Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Duck Farmer]

Wallabies looking good early.

 

[Jonts]

Every now and again after a loss in either personal or port

I go to a very miserable and dark place

I'm there now

 

[raman]

Every now and again after a loss in either personal or port

I go to a very miserable and dark place

I'm there now

Here's where I'd post a Smiths clip if I could be bothered.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Every now and again after a loss in either personal or port

I go to a very miserable and dark place

I'm there now

I thought I saw someone else down here

 

[Duck Farmer]

Here's where I'd post a Smiths clip if I could be bothered.

Watch out for double-decker buses.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Del165198]

**** it, insect stories

#be me

~3 ish weeks ago

sitting on the couch on a saturday night, settling in for some tv
experience a slight tingling on my leg
feels like nothing much, ignore
few minutes later, feel a tingle in the underwear
again, feels like not much to worry about, maybe a stray hair i dunno. have a scratch and dont feel anything
a minute or so later. feel a definite tingle. scratch around my underwear. feel something solid. freak out a little bit
trot briskly to the bathroom firmly grasping whatever it is between my fingers
drop trackies and underwear
start looking in my underwear, what's going on here? see some vague large grey shape
start shitting bricks. chuck the undies in the bathroom sink because i'm freaking the **** out. call the missus in
grab a pair of tongs and start trying to look in the undies. she says there's nothing in there. i get the tongs and look in the penis pouch bit of the undies. **** NOPE
massive campaigner of a centipede, curled up inside the penis pouch.
i wonder what the **** to do. undies are soaking wet so i can't set them on fire.
grab a plastic bag, chuck the undies in the bag
take them outside and dump them on the driveway
drive over the campaigner, reverse over them and park on the undies til morning

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=2159271a1973dec5bbf4626197af10ed&oe=575F3C9C

thats one ****ing leg of the campaigner

 

[Del165198]

you havent lived until you've had a centipede touch your balls

 

[LukeSA]

you havent lived until you've had a centipede touch your balls

That's not a centipede, thats a metrepede.

 

[LukeSA]

2000 posts.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Magpiespower]

This Willie Nelson wannabe smackie on the bus is the most annoying campaigner.

Belting out angsty country and western songs in nasally Nashville twang.

Did laugh when he did a bit of improv, tho:

Get a shot in my arm in twenty minutes,
Then I won't carrrrrrrre.
Oh, no...

 

[I Dont Care]

Installing me some stolen Civ 5 now. I'll invariably give up after an hour and uninstall.

I put nearly 9 hundred hours into Civ 5, I did have all DLC's and have it modded to hell though. Beyond Earth...not so much. A disappointment, that one

 

[Far Kern]

I put nearly 9 hundred hours into Civ 5, I did have all DLC's and have it modded to hell though. Beyond Earth...not so much. A disappointment, that one

I've got 2941 hours in it.

Edit: which isn't accurate because I'll often just leave the game running while doing something else, but still a lot. I'm currently playing this fun mod/challenge if anyone is interested: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=568336

 

[I Dont Care]

you havent lived until you've had a centipede touch your balls

Tell me more.

 

[I Dont Care]

I've got 2941 hours in it.

Edit: which isn't accurate because I'll often just leave the game running while doing something else, but still a lot. I'm currently playing this fun mod/challenge if anyone is interested: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=568336

That's even more hours than I put into Skyrim, including the months I played offline(not recorded on Steam). Nerd level: High

 

[Far Kern]

That's even more hours than I put into Skyrim, including the months I played offline(not recorded on Steam). Nerd level: High

Civ has been my favourite game for a long, long time. The Acken Mod and news of Civ VI has rekindled my nerd. Guilty your Honour.

 

[Dylan8]

**** it, insect stories

#be me

~3 ish weeks ago

sitting on the couch on a saturday night, settling in for some tv
experience a slight tingling on my leg
feels like nothing much, ignore
few minutes later, feel a tingle in the underwear
again, feels like not much to worry about, maybe a stray hair i dunno. have a scratch and dont feel anything
a minute or so later. feel a definite tingle. scratch around my underwear. feel something solid. freak out a little bit
trot briskly to the bathroom firmly grasping whatever it is between my fingers
drop trackies and underwear
start looking in my underwear, what's going on here? see some vague large grey shape
start shitting bricks. chuck the undies in the bathroom sink because i'm freaking the **** out. call the missus in
grab a pair of tongs and start trying to look in the undies. she says there's nothing in there. i get the tongs and look in the penis pouch bit of the undies. **** NOPE
massive campaigner of a centipede, curled up inside the penis pouch.
i wonder what the **** to do. undies are soaking wet so i can't set them on fire.
grab a plastic bag, chuck the undies in the bag
take them outside and dump them on the driveway
drive over the campaigner, reverse over them and park on the undies til morning

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=2159271a1973dec5bbf4626197af10ed&oe=575F3C9C

thats one ******* leg of the campaigner

me
fresh trackies out the dryer
put em on
sweet, nice and warm trackies from the dryer, comfy af
feel something on my thigh, think nothing of it, scratch a bit
feel it again, have a look under pants
mfin cockroach up on my thigh
FREAK out

never trust me dryer again

 

[Changaneen]

Anyone had a crack at or make their own beef jerky? My Mrs bought me a dehydrator knowing that i love a nibble on some jerky. Ive done three batches and turned out pretty good but I'd like to step it up a notch.

Any ideas for marinades? I'll gladly share my A1 beef jerky ecpertise

Im hearing liquid smoke is the go. And the meat you use is of number one importance. Apologies to all vegetarians......come at me.

 

[Changaneen]

me
fresh trackies out the dryer
put em on
sweet, nice and warm trackies from the dryer, comfy af
feel something on my thigh, think nothing of it, scratch a bit
feel it again, have a look under pants
mfin cockroach up on my thigh
FREAK out

never trust me dryer again

Cochroaches crawl and stink. Spiders crawl and crawl and bite. I despise both. Snakes are cuddly compared to these two.

 

[Changaneen]

I love trackies though. And flanny shirts.

 

[Rexie J]

me
fresh trackies out the dryer
put em on
sweet, nice and warm trackies from the dryer, comfy af
feel something on my thigh, think nothing of it, scratch a bit
feel it again, have a look under pants
mfin cockroach up on my thigh
FREAK out

never trust me dryer again

Spoken by a true blue city boy

 

[Boss351]

Cochroaches crawl and stink. Spiders crawl and crawl and bite. I despise both. Snakes are cuddly compared to these two.

was dozing off listening to the dulcet tones of Portia & Macca19 on the Port podcast via the laptop, screen flicked on and I opened one eye to look and bugger me was something crawling up a can of fly spray on the bed side cupboard ..inches from my face.

Some how leaped out of bed that a Olympic judge would have been impressed, not sure what type of spider but humongously big, black and hairy, thought I'll nuke the campaigner from orbit, had to go and get another can of spray, wasted half a can and the bugger shriveled up, thought I'd won when the room went dark from the lappy screen turning off...turned the room light on and the bloody spider was gone

slept on the lounge....I've seen the movies

 

[Nemisis]

Bull ant bite on the penis - no pain comes close

 

[manureid]

**** it, insect stories

#be me

~3 ish weeks ago

sitting on the couch on a saturday night, settling in for some tv
experience a slight tingling on my leg
feels like nothing much, ignore
few minutes later, feel a tingle in the underwear
again, feels like not much to worry about, maybe a stray hair i dunno. have a scratch and dont feel anything
a minute or so later. feel a definite tingle. scratch around my underwear. feel something solid. freak out a little bit
trot briskly to the bathroom firmly grasping whatever it is between my fingers
drop trackies and underwear
start looking in my underwear, what's going on here? see some vague large grey shape
start shitting bricks. chuck the undies in the bathroom sink because i'm freaking the **** out. call the missus in
grab a pair of tongs and start trying to look in the undies. she says there's nothing in there. i get the tongs and look in the penis pouch bit of the undies. **** NOPE
massive campaigner of a centipede, curled up inside the penis pouch.
i wonder what the **** to do. undies are soaking wet so i can't set them on fire.
grab a plastic bag, chuck the undies in the bag
take them outside and dump them on the driveway
drive over the campaigner, reverse over them and park on the undies til morning

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=2159271a1973dec5bbf4626197af10ed&oe=575F3C9C

thats one ******* leg of the campaigner

Might be time for a username change.