Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Hooligan87]

Just thought i'd report back in regard to my Ma and Pa on the Gold Coast. No flood damage, all good. But indoor activity's were rife according to my dad.

Which disturbs me greatly.

I blame 50 shades of grey.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Homemade?

Well yes technically. The head chef from my course cooked it for the students.

 

[Ant Bear]

Are things always this fiesty? Or is off season actually driving everyone crazy? haha

Not always fiesty. It sometimes gets a bit feisty.

 

[I Dont Care]

I blame 50 shades of grey.

50 shades of grey, by Clairol

 

[I Dont Care]

Not always fiesty. It sometimes gets a bit feisty.

And sometimes feasty as well

 

[Stromageddon]

Are things always this fiesty? Or is off season actually driving everyone crazy? haha

Why, does it turn you on?

 

[nataliekate]

Well yes technically. The head chef from my course cooked it for the students.

Nice! Spicy?

 

[tangolikelama]

 

[nataliekate]

Why, does it turn you on?

Internet arguments totally do it for me

 

[Stromageddon]

Internet arguments totally do it for me

NO THEY DON'T!

 

[nataliekate]

NO THEY DON'T!

You're right they don't really. Just thought I was being witty

 

[Stromageddon]

You're right they don't really. Just thought I was being witty

I was trying to be witty too. You see, you said internet arguments turned you on, so I attempted to incite an argument by disagreeing with you. I had high hopes that it would lead to coitus and a long, happy marriage with 4 kids and a couple of labradoodles but maybe I'm just a fool.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh man that has made me lose it, it totally just jogged my memory about something.

It was like 4am, my mate and I had passed out watching the TV and playing vidya till the early morn. We were like 16 at the time.
My mates bigger brother rocks up after a massive night out, comes into the room and flicks the light on and off constantly going *Light on* HI MATT *light off* *light on* HI TIM *light off* *light on* HI MATT! really quickly, then finished with *Light on* TOUCH YOUR THIGH TIM!

He then proceeded to go outside and piss on the outside wall, beside the fact a toilet was readily available closer to him than going outside. It emerged later that during the night, he had also gone through a hungry jacks drive through and mooned the face-to-face pimply teenager who was serving at the time. He was an intern doctor at the time, and this got back to his general practise and the practise manager sat him down and was like "...you are doctor james now. You can't go around mooning poor teenagers who are just doing their job."

So good.

 

[Dylan8]

I was trying to be witty too. You see, you said internet arguments turned you on, so I attempted to incite an argument by disagreeing with you. I had high hopes that it would lead to coitus and a long, happy marriage with 4 kids and a couple of labradoodles but maybe I'm just a fool.

romance is not dead

 

[Stromageddon]

romance is not dead

Too romantic? Should I have gone with a sleazy pick up line instead?

Ay girl are you a chicken farmer? Coz you sure know how to raise a ****.

 

[Phhht]

Look mate if you can come up with a reasonable argument as to why I am being hypocritical, i'd love to hear it.

Okay, first things first. The bold bit below, can you please point me to where I have said you are judging people on how they look.

I'm judging people on what they are doing, not how they look. We're talking about something completely different.

 

[Stromageddon]

Holy shit it's been 11 whole minutes since she last replied. Did I scare her off?

Natalie, please, all my life up until this moment, I thought 'happiness' started with H. But, now, since you've come into my life, I realise that it starts with U.

Please don't leave.

 

[Forzaport]

 

[nataliekate]

I was trying to be witty too. You see, you said internet arguments turned you on, so I attempted to incite an argument by disagreeing with you. I had high hopes that it would lead to coitus and a long, happy marriage with 4 kids and a couple of labradoodles but maybe I'm just a fool.

Ah yes, now I see. Your level of wit far outdoes mine thus my inablity to spot it haha

 

[Trewth]

Wait, did someone say having a shit tattoo on your chin makes you a shit person?

That's just wrong.

 

[I Dont Care]

Oh man that has made me lose it, it totally just jogged my memory about something.

It was like 4am, my mate and I had passed out watching the TV and playing vidya till the early morn. We were like 16 at the time.
My mates bigger brother rocks up after a massive night out, comes into the room and flicks the light on and off constantly going *Light on* HI MATT *light off* *light on* HI TIM *light off* *light on* HI MATT! really quickly, then finished with *Light on* TOUCH YOUR THIGH TIM!

He then proceeded to go outside and piss on the outside wall, beside the fact a toilet was readily available closer to him than going outside. It emerged later that during the night, he had also gone through a hungry jacks drive through and mooned the face-to-face pimply teenager who was serving at the time. He was an intern doctor at the time, and this got back to his general practise and the practise manager sat him down and was like "...you are doctor james now. You can't go around mooning poor teenagers who are just doing their job."

So good.

So, did you touch your thigh?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Okay, first things first. The bold bit below, can you please point me to where I have said you are judging people on how they look.

You aren't. And i'm not. That's the entire point of contention. I'm "judging" people who I believe are posting annoying things and asking/shaming them to stop.
I'm having a crack at other people for judging people based on how they look. Two very different issues that you have intertwined somehow.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So, did you touch your thigh?

Tim is my mate, and no, he was decidedly mad at being awoken by a 6 foot 5 drunk. Anyone who knows Eddie Dingle probably knows this feel.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also, cottage cheese is ****ing god tier post workout food. Tub of cottage cheese + banana + brotein shake is like 50g protein 44gb carbs 4g fat, amazeballs ratios.

 

[I Dont Care]

Tim is my mate, and no, he was decidedly mad at being awoken by a 6 foot 5 drunk. Anyone who knows Eddie Dingle probably knows this feel.

So, he touched your thigh?