Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[CrimsonRaven]

If you care at all about Hearthstone, Renounce Darkness can lead to some interesting situations

 

[Chrizzt]

Writer: Hmm, should I be using patients with a "t" or patience with a "c"? I'll play it safe and go with both.

 

[Dylan8]

Writer: Hmm, should I be using patients with a "t" or patience with a "c"? I'll play it safe and go with both.

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Alex Malcom

 

[Powerstufff]

China just created a Dalek. We're all dead

Can it climb stairs?

 

[Grave Danger]

"Stupid human - the soufflè will be ruined if you open the oven door now!"

 

[Steve Dore]

Can it climb stairs?

 

[68vette]

If a man speaks, and there is no woman within earshot, is he still wrong?

 

[Dylan8]

Haha yeah the ol' ball n chain am i rite fellas!!

 

[tribey]

Haha yeah the ol' ball n chain am i rite fellas!!

Sweet innocent Dillon. One day.

 

[Dylan8]

Sweet innocent Dillon. One day.

That crushing feeling when you find out tribey is a boomer-dad.

 

[tribey]

That crushing feeling when you find out tribey is a boomer-dad.

forrestgumpsoundtrack_edgiemix.wav

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Anyone else get the recorded phonecall from malcolm? i hung up before the first sentence was out, sumpthin' about the subs

 

[LukeSA]

Anyone else get the recorded phonecall from malcolm? i hung up before the first sentence was out, sumpthin' about the subs

No... but i did get a phone call from some holiday resort saying that i will receive a $100 coles voucher for attending a "2 hour" seminar.

 

[John the Butcher]

Anyone else get the recorded phonecall from malcolm? i hung up before the first sentence was out, sumpthin' about the subs

But what about the #malcom

 

[philreich]

Wife just saw on Facebook about a couple in America (both still living) who have been married for 83 years - fair effort that!

 

[Dylan8]

No... but i did get a phone call from some holiday resort saying that i will receive a $100 coles voucher for attending a "2 hour" seminar.

..we took the prick for three.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Matty White doing a good job on House Rules

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Wife just saw on Facebook about a couple in America (both still living) who have been married for 83 years - fair effort that!

Woodagotlessformurder

Chortle

#killme

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[manureid]

Wife just saw on Facebook about a couple in America (both still living) who have been married for 83 years - fair effort that!

3 life sentences.

 

[Dylan8]

Is the main board a place for footy discussion or amatuer comedians

 

[tribey]

Is the main board a place for footy discussion or amatuer comedians

Shaun Burgoyne > Gavin Wanganeen/Peter Matera

 

[Far Kern]

"Stupid human - the soufflè will be ruined if you open the oven door now!"

How cool. My cat certainly knows that the oven is hot and buggers off straight away if I look like I'm going to open it. Note that mum and/or dad shows less parenting skill than the cat.

 

[Doctor Feel]

How cool. My cat certainly knows that the oven is hot and buggers off straight away if I look like I'm going to open it. Note that mum and/or dad shows less parenting skill than the cat.

Oven isn't on m8. Kid is playing with the buttons.

 

[Far Kern]

Oven isn't on m8. Kid is playing with the buttons.

Still think the cat has the right idea.