Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Zakk Wylde]

Kevin Durant. LOL.

Pau to the Spurs. Their pension program is elite.

 

[Killer Power]

Free Will - an orca struggles to come to terms with the vast multitude of choices available to him in an ocean free of determinism.

 

[Contested Marx]

1 Cloverfield Lane

A family wonder what's going on in that house across and down the road a bit and decide to stay away from creepy John Goodman, until aliens (presumably) wipe them out.


200: A Space Odyssey
Humanity finds signs of alien life, and chalk it down to one of the Roman gods contacting them. Hal 900 on a chariot in space.


Lock, Sock, and Two Smoking Barrels
To clear debt from losing badly in a rigged game of cards, a group of friends use their neighbours sweat shop and produce a tonne of socks which they sell and pay off the debt.


The Elephant Ma
A boy with a deformed face is taken to the zoo every day by his mother to see his favourite animal - the elephant.

 

[Steve Dore]

White Horse Down - While taking his young daughter for a pony ride, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the horses from the Hendra virus.

 

[Macca19]

The Blair Itch Project

A 3 person crew document this chilling real life story of a small American towns struggle in finding the source of an eczema epidemic

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Malcom. High jinx on the St Kilda line with an AFL legend and his tram obsessed alter ego

 

[Steve Dore]

28 Days Late - In post Brexit England a young survivor believes she may be pregnant.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

The Goo, The Bad & The Ugly - a schlock-horror western

 

[Steve Dore]

The Maleficent Seven - Seven football comentators create mischief and evil on the airwaves.

 

[manureid]

Lord of the Ings. The story of a backup Liverpool striker becoming king.

 

[manureid]

Loverfield. When 2 hideous monsters attack a city but then fall in love.

 

[manureid]

The Hobbi. A vertically challenged man starts needlework classes in the Shire.

 

[Schulzenfest]

2 Angry Men: Two men on a jury passionately argue in the defence of a young offender. They are roundly ignored by the other jurors who return a 10-2 majority verdict, the accused is sentenced to 20 years' jail and Juror 7 gets home in time to go to the Yankees game.

 

[Macca19]

Sven - Brad Pitt stars in this psychological thriller as he attempts to track down a Swedish masseuse serial killer

 

[Papa G]

Dylan8 is this you?

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/is-this-the-most-melbourne-guy-ever-20160704-gpyhmi.html

 

[Steve Dore]

The Fifth Elephant - Bruce Willis stars as an elephant driver in Rajasthan in the year 2263 who must protect an elephant from aliens.

 

[Dylan8]

Dylan8 is this you?

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/is-this-the-most-melbourne-guy-ever-20160704-gpyhmi.html

This article existing is just.. Ugh. So Melbourne, whatever that means. Big ups to my man for owning a Chanel cape though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Stand By M - Dame Judi Dench stars as M, the head of secret service agency MI6. Obsessed with finding the body of a missing young boy, she enlists the services of her top agents at the expense of national security. When her actions are discovered, she is confronted by her peers...

 

[Steve Dore]

The Phone Collector - A quadriplegic ex-telco tech and his female partner try to track down a serial vandal who is damaging payphones in New York City.

 

[Magpiespower]

Kevin Durant. LOL.

 

[spookism]

This article existing is just.. Ugh. So Melbourne, whatever that means. Big ups to my man for owning a Chanel cape though.

Also having David as a middle name, but adding an E to the end of it

 

[Dylan8]

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Business. Channeling Stringer Bell.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also having David as a middle name, but adding an E to the end of it

Davide Rohdin

 

[Trewth]

Slim Reaper is ruthless.

 

[Power Girl]

As I was sitting here laughing at the 'most Malbun man ever' I started to wonder what would the most Adelaide person ever look like? Then I felt a little bit sick and sad simultaneously