Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

StuMan · Sep 17, 2015

Mighty Roar is a quality Youtube channel. They got stuff on there, like Fitzroy's last AFL game in Vic.

Dylan8 · Sep 17, 2015

I love how they introduce the umpires by their day jobs

Dylan8 · Sep 17, 2015

Matty Primus in ruck, Blight in special comments #portsconnection

Dylan8 · Sep 17, 2015

Richo out on the full as Stephen Paxman kicks in

philthy05 · Sep 17, 2015

edgie said:
Holy shit

I just don't know where to begin... the reggae Norf song... banjo toting Dockers... 80s hip hop flavour Tigerland... Rocky Horror Picture Show style Hawthorn... and so much more!

Also features Camry Crows

this did nothing for white people dancing stereotypes

god damn it

Doctor Feel · Sep 17, 2015

LukeSA · Sep 17, 2015

Teenager was arrested in the US for brining in a home made clock which teachers mistook for a bomb, kinda of a strange thing considering kids have been brining in home made electronics for years.

Kids name was Ahmed Mohamed.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/09/t...king-a-clock-his-teachers-thought-was-a-bomb/

Doctor Feel · Sep 17, 2015

LukeSA said:
Teenager was arrested in the US for brining in a home made clock which teachers mistook for a bomb, kinda of a strange thing considering kids have been brining in home made electronics for years.

Kids name was Ahmed Mohamed.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/09/t...king-a-clock-his-teachers-thought-was-a-bomb/

You know. Since bombs tick and all. Stop watching roadrunner and wylie coyote.

chiwigi · Sep 17, 2015

LukeSA said:
Teenager was arrested in the US for brining in a home made clock which teachers mistook for a bomb, kinda of a strange thing considering kids have been brining in home made electronics for years.

Kids name was Ahmed Mohamed.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/09/t...king-a-clock-his-teachers-thought-was-a-bomb/

It's his own fault for being a muslim arab!

edgie · Sep 17, 2015

Doctor Feel said:
You know. Since bombs tick and all. Stop watching roadrunner and wylie coyote.

Narrator: Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator: I don't own...

philthy05 · Sep 17, 2015

Haha nice work Edgie. That was the first thing that came to mind too... Great scene.

Seriously though how dumb are these teachers? If the people you trust to educate your children , and the next generation of leaders , parents and workforce cannot have the sense to discern a clock from a bomb then your countries f$&&ed.

edgie · Sep 17, 2015

philthy05 said:
Haha nice work Edgie. That was the first thing that came to mind too... Great scene.

Seriously though how dumb are these teachers? If the people you trust to educate your children , and the next generation of leaders , parents and workforce cannot have the sense to discern a clock from a bomb then your countries f$&&ed.

A lethal combination of a brown kid called Muhammad, a ticking mechanical object, and Texas.

You would assume this doesn't happen all the time.

PepeSilvia · Sep 17, 2015

edgie said:
Holy shit

I just don't know where to begin... the reggae Norf song... banjo toting Dockers... 80s hip hop flavour Tigerland... Rocky Horror Picture Show style Hawthorn... and so much more!

Also features Camry Crows

Not sure whether to fap or kill myself?

chiwigi · Sep 17, 2015

philthy05 said:
Haha nice work Edgie. That was the first thing that came to mind too... Great scene.

Seriously though how dumb are these teachers? If the people you trust to educate your children , and the next generation of leaders , parents and workforce cannot have the sense to discern a clock from a bomb then your countries f$&&ed.

Because the fear mongering right wingers and their meme based politics are in the ascendancy. It'll take a good lot of them dying in the pointless war they are trying to create to restore balance.

Doctor Feel · Sep 17, 2015

Chiwigi said:
Because the fear mongering right wingers and their meme based politics are in the ascendancy. It'll take a good lot of them dying in the pointless war they are trying to create to restore balance.

I'm a fear mongering right winger and I enjoy meme based politics and ascendancy. I look forward to dying in my pointless war to restore #balance.

Hail hydra.

chiwigi · Sep 17, 2015

Doctor Feel said:
I'm a fear mongering right winger and I enjoy meme based politics and ascendancy. I look forward to dying in my pointless war to restore #balance.

Hail hydra.

From 1812 to the modern day its a proven cycle. As the power breaks down, fear is used to mobilise the people, a big war happens, people regret the war and become more society based (in no small part to the 'Patriots' signing up, then that is forgotten as self interest comes back and the cycle begins again.

All the while those with the real power are laughing at the right wing plebs who believe in crap like trickle down and the threat of sharia law.

jonasshirtfront · Sep 17, 2015

MrSpeaker said:
Not sure whether to fap or kill myself?

oldelpasogirl.png

edgie · Sep 17, 2015

MrSpeaker said:
Not sure whether to fap or kill myself?

Be thankful that we weren't part of it either way?

Extortion Threat · Sep 17, 2015

Powerade 08 said:
Just sitting down to watch I Saw the Devil

South Korean crime thrillers >>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Everything else

This. They seem to have endless imagination when it comes to methods for revenge.

Portia · Sep 17, 2015

jonasshirtfront said:
oldelpasogirl.png

Why is that funnier without the picture

Grave Danger · Sep 17, 2015

LukeSA said:
Teenager was arrested in the US for brining in a home made clock which teachers mistook for a bomb, kinda of a strange thing considering kids have been brining in home made electronics for years.

Kids name was Ahmed Mohamed.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/09/t...king-a-clock-his-teachers-thought-was-a-bomb/

Kids named Cleavon, Harley or Jesse bring a Glock, not a clock

LukeSA · Sep 17, 2015

Proof you are an undeniable dickhead... Today i was cleaning out the drain in the bathroom sink, undid the trap and had too drain the water out so i tipped it back down the sink, than immediately thought to myself "you ****ing dickhead"

Doctor Feel · Sep 17, 2015

Five finger death punch's new album is the ****.

Jonts · Sep 17, 2015

Flagstaff Hill are playing Reynella in the preliminary final in 5/5 grades this week

bomberclifford · Sep 17, 2015

LukeSA said:
Proof you are an undeniable dickhead... Today i was cleaning out the drain in the bathroom sink, undid the trap and had too drain the water out so i tipped it back down the sink, than immediately thought to myself "you ******* dickhead"

I've done this when trying to replace the hose on the dishwasher. Utter Homer "d'oh" moment.

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