Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

Being arrested for public masturbation was a low point for I Dont Care

Is that the picture in your mind?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Made the dumb arse mistake of using a public toilet today.

There I am in the cubicle... and the next thing I hear this unholy racket.

Sounded like hail hitting a corrugated roof.

This was followed by a stream of urine rampaging in from the adjacent cubicle.

DUDE WAS PISSING ON THE FLOOR FFS HOW HARD IS IT TO PISS IN THE BOWL!!!???

Dirty bastard didn't even wash his hands. Well, I'm assuming he didn't coz I didn't hear any taps go off. Then again, I might've missed it while dancing around his crystal clear spring water piss.

Seriously, people...

I played battleshits once in the middle of remote Australia in a place called Marla with 6 mates. The seventh mate came in to do his teeth and was greeted with putrescent gunfire. This was after holding in catastrophic levels of bolus after a 10 hour drive.

Then they all apparently pissed in the pool nearby. The pool was warm.

Also, I fingered my highschool gf at some mount barker scouts camp and got the ****ing worst case of blueballs in the history of man.

This thread has seen better days.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Rush Hour movies. **** they make me laugh.

 

[bomberclifford]

I must have been raised in the heathen south.
Why the **** would you be going to a christian anything, let alone a friggen bandcamp.

 

[bomberclifford]

Also, I fingered my highschool gf at some mount barker scouts camp and got the ******* worst case of blueballs in the history of man.

Said every 15yo ever.

(and 35+ yo youth pastors)

 

[manureid]

Sent the girlfriend this picture today and said 'that is your present sorted'. Her reply, 'romance isn't dead'.

 

[Dylan8]

After finally watching some Amy Schumer stand up, I've concluded that she is just the female equivalent of shitty blokey humour. Ergh.

 

[Grave Danger]

When you realise your new girlfriend is a little 'overly attached'....

 

[Prison bar Pete]

We got caught down the beach in that recent lightning. It was exciting, exhilarating, frightening and unpredictable (like Jasper Pittard!) as we ran for the car. Really brought home the wisdom of the use of lightning & power as symbols of the PA AFL club

 

[charcolechaddy]

After finally watching some Amy Schumer stand up, I've concluded that she is just the female equivalent of shitty blokey humour. Ergh.

Wouldn't she just be another shit comedian , common we need to be PC please.

 

[Concussion]

Being arrested for public masturbation was a low point for I Dont Care

the police were called because the priests askrd for it in private.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

...common we nerd to br PC please.

Took me a while but I got there...

 

[PatientMental]

Thank **** for Fraser Forster.

Also, lel Jamie Vardy kicked 2 v liverpool.

 

[PatientMental]

****ing lol.

 

[Dylan8]

The obsession continues.

 

[PatientMental]

The obsession continues.

Stop taking our players and making them shit.

 

[Dylan8]

Stop taking our players and making them shit.

Lov has done a 180 in a Sam Gray tier miracle. Did you see Vardy's first goal today? Goal of the season for sure. Our season has been shot for a month so I'm not too bummed really.

 

[PatientMental]

Lov has done a 180 in a Sam Gray tier miracle.

Lovern has been amazing to watch since crossing.

Did you see Vardy's first goal today? Goal of the season for sure.

Yes, but that's a normal game for him now.

Our season has been shot for a month so I'm not too bummed really.

You should be, you're behind a team with barely any money.

 

[Dylan8]

Lov has been genuinely outstanding under Klopp. And Leicester is a very good football side. Glad to be one of the two teams to beat them and keep a clean sheet this season.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Took me a while but I got there...

Arrrr some of my finest

 

[Powerstufff]

I'm looking after my granddaughter today. Watching Sesame Street and saw Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister) conduct a game of Simon Says. Brutal ending (psychological violence only) more in the style of his Game of Thrones father Tywin Lannister, as last human (little girl) in the game is tricked out to see a Sesame Street monster win. Kudos

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I'm bored let's go **** some shit up on the Footy Jumpers Board

 

[Powerstufff]

Ruthe Phoenix ‏@RuthePhoenix 15 May 2014
Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?

 

[Dylan8]

I'm bored let's go **** some shit up on the Footy Jumpers Board

Oh you

 

[Dylan8]

Watching Louis CK's Horace and Pete. Worth it to see Alan Alda call Louie a miserable campaigner, a cocksucker and a pissant.