Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Changaneen]

was dozing off listening to the dulcet tones of Portia & Macca19 on the Port podcast via the laptop, screen flicked on and I opened one eye to look and bugger me was something crawling up a can of fly spray on the bed side cupboard ..inches from my face.

Some how leaped out of bed that a Olympic judge would have been impressed, not sure what type of spider but humongously big, black and hairy, thought I'll nuke the campaigner from orbit, had to go and get another can of spray, wasted half a can and the bugger shriveled up, thought I'd won when the room went dark from the lappy screen turning off...turned the room light on and the bloody spider was gone

slept on the lounge....I've seen the movies

No!!!!!! The testestorone dissapears from my body when spiders are around. Just watched a doco on some Chilean Banana spider that has the highest toxicity of aĺl spiders. Huge orange thing with fangs of steel. Kill it. Murder it. Smash it. Squash it!!!

 

[Changaneen]

Bull ant bite on the penis - no pain comes close

As apposed to angry wife biting your penis? One has much bigger teeth

 

[Visenfest]

Bull ant bite on the penis - no pain comes close

I thought the bull ant bite I once got on my toe was bad, but that is just f****d.

 

[Dylan8]

Bull ant bite on the penis - no pain comes close

How did this happen

 

[chiwigi]

If you like your singing and chanting at the football, watch Wales v Slovakia in the Euros, a masterclass.
Both sides outdo going each other and not a single tanoy or cheersquad to be seen.
Especially after the second Welsh goal.

 

[edgie]

Welcome to the bush.

Population: Spiders.


An Australian Tarantula.

 

[edgie]

****, now that I had to dig that picture up late at night I've got the heebie jeebies. No slept for me.

 

[Changaneen]

Just about to watch Buried. Im very claustiphobic( spelling )
See how we go. I dont see movies through at the best of times which annoys my wife. I either complain or just go to bed.

 

[Changaneen]

What a horrible way to die. Apart from having your neck sawed off. Those Isis campaigners. Does my head in. Burning people to death. Drowning men in cages. Its sometimes no wonder you have the ability to get angry at those cruel mother ****as.

 

[Dylan8]

Where to from here, America?

 

[PepeSilvia]

 

[tribey]

Where to from here, America?

Pretend it's a one-off while simultaneously counting down until the next time.

 

[Dylan8]

Pretend it's a one-off while simultaneously counting down until the next time.

Blame the killer's religion (if that one turns out to be fahct) and conveniently forget Sandy Hook, etc.

FFS even Piers Morgan has a good take on this one.

 

[Kickpuncher]

That's screwed up. What's this world coming to.

24 hours ago a crazed man shoots a 22 year old woman after a concert while she's signing autographs for fans and takes her life.

Now under 24 hours later in the exact same city this happens.

No connection but damn that's ****ed.

 

[PepeSilvia]

https://twitter.com/JWxFL

Make sure to click 'Tweets and replies' and wow, happy scrolling.

 

[Changaneen]

Anyone had a crack at or make their own beef jerky? My Mrs bought me a dehydrator knowing that i love a nibble on some jerky. Ive done three batches and turned out pretty good but I'd like to step it up a notch.

Any ideas for marinades? I'll gladly share my A1 beef jerky ecpertise

Im hearing liquid smoke is the go. And the meat you use is of number one importance. Apologies to all vegetarians......come at me.

Thanks for your tips people. Ill make sure i take it on board

 

[tribey]

https://twitter.com/JWxFL

Make sure to click 'Tweets and replies' and wow, happy scrolling.

Ah, the white, middle class, American male.

Is just as likely to go to church as he is to donate to the Stanford rapist's legal fund, 'guns don't kill ppl, muslims do', etc.

 

[Janus]

Blame the killer's religion (if that one turns out to be fahct) and conveniently forget Sandy Hook, etc.

FFS even Piers Morgan has a good take on this one.

Trump will come out and blame Islamic fundamentalists. The attack will 'prove' his stance to be right. Clinton will push for gun control, which is a loser and always has been to the majority of Americans because they equate gun control to being neutered. If they didn't care enough about it with Sandy Hook, they aren't going to care enough about it now. Luckily for Trump, the attack was done at a LGBT night club, filled with people who would never vote for him anyway, so it won't affect his vote.

Piers Morgan is a Trump supporter. He's not saying 'He was a good guy with a gun until he wasn't' to advocate gun control. He's saying it to point out that anyone can turn into an Islamic extremist, even a U.S citizen.

Where to from here? The US will elect Trump as president. That's the outcome of all of this.

 

[Dylan8]

If the media runs with a terrorism angle it might actually work in Hillary's favour. She's surely seen as a safer option.

 

[Dylan8]

Piers Morgan is a Trump supporter. He's not saying 'He was a good guy with a gun until he wasn't' to advocate gun control. He's saying it to point out that anyone can turn into an Islamic extremist, even a U.S citizen.

I don't think so. In the context of his other tweets, it was definitely about gun control.

 

[Janus]

If the media runs with a terrorism angle it might actually work in Hillary's favour. She's surely seen as a safer option.

This is the country that elected George W Bush as president. Twice.

 

[Dylan8]

This is the country that elected George W Bush as president. Twice.

A strange land.

 

[Changaneen]

 

[tribey]

This is the country that elected George W Bush as president. Twice.

He looks like a wise moderate dove in comparison.

Not intending to invoke Godwin here, but the "bah, he's all talk... bah, he's unelectable... bah, we'll pull him into line..." provides for some interesting parallels.

 

[Changaneen]