Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[JimmyBeerCans]

We need piston broke to come and change the direction of this thread again.

You are a campaigner that trashes perfectly good vehicles in the middle of nowhere cos' you have enough money to piss it away and not care.. u should be ashamed of yourself what about the children?

*I tried, hope it helped

 

[bushwood]

Post your favourite Saxophone solo

 

[Doctor Feel]

You are a campaigner that trashes perfectly good vehicles in the middle of nowhere cos' you have enough money to piss it away and not care.. u should be ashamed of yourself what about the children?

*I tried, hope it helped

I assure you I do care. I'm staring down the barrel of a 7k engine swap. All in the name of a good ****ing time.

So worth it.

Also the engine has like a 1 star green rating, so I am a campaigner and I am not thinking of my children's future.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

No point being the richest campaigner in the cemetery spend spend spend

*My Dad loves that saying so I knew early on he'd leave me **** all, he's a healthy old bugger that still spends spends spends

 

[SilenceOz]

We need piston broke to come and change the direction of this thread again.

Go back to beating yo wife while slurping down cans of VB you white trash bastard.

Im trying to emulate him but I dont have the subtle-ness worked out.

 

[Dylan8]

Go back to beating yo wife while slurping down cans of VB you white trash bastard.

Im trying to emulate him but I dont have the subtle-ness worked out.

You're thinking of an inarticulate tribey

 

[edgie]

Hey where's that papagello campaigner, I've had just about enough of his shit, get your head out your arse m8, nobody is buying your shit you silver spoon arseh*le

 

[edgie]

****ing bigfooty stupid cheif now there's a loser, when I wanna say campaigner let me say campaigner I've had it up to hear with this nana state crap why don't you keep selling our details to advertising sites you scum

 

[edgie]

...


That's the best I've got.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

No other Tennis Era has had 3 guys dominate and win 10+ grand slam events playing each other like the last decade to 12 years with Federer 17 titles, Nadal 14 titles and Djokovic 11 titles. In grand slam finals Federer is 17-10, Nadal 14-6 and Djokovic 11-8. Only Lendel with an 8-11 record has played as many finals as these three.

Murray has made 9 finals and is the only one to regularly get between these 3

Federer won Wimbeldon in 2003 and then 3 gland slams events in 2004, so since an including the Oz open in 2004, There have been
13 Oz............ Federer 4-1, Nadal 1-2, Djokovic 6-0, + Murray 0-5 + Rest of the World 2-5 winners Safin and Wawrinka, Safin only player to make 2 finals
12 French...... Federer 1-4, Nadal 9-0, Djokovic 0-3, + Murray 0-0 + Rest of the World 2-5 winners Gaudio and Wawrinka, Soderling made 2 finals
12 Wimbeldon Federer 6-3, Nadal 2-3, Djokovic 3-1, + Murray 1-1 + Rest of the World 0-4 - Roddick made 3 finals, Berdych is the other
12 USA......... Federer 5-2, Nadal 2-1, Djokovic 2-4, + Murray 1-1 + Rest of the World 2-4 winners del Porto and Cilic no one has made 2 finals

 

[Powerstufff]

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That's the best I've got.

Good enough for a ban if the mods don't pick up on the parody via some of the preceding posts

 

[Magus]

The words 'grand slam' should be reserved for things that are exciting.

 

[Magus]

Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but Timmy G is doing standup at The Fringe:

https://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/timmy-g-off-air/ffe8cb8e-c69a-4cf4-910b-89216f4069c8

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So at the tennis Channel 7 have shown a closeup of some One Direction scrote in the crowd, but no Eddie Dingle?

campaigner of a crowd.

I was sitting close to Murrays support crew and behind an unreasonably hot blonde with thigh high crushed blue velvet boots on. Murray gives it to his crew non stop, it was hysterical. Best thing that happened was Djokovic shutting those bellends in the ANDY shirts up. Didn't have a lot to sing about after about 10 minutes.

I was quite pissed by the time the game kicked off but thanks to Murray being useless my "Festival Bladder" was able to hold out until after the game.

I think my bladder and I were the biggest winners on the night.

 

[RonSon]

Was going to post this in the Port club thread, but in an effort to not derail it further, I'm putting it here.

Trying my first Coopers Dark at the moment. Am enjoying it thoroughly.

A winter staple!

 

[_VXV]

Trying to register youngest in local Auskick. Looks like we have stepped out of 5015

 

[Dylan8]

Trying to register youngest in local Auskick. Looks like we have stepped out of 5015
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Having Yahoo bookmarked post-2002

 

[Prison bar Pete]

Trying to register youngest in local Auskick. Looks like we have stepped out of 5015
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The suburb's not back from Summer holiday yet

 

[_VXV]

Having Yahoo bookmarked post-2002

Yeah, good on me.
Was getting this result on safari and tried it on chrome which I only use for drive.
Sometimes I'm a stranger in a strange land.

 

[edgie]

Yeah, good on me.
Was getting this result on safari and tried it on chrome which I only use for drive.
Sometimes I'm a stranger in a strange land.

StrangerInAStrangeLand

Badadadadadada!

 

[StuMan]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Couldn't stand to be kept away just for the day from your body.

 

[Portology]

There is hope for spuds everywhere. Meanwhile, we can't even get a %&(ing top-up player.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/potato-photo-sells-for-more-than-1-million/

 

[diegodcg]

Getting married is way too ****ing expensive.

 

[manureid]

Getting married is way too ******* expensive.

And silly.