Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Duck Farmer]

Deadpoo - an ex-Special Forces operative takes an experimental anti-cancer drug which results in his disintegration leaving behind only a skid mark on the hospital bedsheet.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Still on a scatalogical theme ...

In the Loo - Malcolm Tucker takes his verbal intimidation of British politicians to another level when he shoves their heads into the porcelain and trials a new waterboarding technique.

 

[Dylan8]

Suicide Quad

Man's thighs give in after years of leg day neglect

 

[Grave Danger]

The Dirty Doze - I think this speaks for itself.

As does: A Midsummer Night's Ream

 

[Dylan8]

Farage has resigned as UKIP leader

 

[raman]

 

[chiwigi]

Farage has resigned as UKIP leader

What? Again?
He's as credible and as likeLY to have any power as Hanson.

 

[Portmanteau]

Even Samurai - in this sequel to the classic Kurosawa film, the samurai add (or lose) another member

 

[HugeJohnson]

Carface: in Miami in 1980, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a car dealership but succumbs to a debilitating case of having a car for a face.

 

[raman]

Op Gun - a maverick surgeon must overcome the death of his partner and unresolved feelings for his late father. Has an affair with a weirdly older nurse.

 

[LukeSA]

Dead Poes society... Quoth the raven.

 

[Portmanteau]

The Passion of the Chris - local sports radio host martyrs himself

 

[Portmanteau]

Basketball - two losers invent a sport at a high school reunion. Later they discover that it already exists.

 

[Dylan8]

This is the most fire form I've ever seen a single poster be in in a 12 hour period

 

[Portmanteau]

The Bi Lebowski - the Dude is caught in a web of intrigue after the wife of a wealthy man, with whom he shares the same name, is kidnapped. Also, he kind of fools around with people from either gender.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Dead Poes society... Quoth the raven.

Genius.

 

[raman]

Basketball - two losers invent a sport at a high school reunion. Later they discover that it already exists.

So pissed I didn't think of this one.

 

[edgie]

For A Few Dollar Moe

Patrons quarrel over prices at Moe's tavern.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Casablanc - A writer living in his own home struggles to finish his story.

 

[Contested Marx]

Dingle All The Way

In a coke fuelled haze, Eddie Dingle races around the clock to snap up the last remaining investment property, fearful of Bill Shorten winning and removing negative gearing.

Rated R

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Pretty sure that's the plot to

No campaignerry for Old Men

 

[bomberclifford]

Farage has resigned as UKIP leader

No one wants to deal with the shit sandwich that they made.
If it wasn't so serious, it would be hilarious.

 

[ozph1870]

Anus - A movie about a man whose name says "Anus" when the preceding J is removed from his name.

Error - the story of a young man struggling to find his true identity, decides to start a fresh and within weeks no longer feels those feels and soon realises the error of his ways...

 

[Portmanteau]

I Know What You Did Last Sumer - teenage Mesopotamians run over a local fisherman in their wagon, who later returns to kill them one after the other

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I think we found Portmanteau s gift.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Dee Throat - Garry Lyon consumes many satchels of units.