Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Steve Dore]

Doctor Feel post on BigFooty about all the time he spends in the Riverland.

Nek minnit;

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UPDATE: "Have you ever lived in Berri?"

"What? NO!"

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[Doctor Feel]

Doctor Feel post on BigFooty about all the time he spends in the Riverland.

Nek minnit;

I actually told her that i spend plenty of time there lol.

Seriously - I've been driving suspended for months and never got pulled over. Lift your game SAPOL!

 

[philthy05]

I have about 3 or 4 more stories involving the police and their ineptitude that you wouldn't even believe. I don't know what it is but I'm a magnet for them. When you have a police officer find a rubber sticky hand (if any one remembers those I havent seen one in years) in a bag in your console and tries to arrest you for possessing amphetimines you know you have shit luck with cops.

 

[philthy05]

I actually told her that i spend plenty of time there lol.

Seriously - I've been driving suspended for months and never got pulled over. Lift your game SAPOL!

Do you drive a Camry by any chance?

Seriously since I bought a Toyota Corolla I think I could have a dead body strapped to the roof and not get pulled over.

 

[Steve Dore]

I actually told her that i spend plenty of time there lol.

Seriously - I've been driving suspended for months and never got pulled over. Lift your game SAPOL!

Your chance of getting pulled over for a suspend licence alone is pretty much zero. That 39 year old woman that ran over that kid at a pedestrian crossing has never had a drivers licence and would have continued to get away with it if she hadn't ran over that kid.

You are lucky you didn't have an accident and make a big claim on your insurance. Your insurance company would have had and easy out.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Do you drive a Camry by any chance?

Seriously since I bought a Toyota Corolla I think I could have a dead body strapped to the roof and not get pulled over.

Toyota prado with every 4wding accessory known to man bolted on.

 

[Andre]

OH MY GOD!

They just called me.

Okay...get this.

I'VE BEEN DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENCE! (Well not me, but me. Apparently.)

They applied hundreds of this guys unpaid fines to my name! My licence was suspended and if I had been pulled over, I'd probably be in jail trying to express my innocence! That's how bad it was!

The lady goes:

"You are taking this remarkably well."

I'm like "Well, nothing bad has come of it, but wow."

Could only happen to someone using the Gawler line.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Could only happen to someone using the Gawler line.

Hahaha i actually said "you saw my address and thought to ask me if I had been to court recently."

Thank god I'm moving on up to a nice house in a nice area soon!

 

[PepeSilvia]

Toyota prado with every 4wding accessory known to man bolted on.

 

[SilenceOz]

OH MY GOD!

They just called me.

Okay...get this.

I'VE BEEN DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENCE! (Well not me, but me. Apparently.)

They applied hundreds of this guys unpaid fines to my name! My licence was suspended and if I had been pulled over, I'd probably be in jail trying to express my innocence! That's how bad it was!

The lady goes:

"You are taking this remarkably well."

I'm like "Well, nothing bad has come of it, but wow."

Our tax dollars at work.

 

[Concussion]

Our tax dollars at work.

Our speed camera revenue more like

 

[LukeSA]

Moving the topic away from those dirty pear crims ,

Guy sunbathing atop a 60m tall wind turbine.

 

[SilenceOz]

Our speed camera revenue more like

Speed camera's are the best voluntary tax, only the idiots that dont know where they are placed or cant spot a mobile speed camera car and maintain the speed limit are the only ones that pay the "tax"

 

[PepeSilvia]

 

[Doctor Feel]

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New DP incoming.

 

[SilenceOz]

New DP incoming.

No, old one was better.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Serena Williams looking tasty here

 

[SilenceOz]

Im assuming you meant those two?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Im assuming you meant those two?

Nah seen better looking birds at foodland.. Serena looks awesome in that pic

 

[Grave Danger]

Serena Williams looking tasty here

I was going to say "In a Mike Tyson sort of way", but thought better of it.

Young Eugenie Bouchard can only be there for her looks these days - can barely win a game any more, let alone sets or matches.

Apparently Rafael Nadal was supposed to partner Our Nick in a doubles match, but gave him the bum's rush. McEnroe stepped in instead.

 

[SilenceOz]

Nah seen better looking birds at foodland.. Serena looks awesome in that pic

What's wrong with foodland birds?

 

[raman]

Nah seen better looking birds at foodland.. Serena looks awesome in that pic

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Apparently Rafael Nadal was supposed to partner Our Nick in a doubles match, but gave him the bum's rush. McEnroe stepped in instead.

Yea I was reading a story about that when I saw the pic, Nick's alright just needs to curb a few things it sounded like McEnroe has been in his ear a bit to wise up.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

You can see better looking sheilas than Sharapova any day of the week all over Adelaide.. never seen the fuss with her

 

[raman]

You can see better looking sheilas than Sharapova any day of the week all over Adelaide.. never seen the fuss with her

Yeah but this is from the perspective of the guy who's trying to sell us on Serena Williams.