a Liverpool side without Sterling, Sturridge or Suarez (come back plz)

 

[Dylan8]

Nor can they score

Their best hope is Fabio Borini and he won't even go to their shit team

 

[El_Scorcho]

Least you aren't a black cats fan

They were pitifully shite today

Couldn't even beat a Liverpool side without Sterling, Sturridge or Suarez (come back plz)

We lost to Leicester and didn't get a shot on target.

We defend well but we have the attacking threat of an upturned lawn chair

 

[Dylan8]

Yeah we only took points from Leicester by a couple of penalties, one was quite soft.

 

[Dylan8]

What happened to Bentekkerz? One season wonder?

 

[El_Scorcho]

What happened to Bentekkerz? One season wonder?

Our midfielders think they are playing rugby as far as I can tell, they only pass sideways and backwards.

He's scored a few brilliant goals but he basically has to create them himself. He'll be good when he moves to a club that can feed him a little bit.

 

[Dylan8]

Our midfielders think they are playing rugby as far as I can tell, they only pass sideways and backwards.

He's scored a few brilliant goals but he basically has to create them himself. He'll be good when he moves to a club that can feed him a little bit.

Man, Suarez and Sturridge got a team to second supplying each other.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Why aren't lemons sweet when they're not ripe?

 

[Duck Farmer]

so ...darts fans hey....

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/d...ium-erupts-into-violence-20150110-12lpsj.html

Isn't the whole point of going to a darts tournament to get pissed and act like a dickhead? Quelle surprise.

 

[tribey]

Isn't the whole point of going to a darts tournament to get pissed and act like a dickhead? Quelle surprise.

Australians like to think they're irreverent, can take the piss out of each other and love some bants, right up until someone looks at them funny or inadvertently cuts the line at the bar/Macca's - then it's coward punches, stabbings and riots for all.

Don't remember seeing anything like this happen in the darts heartland, or 'dartland', if you will.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Australians like to think they're irreverent, can take the piss out of each other and love some bants, right up until someone looks at them funny or inadvertently cuts the line at the bar/Macca's - then it's coward punches, stabbings and riots for all.

Don't remember seeing anything like this happen in the darts heartland, or 'dartland', if you will.

I agree that the pissed British dart fan seems somewhat good natured and more likely to chant Chelsea Dagger than use one.

 

[Steve Dore]

Why aren't lemons sweet when they're not ripe?

Why does sour cream have a use by date?

 

[Powerstufff]

Why aren't lemons sweet when they're not ripe?

Ripe or not ripe they taste sweet if you've used miracle fruit beforehand. See the clip below from when they did this on QI.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I mean these 15 year olds on their xboxes

They wouldn't have the slightest clue

Thats because the average gamer is in his 30's and not teens.

Dont you remember the debate about violent and x rated games were going to be banned by state governments because it was harming the kiddies and all the survey results put the average male game at 32 and women I think were 27.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

I got to admit i would created a table and chair campfire if i was at the darts too...

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Flicking thru channels and bloody hell Naomi Watts on Sesame St. How will the kiddies understand her Aussie accent.

 

[tribey]

I got to admit i would created a table and chair campfire if i was at the darts too...

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Thats because the average gamer is in his 30's and not teens.

Dont you remember the debate about violent and x rated games were going to be banned by state governments because it was harming the kiddies and all the survey results put the average male game at 32 and women I think were 27.

The answer to females age old question what do men look for in a women....well this is their answer

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Interesting....for the conspiracy theorists out there

http://mobile.news.com.au/world/bre...ar-on-terrorists/story-fndir2ev-1227181008092

 

[Powerstufff]

Interesting....for the conspiracy theorists out there

http://mobile.news.com.au/world/bre...ar-on-terrorists/story-fndir2ev-1227181008092

Mmmmph. Not really. Best comment on Anonymous is here ....

 

[Dylan8]

Interesting....for the conspiracy theorists out there

http://mobile.news.com.au/world/bre...ar-on-terrorists/story-fndir2ev-1227181008092

anonyomous

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Mmmmph. Not really. Best comment on Anonymous is here ....

While i think its funny i they are a bit more organised and equipped than that