Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Grave Danger]

Commercial radio stations are such whores. 6PR had its big day today to award the winner of the Rumour File for 2015. The prize, not one, but TWO brand spanking new TOYOTAS, with a total prize value of over $105,000!!!. A big thankyou to our wonderful sponsors of the Rumour File, blah, blah, blah...

And the last ad before they started the presentation? HONDA

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[raman]

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Is it a bad sign that I guessed the punchline after the first frame?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Is it a bad sign that I guessed the punchline after the first frame?

Yes.

 

[Magus]

 

[Trewth]

I just drank a coffee and it made me incredibly drowsy. That's not how this works

 

[Jumbo]

I just drank a coffee and it made me incredibly drowsy. That's not how this works

Have another one then!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just drank a coffee and it made me incredibly drowsy. That's not how this works

I've just worked out today 1 = ok, 2 = woosh, 3 or 3+ = sleepy again.

1 doesn't change much the second one makes me hyper but after 2 it has a reverse effect. I haven't been drinking coffee long enough to know if I should publish these findings or if in fact they may be common knowledge.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Oh and did you have a dash of opium in yours?

 

[Trewth]

Oh and did you have a dash of opium in yours?

After the week I've had I probably should have haha

 

[Dylan8]

Have another one then!

Another one
Another one

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Disgraceful declaration, that.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Still don't think we have a problem? Statistics sourced from UNODC in collaboration with the government.

That graph prima facie doesnt make a lot of sense in a few examples. Colombia has 0 residents who are treated for drug abuse - ok lets call it 20 people/mill due to scale of the graph - yet has about 18% of its jailed prisoners either users or sellers.

So that graph says they have no drug rehab programs. That isnt right. They have plenty of clinics.

 

[Doctor Feel]

That graph prima facie doesnt make a lot of sense in a few examples. Colombia has 0 residents who are treated for drug abuse - ok lets call it 20 people/mill due to scale of the graph - yet has about 18% of its jailed prisoners either users or sellers.

So that graph says they have no drug rehab programs. That isnt right. They have plenty of clinics.

Link for further analysis:

http://www.recoverybrands.com/drug-treatment-trends/

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Link for further analysis:

http://www.recoverybrands.com/drug-treatment-trends/

That doesnt answer anything much

 

[ozph1870]

if they closed this thread down and 'cleaned out' anything that could be considered slightly offensive to anyone there would be about 28 pages left..

especially from all you ween hating campaigners....

 

[Hooligan87]

 

[Hooligan87]

get into the festive spirit!

 

[finbarr]

When is 'Express Post' - "Guaranteed next day delivery", not guaranteed to be delivered the next day? When it's Australia Post Express Post "Guaranteed next day delivery".

 

[raman]

When is 'Express Post' - "Guaranteed next day delivery", not guaranteed to be delivered the next day? When it's Australia Post Express Post "Guaranteed next day delivery".

Wait, didn't you used to be one of those guys?

 

[Phhht]

When is 'Express Post' - "Guaranteed next day delivery", not guaranteed to be delivered the next day? When it's Australia Post Express Post "Guaranteed next day delivery".

I liked your post coz u r 100% spot on but I want to remove the like simply coz it brings up so many bad experiences and subsequent arguments with these morons.

 

[Phhht]

Since when have our major roads become the general workspace of any/every tradie/roadworker etc?

No, I dont mean when a road crew is making repairs to that road, or even the pavement running along that road.

It's a growing trend that general workers, be it on a building site, the side-road or its pavement or just a standard building. They pull up on the main road, layout cones and 25km/h signs for about 300m either side of the worksite, block off lanes then park their heavy equipment or ute or small truck in that lane, dump materials on the road sometimes taking up to two lanes. Once they've achieved the difficult task of unnecessarily bottle-necking major roads and thoroughfares, they proceed to travel a decent distance AWAY from the mother****ing main road to do their work.

**** I hate Adelaide traffic. For such a small city with a relatively well planned out road network, it has without doubt the most horrendous ****ing traffic I've experienced and now we have to put up with arsehats using the main roads as their personal ****ing work areas.

****

 

[finbarr]

Wait, didn't you used to be one of those guys?

The problem generally isn't the contract delivery guys on the end of the chain. It's the weekly paid Australia Post employees who stumble and bungle their way through an average working day.