Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Steve Dore]

Forrest Ump - stars Matthew Nicholls, self explanatory.

 

[LukeSA]

Itchcock...

 

[Power Girl]

Gorillas in the Mits - Sigourney Weaver leads an unlikely, rag-tag bunch of primates to the regional semis

I literally can't stop laughing ... friggen ridiculous

 

[edgie]

Dingle All The Way

In a coke fuelled haze, Eddie Dingle races around the clock to snap up the last remaining investment property, fearful of Bill Shorten winning and removing negative gearing.

Rated R

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[Portmanteau]

There Will Be Bloo - a re-telling of the brutal, violent rivalry between pioneer performance theatre groups.

 

[manureid]

Jesus...this movie title thing is the new heavy metal youtoob of this thread.

 

[bomberclifford]

Petty Woman - Richard Gere is stalked by a prostitute who claims that he under paid her by 50¢.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Hoes - Delinquent adolescent gardening tools are sent to the desert to perform hard labour.

 

[Lagooner]

Finding Emo - A depressed teenage fish with swoopy black fins swims away from home to get attention.

 

[Grave Danger]

Close Encounters of the Hird Kind - Directed by Stephen Dankberg

James Hird moulds a giant pile of mashed potato into the shape of the AFL Premiership cup.

 

[Lagooner]

Ulp fiction - Two hitman track down the amateur criminals who siphoned some petty out of their boss' car.

 

[Portmanteau]

No County for Old Men - Jason Gillespie implements a controversial youth policy at Yorkshire

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Holly Ransom is on Q&A tonight, but so is Sarah Hanson-Young. Sorry, Hol.

Has Amanada given here the tip to wear her NTUA scarve on Q&A??

http://www.news.com.au/technology/o...a/news-story/ed3c4b572e41426845f3504c41b95d3e

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Driving Miss Lambie starring John Holmes Jnr.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

The Dingo Got The Wrong Chamberlain - the life story of Ray Chamberlain and his battles to be noticed and acknowledged for his greatness.

 

[Grave Danger]

The Truman Sow - An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his wife is actually a pig.

 

[Janus]

Rainspotting - the trials and tribulations of a group of auto enthusiasts who have to race home after they have washed their cars before it rains.

Under Seig - a riveting WW2 film where a cook who was trained as a navy SEAL goes undercover and takes out a u-boat that is trying to steal arms from a US warship.

Clear and Present Anger - Harrison Ford races around getting more and more visibly angry, constantly waving the finger of doom.

Dud, Where's My Car? - a biopic of Ashton Kutcher's acting career.

The Caste - A harrowing insight into the life of an Indian bookmaker that wants to make enough money to become a member of a noble family by convincing Hansie Cronje to throw cricket matches. "Tell him he's dreaming!"

 

[Lagooner]

12 hours - A rockclimber gets stuck and cuts his arm off a bit prematurely.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Just like 1993 when Keating held on narrowly on the back of that GST scare campaign!

It wasn't just GST, he had a whole Hewson Fightback package to have a crack at. Or Acme Fightback package as Keating came to call it. The last minute of this 3 minute video shows how much Keating came to love that document.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Gee thanks TSW, I might actually have to watch this shit now.

So as ambassador of the club I hope he does some scouting in Samoa and finds a few of those big Samoans who have great acceleration and can run thru brick walls and sign them up on a Category B rookie scholarship!

 

[Janus]

It wasn't just GST, he had a whole Hewson Fightback package to have a crack at. Or Acme Fightback package as Keating came to call it. The last minute of this 3 minute video shows how much Keating came to love that document.

What a legend Keating is. He should be PM.

 

[Grave Danger]

You've Got Mal - Medicare to be privatised.

Bill and Ed's Excellent Adventure - Eddie McGuire is revealed as the mastermind behind the 'Mediscare' text messages.

 

[Lagooner]

Captain Merica - After 27 children are massacred in a school shooting a douchebag rises up to whinge about his 2nd Amendment rights.

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Oy Story. The tale of a disgruntled, tired Jewish dude.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Mad Max: Fury Rod - A pr0n parody about negative gearing in the context of mad max.