Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Killer Power]

The great drawback of democracy is that an idiot's vote counts for the same as anyone elses.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So..... Just caught up with this thread since Tuesday...

1. Anything U2
2. AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
3. Don Henley - Boys of Summer. That song can **** right off !

I too watch Home and Away.

No ****ing Sausage Sizzle this year at my usual voting destination. Life ban now. I was hungover as **** from Friday nights game also and was really looking forward to it. The 45 minute line up was like pulling teeth. On top of that, some couple in front of me wold complain every time a Port Adelaide electorate voter was ushered to the front of the line whilst we were in the Hindmarsh line

Only consolation was Mrs Wylde was in far worse condition than I was. Serves her right for dancing at the GDV and skulling my bourbon periodically.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The great drawback of democracy is that an idiot's vote counts for the same as anyone elses.

It's all relative.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I reckon its a great result. Malcolm goes on how we have to embrace digital disruption and pushing people to low wage low skilled jobs like packing boxes Amazon and Apples web orders, so why doesn't he embrace the disruption the voters put onto him and his government and the whole parliament.

Just like Malcolm talks about taking advantage of the opportunity disruption produces, lets see how good Malcolm is at taking advantage of this disruption. We will be back at another election in 6 to 10 months time because, Turnbull wont have the ability/courage to make this work. He will be disrupted by his own party as well as parliament. He will look for a legalolution and that's why we will go back for a normal election with half the senate as per my last post scenario.

Highlights for me:
The ousting of the toxic Mirabella

Yes that was a beauty. I watched a bit of the Drum after the ABC's coverage, and I'm not a big fan of Dee Madighan I did laugh at how much satisfaction sh got out of Mirabella losing. Brought up 3 or 4 ways she received delight from this failure.

At least Turnbull's DD election fulfilled his wish to sort out the Senate.

One of the entertainment highlights of the night was ScoMo claiming at the outset of the night that Shorten had been called out on the great big Medicare lie and the Australian voters had seen through it. Then as the seats fell like dominoes the great big Medicare lie had befuddled the Australian public who several hours earlier had seen through it. Have cake, will eat.

 

[tribey]

In my day, a Democracy Sausage was something Gareth Evans gave Cheryl Kernot.

 

[StuMan]

The great drawback of democracy is that an idiot's vote counts for the same as anyone elses.

Like this.

 

[I Dont Care]

Proves democracy works, for better or worse.

She has got over 130k votes in QLD, lol.

Wasn't me, I had a Katter to vote for

 

[Portia]

I think the next election should include a third paper, where you tick boxes next to pollies that you want to communicate `**** You' to.

Tallies would be highly anticipated.

 

[Schulzenfest]

 

[tribey]

Gee thanks TSW, I might actually have to watch this shit now.

Had heard whispers one of us had made the cut. My money was on silverfingers

 

[PepeSilvia]

I was named after him (actually)

Well obviously; he was born more than a hundred years ago.

Sorry.

 

[tribey]

I think the next election should include a third paper, where you tick boxes next to pollies that you want to communicate `**** You' to.

Tallies would be highly anticipated.

[3] ABBOTT, Tony
[1] BERNARDI, Cory
[4] HANSON, Pauline
[2] PATTERSON, Andrew
[5] PYNE, Topher
[6] MEOW-MEOW, Meow

 

[I Dont Care]

Well obviously; he was born more than a hundred years ago.

Sorry.

88 years or so before Dylan specmod

 

[Doctor Feel]

Alright so, movie titles with one letter removed that changes the plot.

Jurrasic Ark - moses saves the dinosaurs from the coming flood.

30 - 30 spartans go to battle and get smashed awfully.

Falling Dow - michael douglas loses his shit after his share portfolio crashes.

Schindlers lit - a story about a marijuana addicted nazi jewish sympathizer.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Went to a garage sale today & bought one of them big serial killer books

 

[PepeSilvia]

Alright so, movie titles with one letter removed that changes the plot.

Jurrasic Ark - moses saves the dinosaurs from the coming flood.

30 - 30 spartans go to battle and get smashed awfully.

Falling Dow - michael douglas loses his shit after his share portfolio crashes.

Schindlers lit - a story about a marijuana addicted nazi jewish sympathizer.

Hotel Wanda - A woman named Wanda battles to save her hotel from a cockroach* infestation.

Forrest Gum - An autistic man is obsessed with finding a forest of gum trees.

Lord of the Rigs - Bodybuilders fight or something.

*If you've actually seen Hotel Rwanda, you should get the reference.

 

[Portia]

Tee Wolf - Airbud ripoff; a wolf that can play golf

 

[Dylan8]

lolle, instant classic this vid.

 

[Grandaddy J]

lolle, instant classic this vid.

****anotherguy****anotherguy****anotherguy****anotherguy****anotherguy****anotherguy

 

[Steve Dore]

So the Liberal party's chief pollster's name is Mark Textor. Does he conduct his polls by SMS?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Obocop - a heartwarming story of a brutally murdered policeman who is reincarnated as a robotic policeman who rehabilitates criminals through showing them the power of music by teaching them how to play the oboe.

 

[Peck]

Let's continue the discussion of Labor's Medicare privatisation scare campaign when the Coalition tries to privatise Medicare.

The Libs don't have their jimmies rustled because it's bullshit, they have their jimmies rustled because it's correct.

What a pack of lies, the liberals will never privatise Medicare.

De-fund it till it doesn’t actually exist, of course. But never privatise it!

Still can’t believe how weak Turnball’s speech was...

 

[Lagooner]

Tax - an ex-Marine with insomnia gets a job with H&R Block to pass the time and then cleans up the streets by murdering a few people who cheated on their returns.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Did i mention Scott Morrison is a dick.

In his defence when that ****ing campaigner Adeel Khan blew up his convenience store in Rozelle to claim insurance money and murdered 3 people who lived above him including an 11 month old baby and his mother Bianka, Scott Morrison was the only person involved from any side of politics who contacted Biankas family and offered help and more importantly support. I know this because Biankas brother James is a friend.

Massive brownie points with me for that.

 

[Peck]

Ill Bill - A dark comedy following the story of an man and his battle with mental disease.