Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[5um0F1]

On the plus side, Im now a granddad for the first time. A beautiful (soon to be PAFC supporting) girl

Can I now officially join the crusty old bastards club?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also the new bad guy is luke skywalker corrupted by sith artifacts.

 

[Portia]

Can you read my palm to

You will die after Port's next premiership

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Star Bores

 

[chiwigi]

You will die after Port's next premiership

I'd take that!!

Any premiership in my lifetime is a bonus.

My teams tend to be shit at them.

Cardiff - 0 in my lifetimes
Rabbitohs - 1 in my lifetime
Bears - 0 in my lifetime (1985 when I was too young to know)
Port - 0 in my lifetime (2004 before my time)
Cubs - lol

 

[Stromageddon]

On the plus side, Im now a granddad for the first time. A beautiful (soon to be PAFC supporting) girl

Can I now officially join the crusty old bastards club?

I don't want to know which parts are crusty

 

[manureid]

I'd take that!!

Any premiership in my lifetime is a bonus.

My teams tend to be shit at them.

Cardiff - 0 in my lifetimes
Rabbitohs - 1 in my lifetime
Bears - 0 in my lifetime (1985 when I was too young to know)
Port - 0 in my lifetime (2004 before my time)
Cubs - lol

What this tells me is that you are a curse. Go and support someone else please.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Hey mods

can we add a new rule about posting joke deals to the posting guidelines thread

 

[demon inda sack]

Also the new bad guy is luke skywalker corrupted by sith artifacts.

Fan of the Jedi apprentice books?

 

[I Dont Care]

>Baft Sampson

I'm leaving that.

My son is also named Baft

 

[Doctor Feel]

>Baft Sampson

I'm leaving that.

Barfed Samsung

 

[charcolechaddy]

You will die after Port's next premiership

Either way its a win -win

 

[charcolechaddy]

Hey mods

can we add a new rule about posting joke deals to the posting guidelines thread

Can we also have a ban for excessive star wars blabber!

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Can we also have a ban for excessive star wars blabber!

Hardly excessive...most of it is people making fun of nerds... or people like you telling us to stfu...

There is heaps of sh** in this thread i dont care about....

Do i bitch and moan....call people nerds ...no...

I just scroll past it until you find something you like...

 

[manureid]

Star Wars preview!

 

[SgtSchulz]

Norwood sponsored by ISC, cute! They think they're an AFL team.

 

[68vette]

A new Star Wars trailer was on ESPN's NFL half-time show today.

 

[LukeSA]

A new Star Wars trailer was on ESPN's NFL half-time show today.

I'm guessing this'll be the last trailer for the new Star Wars.

Spoiler

Toot toot, all aboard the hype train, last stop disappointment boulevard.

 

[edgie]

To be honest, that trailer does nothing either way for me. Plain Jane.

 

[The_Big_FUNK!!!]

Norwood sponsored by ISC, cute! They think they're an AFL team.

How much did Nord have to pay ISC?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Sounds like that Sampsons episode when Baft Was the only one who could see an alien.

You mean when he's doing the Shatner Twilight Zone Nightmare at 20000 feet bit?



Or the remake with John Lithgow?



Or when it was ripped off in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls?

 

[Stromageddon]

John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish.

 

[Stromageddon]

John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish.

El_Scorcho

I developed a foot fetish very early in life, around 5-6 years old. after finding a pr0n magazine of my dad's I discovered sex, i didnt fully understand it, but i knew i liked what i saw. around this time i saw an episode of Third Rock From the Sun in which John Lithgow's character was getting hot and heated with a woman. he started licking her feet which made me think "that's probably what everyone does, i should get into this"

the next day at school, i made it a point to look at the feet of the girls in my class and figure out what would be attractive about them. this went on for a while until i was truly attracted to feet. now, at 24 years old, i have a full on foot fetish.

TL;DR: John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish when i was in kindergarten

 

[El_Scorcho]

El_Scorcho

I developed a foot fetish very early in life, around 5-6 years old. after finding a pr0n magazine of my dad's I discovered sex, i didnt fully understand it, but i knew i liked what i saw. around this time i saw an episode of Third Rock From the Sun in which John Lithgow's character was getting hot and heated with a woman. he started licking her feet which made me think "that's probably what everyone does, i should get into this"

the next day at school, i made it a point to look at the feet of the girls in my class and figure out what would be attractive about them. this went on for a while until i was truly attracted to feet. now, at 24 years old, i have a full on foot fetish.

TL;DR: John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish when i was in kindergarten

I have the entire 6 seasons of 3rd Rock on DVD.

I love it.

I do not have a foot fetish

 

[Portia]

I miss Pollywaffles

OK, so I'm a little bit scared that I just used my once-in-a-lifetime wish

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifesty... Waffle making a comeback?&itmt=1445325375460

SIX years after the Polly Waffle was torn from the sticky grasps of chocolate lovers, the chocolate bar is finally making a comeback — under a new name.

Thanks to the power of social media, Dingley chocolate makers Chocolate Works have spent the last nine months perfecting their recipe for the Aussie favourite and hope to be selling their version, The Great Aussie Waffle Log, by the end of the month.