Remove this Banner Ad

Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Status
Not open for further replies.
Two operations on a broken elbow, an Arthroscopy, light anaesthetic for the first stent after my heart attack and an even lighter anaesthetic when they put the other two stents in this year.
 
Per ringworm ‏@prawn_meat on Twitter if you were at a party and there as some cocaine and Michael Caine asked you whose cocaine it was would you say Michael Caine's or my cocaine?
 

Log in to remove this Banner Ad

Old people at the back(yes Dingle, they are older than me) have been feeding birds in their backyard for years. Mostly these:
lorikeet jpg.jpg
and some others, I'd say at least a hundred birds come in from all directions of an afternoon as they are fed a few handfuls of bird tucker. Then after the few dozen that were lucky enough to get a taste, have their appetite whetted, and those who missed out have their appetite aroused, they head across to I Dont Care's yard and proclaim "All your fruit tree belong to us" And, as they can tell when green fruit start to get sugar, before I can detect the colour change, they strip my trees bare of fruit. Lovely critters, but I wish death upon them
 
Old people at the back(yes Dingle, they are older than me) have been feeding birds in their backyard for years. Mostly these:
View attachment 236812
and some others, I'd say at least a hundred birds come in from all directions of an afternoon as they are fed a few handfuls of bird tucker. Then after the few dozen that were lucky enough to get a taste, have their appetite whetted, and those who missed out have their appetite aroused, they head across to I Dont Care's yard and proclaim "All your fruit tree belong to us" And, as they can tell when green fruit start to get sugar, before I can detect the colour change, they strip my trees bare of fruit. Lovely critters, but I wish death upon them
I've just given my nectarine & peach such a severe prune (to allow netting next year) that I might well have killed them. At least the ****ing lorikeets won't get any fruit LIKE I DIDN'T THIS YEAR (lovely birds etc etc)
 

Remove this Banner Ad

Thread in danger of requiring a rename. "The hamish hartlett fails to influence game, kicks to opposition" thread.
 
LOL I needed a pick me up, I hope someone films the trainwreck
I said something of the same, mate of mine who is a GnR's and ACDC fan was doing cartwheels at work. Have you ever seen a 160 kilo man doing cartwheels?
 
It hurts to stand or sit. Damn stairs.
In all seriousness, my daughter fell from the tray of my ute onto the ground, straight onto her ass. Ending up fracturing her coccyx, her screams of agony told the story. 10 years later it still gives her lots of grief. Feel sorry for ya fella if you have. All the best hope you're ok.

Edit. No i wasn't driving around with her in it. She was climbing in and out, like kids do while it was stationary.
 
Last edited:

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Settling in to watch my West Ham play Leicester, go you Hammers!! While posting of course. Could be an interesting night.
My Reds have basically sent the 2nds out to play Bournemouth. I'm still riding the wave of our Europa League win the other night.
 
My Reds have basically sent the 2nds out to play Bournemouth. I'm still riding the wave of our Europa League win the other night.
Isn't that supposed to be on at the same time? same said 160 kilo mate is a Liverpool fanatic, i wanted to flick through both games but cant find yours?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Remove this Banner Ad

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top Bottom