Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

Sportbet gave me a 10 dollar bonus bet for my birthday. Given I didnt know what to put it on I went to the horses and out 10 bucks on a horse called "chasing malcom" to place at 3.70.

#malcom

First having a flutter on penny stocks, now online gambling, by Friday you'll be glued to a poker machine

 

[Chrizzt]

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Tiz gon be hawt me fweel like beerz now

 

[Kickpuncher]

Doctor Feel slowly transitioning into his own version of Wolf of Wall Street.

 

[Willsy10]

Are they legit comments? Or are some of them just taking the p!ss? I struggle to tell these days.

 

[finbarr]

We are a nation of half wits.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Doctor Feel slowly transitioning into his own version of Wolf of Wall Street.

Feels of Wall Street as my stocks plummet. My very own "You got greedy, Martin." Is coming. I can feel it in my bones. That 500 on a speculative stock has me losing sleep at night, everything I do makes me think about it. Have I made the right call? What if I lose 100 bucks in a slide?

#pray4feel as I stand on the precipice of the 16th floor of the attorney generals department.

 

[_VXV]

Doctor Feel slowly transitioning into his own version of Wolf of Wall Street.

Wolf of Feel Street.

 

[mic59]

I knew there was something iffy about you gamer nerds:

Paris attacks: fears terrorists may have used Sony PlayStation to communicate

Or it could be a scare tactic used by Microsoft or Nintendo to stop people using Playstation. Something similar was done with the electric chair, where Edison made sure it was on AC current so that he could say AC was more dangerous than his DC.

 

[Lagooner]

We are a nation of half wits.

My favorite part is when the Grammar Nazi shows up and then uses "your" incorrectly.

 

[Portia]

Feels of Wall Street as my stocks plummet. My very own "You got greedy, Martin." Is coming. I can feel it in my bones. That 500 on a speculative stock has me losing sleep at night, everything I do makes me think about it. Have I made the right call? What if I lose 100 bucks in a slide?

#pray4feel as I stand on the precipice of the 16th floor of the attorney generals department.

The one valuable lesson anyone can learn from the market is how to cope with the idea that you might be wrong.

 

[Quadzilla]

Are they legit comments? Or are some of them just taking the p!ss? I struggle to tell these days.

Legit mostly ... most dont click on link so comment is on the headline

 

[Boss351]

Feels of Wall Street as my stocks plummet. My very own "You got greedy, Martin." Is coming. I can feel it in my bones. That 500 on a speculative stock has me losing sleep at night, everything I do makes me think about it. Have I made the right call? What if I lose 100 bucks in a slide?

#pray4feel as I stand on the precipice of the 16th floor of the attorney generals department.

 

[Steve Dore]

Or it could be a scare tactic used by Microsoft or Nintendo to stop people using Playstation. ......

Well I am certainly scared off driving a VW Polo after it has been reported that the terrorists hired one in Belgium.

 

[dav3]

Legit mostly ... most dont click on link so comment is on the headline

It's social media, most couldn't understand the article even if they DID read it.

 

[_VXV]

Heard something recently where it was suggested there should be a short IQ test given to people before they're allowed to comment. Fonts are then allocated based on the results.
Could work?

 

[Chrizzt]

Well I am certainly scared off driving a VW Polo after it has been reported that the terrorists hired one in Belgium.

A VW? ISIS: destroying lives, and the ozone layer.

 

[Lagooner]

Heard something recently where it was suggested there should be a short IQ test given to people before they're allowed to comment. Fonts are then allocated based on the results.
Could work?

Half the internet would be scribed in Comic Sans.

 

[Steve Dore]

We are a nation of half wits.

Is it that most of the nation's half wits are on Facebook or that most of the people on Facebook are half wits.

 

[Grave Danger]

Feels of Wall Street as my stocks plummet. My very own "You got greedy, Martin." Is coming. I can feel it in my bones. That 500 on a speculative stock has me losing sleep at night, everything I do makes me think about it. Have I made the right call? What if I lose 100 bucks in a slide?

#pray4feel as I stand on the precipice of the 16th floor of the attorney generals department.

Could be worse - you could be having a quiet swim and get shot dead by some crazed bloke who thinks you killed his wife, when really it was the woman you've been having an affair with, who is the wife of the guy who'd been screwing the wife of the said crazed bloke. Old sport.

 

[manureid]

Surely those are pisstakes? Wait..Facebook... Morons. Carry on.

 

[scotty13]

Heard something recently where it was suggested there should be a short IQ test given to people before they're allowed to comment. Fonts are then allocated based on the results.
Could work?

and all those that have an IQ under 100, are told there is a big pile of gold in the middle of the ocean, however if boats go near it, it disappears so you have to swim out to reach it... watch the nations IQ suddenly rise as people do a Harold Holt.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Could be worse - you could be having a quiet swim and get shot dead by some crazed bloke who thinks you killed his wife, when really it was the woman you've been having an affair with, who is the wife of the guy who's been screwing the wife of the said crazed bloke. Old sport.

Glenelg Board

 

[DaTBird187]

Is it that most of the nation's half wits are on Facebook or that most of the people on Facebook are half wits.

I believe it has been proven that there is a correlation between post numbers, selfies and mental ******ation, when it comes to Facebook.

 

[LukeSA]

Or it could be a scare tactic used by Microsoft or Nintendo to stop people using Playstation. Something similar was done with the electric chair, where Edison made sure it was on AC current so that he could say AC was more dangerous than his DC.

It was a reporting error.