Every Australia Day long weekend for the last 15 years, four schoolyard mates go fishing and camping at the same spot on the Murray. But this year, Paul had to tell his mates that he couldn't come. "The wife tells me that she has plans for the weekend" he tells the others. So imagine their surprise when they arrive at their secret spot to find Paul sitting by a campfire with his lines in the water already. "What happened?" they ask. "You told us you weren't coming..."
"Well.." says Paul "Last week Julie read 50 Shades of Grey. So last night when I got home, she came out of the bedroom wearing a see-through negligee and led me wordlessly into the boudoir. The bed was covered with rose petals. She handed me and blindfold, and asked me to tie it tightly around her eyes. Then she gave me four sets of handcuffs, and instructed me to secure her hands and feet to the bedposts. "What do I do now? I asked. "Anything you want..."she moaned breathlessly."
"So here I am. Anyone want a beer?"