Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

If I were a bird, I'd be the sort that flies into windows and knocks themselves unconscious.

Hang on, I thought you were a bird?

 

[Stromageddon]

The main board was horrid in the early years.

Yes it's true, apparently The West Australian is going to lead with this story tomorrow (I am very good friends with one of the journo's), and this will be the front page photo they are using to lead with.

The story that The West Australian have been leaked is that Daniel Kerr and Matthew Pavlich are currently in a same sex relationship with each other.

This is also meant to be the basis of which Ben Cousins attacked Kerr, because apparently he is a stout homophobic (ironic isn't it), and he did not want to be playing in a team with a gay man.

This backs up Cousins statement at the B&F dinner, when he said it was important to stand up for what you believe, in reference to the Kerr incident.

Pavlich has now asked Fremantle administration to be traded to the West Coast Eagles so he can play with his partner.

For years, I've stuck postcards, articles, weird photos etc up on my toilet wall for interesting reading for guests.

Of the footy related stuff, I have pictures of Grant, Whitten and Nathan Burke, some amusing but scurrilous cartoons and articles sent to me by my strange Pies friend, and back copies of the Record and the Bulldogs members magazine for light reading. Pride of place is a fading report from the Australian about our great vistory over the Dons in 2000. I'm also fond of an article from Telegraph-Mirror entitled "Run out of town" about the Swans telling Wallace to **** off, and a very unflattering photo of that ****.

What footy items do you have in your toilet?

There were also some absolute crackers by "Porthos" such as the following in regards to Malthouse coaching Richmond

He will.

 

[Trewth]

I don't give two shits about Bert Newton's heart surgery. GTFO my TV.

 

[Portia]

The main board was horrid in the early years.

Back in the day, the AFL board was like a cross between a footy forum, and this thread. They were simpler times in which you could troll endlessly without getting your thread bumped to an irrelevant forum where they couldn't be taken seriously.

 

[Portia]

Hang on, I thought you were a bird?

I look like a fish right now

 

[Jonts]

Did you win?

Ah no

He hit me (faceshot 10= points!) , i knocked him (kidney fool 5 points) away people held us back, he came at me a mate of mine kidney punched him twice

Then security came and were like "we all mates here"

And we're like yeah we good

And then beers were exchanged

So he won 10 points to 5

 

[Portia]

If you'd gone harder, he might've dropped to our second round pick. Way to let the side down, Jonts.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yeah Jonts.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Jonts vs Troy Menzel =

 

[Schulzenfest]

Jonts vs Troy Menzel =

'What do you think of the fight, Ollie?'

'Jonts let us down!'

'Thanks Ollie'

 

[bomberclifford]

'What do you think of the fight, Ollie?'

'Jonts let us down!'

'Thanks Ollie'

I haven't seen jowls like that since Jim Derrington took over as our high school footy coach in '84.

 

[DonDraper]

Wines excites me

 

[Jonts]

Glad to see the back of him, get out of our state.

 

[Forzaport]

'What do you think of the fight, Ollie?'

'Jonts let us down!'

'Thanks Ollie'

Wines has a perfectly shaped head for the type player he is. Can't wait to see him run out for Port.

 

[manureid]

or

 

[Phhht]

Ah no

He hit me (faceshot 10= points!) , i knocked him (kidney fool 5 points) away people held us back, he came at me a mate of mine kidney punched him twice

Then security came and were like "we all mates here"

And we're like yeah we good

And then beers were exchanged

So he won 10 points to 5

Shoulda kicked him in the knee.......

 

[Kickpuncher]

Imagine if Jonts had injured Menzels knee and we ended up drafting him

 

[Hooligan87]

In just 27 days. According to the Mayans the world will end. This gives me just under 4 weeks to save the world. If you’re still here on the 22nd of December, you will know I was successful.


In appreciation for saving the world I will accept money, exotic cars and property as a form of payment.

Now, I have a job to do.

 

[davesnothere]

Just the same Im holding off paying a few bills until after the 23rd...

 

[MP_]

In just 27 days. According to the Mayans the world will end. This gives me just under 4 weeks to save the world. If you’re still here on the 22nd of December, you will know I was successful.


In appreciation for saving the world I will accept money, exotic cars and property as a form of payment.

Now, I have a job to do.

you might want to do a little research, the mayan calendar ends on the 21st but no-one other than doomsdayers have ever said the world was going to end. It is then the start of a new cycle called the fourth Ascension which is all about the human race becoming more spiritual and being able to communicate on a higher plane. For those into the spiritual side of life (not religious) it is an exciting time.


yes I am quite curious about this spiritual stuff and have read alot about it

 

[Macca19]

Rookie of the Year on Fox. Epic kids movie...havent seen it in years!

 

[Natman]

If the NFL why is a major score called a touchdown, when you don't have to touch the ball down to score?

 

[Rexie J]

Interesting observation in the crapvertiser "JUST A THOUGHT'

"The person who said all men are created equal never went to a nudist camp"

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

If the NFL why is a major score called a touchdown, when you don't have to touch the ball down to score?

Probably because they had to touch the ball down back in the day when they played with a rugby shape ball. There used to be a lot more of a kicking element hence why they call it football over there.

 

[Stromageddon]

Phil Hughes has reached a century, hopefully replacing Quiney after his first three test innings were 9, 0 and 0.