Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Rexie J]

Stuff me!!......hang on you young blokes...

One minute you're talking about "who was the lucky young lady" and then on about "hand balls".............is this the same topic

Was 'someone' lucky or not

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Stuff me!!......hang on you young blokes...

One minute you're talking about "who was the lucky young lady" and then on about "hand balls".............is this the same topic

Was 'someone' lucky or not

As far as I can gather WhyAlwaysMe got lucky with PortBrillance but you never know with these kids and PortBrillance wears a mean Gucci Chastity belt.

 

[Geoffa32]

about what km's do you get out of a tank on that?? have alkways been curious as to head down the diesel car path but the cost of diesel always puts me off compared to what the increased economy would be

About 700 kays before warning light comes on. That is driving to the city each day from Salisbury.

Country driving, we have done over 900 kays before getting close to the fuel light coming on. Get to Melbourne easily without stopping for fuel........fuel for the car that is. Could do 1000 kays I reckon on highway if you prepared to fill from a jerry can when run out.

Not bad for such a large wagon.


Ford Dealership service costs cheaper as there is less to do than petrol and I believe the service intervals are bigger.


Sounds like Holden not that keen on diesel?



There is a top gear episode where Clarkson had a Jag oil burner that won an echo test despite him trying to lose it.

 

[Jonts]

Schoolies update

:Vodka is like your brother, seems a friend at first, but then will hate you, just so you can fall in love with him the next day
:Sluts.
:If you go skinny dipping, i will steal your clothes and put them in the further up the bank
ont get bottled by Sacred heart kids (nothing to serious everyone chill, don't get your boyss out The Smaller Warrior )
:I got up at the TAB
:Victor Habour's yearly income just arrived
:Beers are good
:UDLs are better
:Tirednowthough
:So many toolies
:Green Team are great people

 

[tribey]

I feel sorry for the poor 30-something who simply likes to fish or is even a local OMG GTFO TOOLIE!!111

 

[Kickpuncher]

Schoolies update

:Vodka is like your brother, seems a friend at first, but then will hate you, just so you can fall in love with him the next day
:Sluts.
:If you go skinny dipping, i will steal your clothes and put them in the further up the bank
ont get bottled by Sacred heart kids (nothing to serious everyone chill, don't get your boyss out The Smaller Warrior )
:I got up at the TAB
:Victor Habour's yearly income just arrived
:Beers are good
:UDLs are better
:Tirednowthough
:So many toolies
:Green Team are great people

Hows your head?

 

[Jonts]

Hows your head?

Not to bad, been better

 

[Hooligan87]

I feel sorry for the poor 30-something who simply likes to fish or is even a local OMG GTFO TOOLIE!!111

I've always wondered what the locals think about Schoolies, i feel sorry for them not even being able to go to the supermarket without being considered a toolie.

 

[Jonts]

Did ask fair few locals about what their thoughts about it were
(when i was sober and drunk)

Its a love or hate thing, not one person said to me "yeah its alright"

More hate by the older people (+50)

 

[Macca19]

I guess if I was a bit older I wouldnt like 5000 hammered 17 & 18 year olds wreaking havoc on my small country town either.

 

[Trewth]

I see BigFooty is now sponsored by Pro Wrestling Australia. I wonder if the great man Danny Bolton had anything to do with it?

 

[Jonts]

I guess if I was a bit older I wouldnt like 5000 hammered 17 & 18 year olds wreaking havoc on my small country town either.

its 6 500 mate cmon

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Schoolies update

:Vodka is like your brother, seems a friend at first, but then will hate you, just so you can fall in love with him the next day

:Beers are good
:UDLs are better

Fall in love with your brother

UDLs tsk tsk, you have much to learn.

 

[Noobz0r]

Fall in love with your brother

UDLs tsk tsk, you have much to learn.

Nah, 18 year old's are the most knowledgeable when it comes to drinking WAM

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I feel sorry for the poor 30-something who simply likes to fish or is even a local OMG GTFO TOOLIE!!111

What about us toolies that keep getting mistaken for locals.

I mean really.

 

[DonDraper]

Thought my last day at work was Wednesday. Turns out it's tomorrow. Get in

 

[Noobz0r]

This extended weekend can go and get ****ed.

Car died on Friday, someone trod on my laptop and now it's broken on Saturday, and my xbox just got knocked over, killing my brand new Halo 4.

Anyone want the lotto numbers?

 

[Portia]

Yes please!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This extended weekend can go and get screwed.

Car died on Friday, someone trod on my laptop and now it's broken on Saturday, and my xbox just got knocked over, killing my brand new Halo 4.

Anyone want the lotto numbers?

Bad shit happens in threes so it's all up now.

 

[tribey]

What about us toolies that keep getting mistaken for locals.

I mean really.

be honest m8 you pay r8s at neighbouring Toolwa

 

[Eddie Dingle]

be honest m8 you pay r8s at neighbouring Toolwa

Toolloongabba represent mother ****er.

Word.

 

[tribey]

Toolloongabba represent mother ****er.

Word.

Portia = La Femme Makita

 

[Portia]

Portia = La Femme Makita

Hey what, how did I get dragged into this?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Hey what, how did I get dragged into this?

Like it or not my love we are forever linked together in love on the infanet.

Well at least in this nonsensical thread anyway...

 

[Portia]

Like it or not my love we are forever linked together in love on the infanet.

Well at least in this nonsensical thread anyway...

Be still my beating 18V BDF452 LXT drilll motor, your well-lubricated words have swayed my armature & yoke! I will be yours for a 24 month warranty period, with option for 48 month extension.