Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[DonDraper]

Hey DonDraper how did your EPL team go on the weekend?

Pretty cruisy.

West Brom gave you a good run

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pretty cruisy.

West Brom gave you a good run

Was a cracking game. Dzeko goes alright.

 

[manureid]

Was a cracking game. Dzeko goes alright.

Jammy barstools again your lot.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Jammy barstools again your lot.

And the term Fergie time was coined because you guys were always comfortably in front before injury time.....

Or maybe it was the old hobos bacon face?

Maybe we'll never know???

 

[manureid]

Yeh, Fergie time was the time allowed after 90 minutes to allow us to score a late winner. See Michael Owen goal vs Shitty to win 4-3 for the best example of Fergie time ever!!

Anyway, fact remains...jammy barstools.

 

[powermacs]

Good night John-Boy

My wife is pregnant and if it's a boy I desperately want to call it John-boy so I can grow a rats tail and live in a caravan.

 

[Peck]

At the end of primary school, I brought in a shirt for the other kids to sign so I'd have something to remember them by. I went to the shops before school and I bought some sharpies because I figured they'd run out because there'd be so many signatures and messages. But nobody signed my shirt. They signed everybody else's. I had three little pity messages.

Anyway, it's my last day of year 12 tomorrow, and the same thing again is happening (apparently), and I think I'm just not going to get my hopes up.

We didn't do that but I wouldn't have bothered anyway, I hated school.

Fact is, once you get out you will be ****ing glad of it. Believe me.

EDIT: My dad still has nightmares of doing HSC to get into medicine. LOL.

 

[finbarr]

What is this 'getting things signed by your classmates' business anyway? On my last day of school I simply walked out the gates and never looked back. Hated school.

 

[Oliver King]

I wouldn't know where the hell my school shirt is.

Hated year 12. First year of uni was so much better.

 

[Macca19]

Yeah I never got anything signed. Remember 1 girl in Primary School got it done on the school uniform dress she was wearing and she was sent home to get changed

 

[manureid]

I don't think i even bothered to go on the last day of school.

 

[DonDraper]

At a party the year after we graduated a guy rocked up in his school
hoodie. He was mocked

 

[Hooligan87]

so Neil has died and Lance is a drug cheat. I hope his brother Stretch doesn't go the way of the rest of his family

 

[manureid]

I believe Louis may have had a part to play in the whole Armstrong saga also.... footyhead07 has the info on that though from memory.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

If you want free tickets to my show:

http://www.facebook.com/MindBlownAu/posts/300736856702169

#omgbrahcomeatme

 

[bomberclifford]

so Neil has died and Lance is a drug cheat. I hope his brother Stretch doesn't go the way of the rest of his family

I only had Stretch Armstrong for a week before I cut him open with a Stanley knife to see what was inside.
Rubbery Goo™ was the answer and he was never the same post-op.

 

[bomberclifford]

If you want free tickets to my show:
http://www.facebook.com/MindBlownAu/posts/300736856702169
#omgbrahcomeatme

Did I hear you're playing at Gluttony during the Fringe?

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Yeah we are this year mate!

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Was the most expensive movie ever made at the time, Kostner stayed at a $5000 a night oceanfront villa on a private island compared to all the other staff and actors who basically had to stay in tents, there were no toilets on set so whenever someone had to go to the bathroom they had to stop shooting and wait for that person to be jetskied to land & back.....and the fact that it was an incredibly ******* boring movie.

Great idea, done terribly. Only decent movie Kostner has done is Robin Hood.

Am I the only one that didn't mind bodyguard

 

[BIG MATTY T]

At the end of primary school, I brought in a shirt for the other kids to sign so I'd have something to remember them by. I went to the shops before school and I bought some sharpies because I figured they'd run out because there'd be so many signatures and messages. But nobody signed my shirt. They signed everybody else's. I had three little pity messages.

Anyway, it's my last day of year 12 tomorrow, and the same thing again is happening (apparently), and I think I'm just not going to get my hopes up.

Mate don't worry high school friends disappear in the next few months

Just get confident in talking to new people as reputation means nothing in the real world high scjool rwp that is

 

[BIG MATTY T]

So I have just come bacl from Asia I stayed at this hotel that had a pool 57 floors up on its roof posting on bf ftom there sad I know but long story short all you young single males on thia board a word of advise Marry an Asian women

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

So I have just come bacl from Asia I stayed at this hotel that had a pool 57 floors up on its roof posting on bf ftom there sad I know but long story short all you young single males on thia board a word of advise Marry an Asian women

After we went to Japan last year,

Yellow fever bad man. Bad.

 

[BIG MATTY T]

After we went to Japan last year,

Yellow fever bad man. Bad.

For sure..... I don't know what it is but going to Asia gives you a whole nww perspective on women

 

[Trewth]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Seriously who in their right mind wakes up and says,

"I want to be a proctologist"