Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Dylan8]

Are you sure about the bolded bit?

Some of them are Snapchat and Instagram images.


inb4: Snapchat is private lulz

if it isn't on your 'story' then it is a private photo on snapchat

if the nudes are on instagram, then they aren't private and it isn't a leak so its no big deal. It does violate IGs policy however...

 

[Stromageddon]

Are you sure about the bolded bit?

Some of them are Snapchat and Instagram images.


inb4: Snapchat is private lulz

We all know Snapchat privacy is easily circumvented but the users of the app at least intend for it to be private, which basically implies there's no consent. Which is why I don't post any of the screenshots of the snaps I get from Dylan8

Instagram is public and free-game, though.

 

[Stromageddon]

if it isn't on your 'story' then it is a private photo on snapchat

if the nudes are on instagram, then they aren't private and it isn't a leak so its no big deal. It does violate IGs policy however...

I thought nudes were okay on IG?

EDIT: Maybe I'm thinking of Twitter.

 

[manureid]

**** Wang or GTFO

 

[raman]

I thought nudes were okay on IG?

I think he meant ganking the photos and putting them elsewhere is against their terms, not the nudity.

 

[Stromageddon]

Do you have a freckle on your wang, El_Scorcho ?

Don't avoid the question El_Scorcho

 

[Dylan8]

I thought nudes were okay on IG?

EDIT: Maybe I'm thinking of Twitter.

They don't even allow nipples

 

[Janus]

I guess it's because men haven't been institutionally disadvantaged for the entire history of the human race and judged predominantly on their looks ahead of other qualities and thus the stigma and disadvantage that comes with objectification doesn't apply.

(Also partially because men are naturally very visual in the way they judge the opposite sex and women aren't as much)

Let's face it, the only men who are upset about the objectification of men are the men who aren't being objectified.

 

[Stromageddon]

They don't even allow nipples

That would explain the strategic placing of the football over Cam O'Shea's nipples on Paul Stewart's instagram.

 

[raman]

They don't even allow nipples

You what? I follow pr0n girls on IG. Only reason to have it.

 

[Dylan8]

You what? I follow pr0n girls on IG. Only reason to have it.

Do they actually post nips? I'm sure many pages get away with it but its not actually allowed, hence #freethenipple is a big thing on IG.

 

[Stromageddon]

You what? I follow pr0n girls on IG. Only reason to have it.

Using IG for pr0n instead of actual pr0n sites for pr0n is the 21st century adaption of beating your meat to the women's underwear section in Harris Scarfe's catalogues instead of actual pr0n magazines.

 

[raman]

Using IG for pr0n instead of actual pr0n sites for pr0n is the 21st century adaption of beating your meat to the women's underwear section in Harris Scarfe's catalogues instead of actual pr0n magazines.

I didn't say I used it for pr0n, I said I followed some pr0n chicks on it.

 

[Stromageddon]

I didn't say I used it for pr0n, I said I followed some pr0n chicks on it.

I didn't say that either.

Also, out of interest, which pr0n chicks?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Dylan8]

Using IG for pr0n instead of actual pr0n sites for pr0n is the 21st century adaption of beating your meat to the women's underwear section in Harris Scarfe's catalogues instead of actual pr0n magazines.

Various pages under the sort of names like 'ass of the day' started popping up a year or two ago on my feed and the same dickheads liked them over and over. Baffling.

 

[raman]

Do they actually post nips? I'm sure many pages get away with it but its not actually allowed, hence #freethenipple is a big thing on IG.

Huh, yeah you're right actually. Just checked and the feed is more chaste than I thought it was.

 

[Dylan8]

That would explain the strategic placing of the football over Cam O'Shea's nipples on Paul Stewart's instagram.

I miss the fridge being a regular in the side. I also miss his parents buddies Portia and Dingle

 

[Stromageddon]

I have a freckle on my penis.

The freckle lies smack-bang in the middle of my shaft. It is a dark brown colour, and it is mostly oval shaped. If you run your fingers over it (cute girls reading this, I highly recommend this activity, for science), then you wouldn't feel it. It is very much a part of my skin. In fact, it's like one tiny part of me, on the shaft of my penis, is brown. I wouldn't go as far to call me African-American, however, as I'm very much white and Australian, but, as a child, it did make me wonder...

Now, my older sister, let's call her Rebecca, is a twin, technically, but her twin died while it was still developing in the womb. So she's not really a twin. But, anyway, Rebecca has a mole on her neck. This mole, my mother used to say, was the undeveloped fetus. My childhood brain believed this to be the case, that, when people died, they'd attach their crumpled and tiny bodies onto other living beings as a slightly unsettling method of attaining immortality, and guide their living host through life. A little bit like a guardian angel.

My grandmother used to work with Indigenous Australians in remote communities in outback Australia. One day while at her house, she decided to go through her photo album. Most of these photos had three things in common - my grandmother, my grandfather, and a black man. I ask my grandmother who the black man is. "That's Robert, Stewart2Austin" "Well how come I've never seen Robert before?" "He's gone." "Gone where?" My grandmother paused for a moment. She wanted to say this delicately to a six year old. "He's dead." "Oh" "He died about the same time you were born." I asked my mother about this when I got home, she could confirm.

Now, let's cast our mind back to two paragraphs ago and recall the belief that dead people attached themselves to the living. With this belief in mind, we shall head back to my penis. We should head to the little brown spot on my penis, to be exact. I came to a sudden realisation that night in my bed when I got home. The brown freckle on my penis was a dead person. Robert was also a dead person, who happened to have dark skin. I put two and two together and came to the only logical conclusion: Robert is my phallus-bound guardian angel.

tl;dr a dead man, Robert, inhabits the shaft of my penis as my guardian angel.

 

[Powerade 08]

You what? I follow pr0n girls on IG.

Only to help them out of the industry and into an alternate pathway in life... right?

With a couple logical leaps anything else would be = to raping and beheading them.

 

[raman]

Only to help them out of the industry and into an alternate pathway in life... right?

With a couple logical leaps anything else would be = to raping and beheading them.

Uhh sure, why not.

 

[Dylan8]

I need your autobiography stormy.

 

[Magpiespower]

Using IG for pr0n instead of actual pr0n sites for pr0n is the 21st century adaption of beating your meat to the women's underwear section in Harris Scarfe's catalogues instead of actual pr0n magazines.

Target chicks are hotter... BLAOW!!!

 

[Andre]

If nudity were compulsory we'd never had any issues like this.

Have you been out in public lately? The policy would have to go along with compulsory fat camps or there'd be people throwing up all over the pavement .

 

[glitch01]

Mean while in Dubai.....
http://7days.ae/man-to-face-trial-in-uae-for-swearing-in-whatsapp-message/64717

 

[Kickpuncher]

Mouth ulcers suck.