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That picture is strongly photoshopped, to be fair she may look considerably more masculine in person..

As you alluded too that shouldn't really be an issue.

It's how she identifies not how society identifies her.

Portia taught me that.
 

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Things you overhear in the gym part 1: "come have a drink" "nah it's been 80 days, I can't drink I'm on parole you ****head."

Followed by seeing a **** ring on the ground outside the door.

#anytimefitness
 
Things you overhear in the gym part 1: "come have a drink" "nah it's been 80 days, I can't drink I'm on parole you ****head."

Followed by seeing a **** ring on the ground outside the door.

#anytimefitness

Thank you for strengthening my resolve to never go to a gym.
 
My grandmother died this morning. She was 96 years old.

I don't want people to offer their condolences, I just want to share something.

From when I was a little boy I remember she and my pop were mad Magpies supporters.

She bought me my first wool magpies top when I was about 6. She knitted me a Port scarfe. I'd run around the backyard at her house pretending I was Delaney.

Right up until the last few weeks she would watch the Power play and would ask me if I watched it.

She told me stories about how, many decades ago her and a young Fos Williams would ride their bikes together and stop and do whatever kids did back in those days. She always loved Fos. I was always going to support Port.

She never asked anyone for anything, and she was always there for me. I miss her dearly

The Port Adelaide family lost a special woman today.
 
... Followed by seeing a **** ring on the ground outside the door ....
I would not even recognise it as such. I cannot imagine why someone would take one to a gym. I only have a half-formed idea of what one would be used for and have no interest in being better informed on this. I'm glad I grew up when I did.
 
My grandmother died this morning. She was 96 years old.

I don't want people to offer their condolences, I just want to share something.

From when I was a little boy I remember she and my pop were mad Magpies supporters.

She bought me my first wool magpies top when I was about 6. She knitted me a Port scarfe. I'd run around the backyard at her house pretending I was Delaney.

Right up until the last few weeks she would watch the Power play and would ask me if I watched it.

She told me stories about how, many decades ago her and a young Fos Williams would ride their bikes together and stop and do whatever kids did back in those days. She always loved Fos. I was always going to support Port.

She never asked anyone for anything, and she was always there for me. I miss her dearly

The Port Adelaide family lost a special woman today.
My respects to your grandmother. From what you say it sounds like a life well lived. Not necessarily the Port stuff though that's cool. But also but the continued interest in her world and her family. I'll raise a (plastic) glass to Nanna PeacefulWarrior at AO next week.
 
Things you overhear in the gym part 1: "come have a drink" "nah it's been 80 days, I can't drink I'm on parole you ****head."

Followed by seeing a **** ring on the ground outside the door.

#anytimefitness
I wouldn't know a **** ring if it hit me in the face... what makes a **** ring stand out from your average body piercing?
 

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A **** ring is a fashionable accessory for roosters, usually placed on the birds' tail or foot. It has been said that a **** ring will attract exceptional quality chicks to the ****, which in turn will create a happiness for the rooster. Happy chickens have been found to produce larger eggs, possibly due to the unborn chicklet inheriting more happiness from its **** and mother hen, and as such requiring a larger sized egg to contain this happiness.
 
well yes apart from the obvious when it's attached... but when it's laying on the ground outside a gym?

Maybe some foreskin attached after too big a 'leg day' at the gym...
It's a **** ring, just from all my lovers.
Oh.
It's kind of small, huh?
Well, it's my dad's.



... ya gotta be ready for when the orgy breaks out.
 
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