Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Lagooner]

Only brown people died. Not worth covering.

My suspicions have been confirmed.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Only brown people died. Not worth covering.

The ****ing media in this country.

 

[Lagooner]

The ****ing media in this country.

To some extent they're probably just giving the people what they want.

I'm not a Facebooker but I'd hazard a guess that there aren't too many profile pics with an Iraqi flag filter getting about.

 

[Magus]

Baghdad doesn't get the clicks.

 

[NEGAN]

Just heard this on foxtel.

My high school jam.

 

[Steve Dore]

I only just found out about this bombing in Baghdad that's killed 215 people. Am I alone here or has it just not received much coverage?

Got plenty of coverage on the ABC news last night.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

To some extent they're probably just giving the people what they want.

I'm not a Facebooker but I'd hazard a guess that there aren't too many profile pics with an Iraqi flag filter getting about.

Yeah I'm not on the facebox so I guess I miss out on some shit.


That makes me happy.

 

[GreyPower]

Dick Trace - former champion North Melbourne CHF reminnisces about his younger days when he would use his technologically advanced watch to draw pictures around his older brother's hand.

 

[Portmanteau]

Reservoir Dos - a band of criminals attempt a water heist by hacking into the outdated computer operating system of a local reservoir

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

BagDad: The story of a suburban aussie Dad workin' at Foodland

 

[Portmanteau]

Intin - the story of one young Belgian's rise in the canned vegetable industry

 

[Magus]

Idle Hans - biopic of a German man with little to do and no hobbies.

 

[Steve Dore]

The Man Who Sued Dog - When a dyslexic fisherman's boat is destroyed by lightning and the insurance company refuses to pay up he decides to sue a dog.

 

[Steve Dore]

Idle Hans - biopic of a German man with little to do and no hobbies.

Two Hans - Two German backpackers get involved with the mob in Kings Cross.

 

[Portmanteau]

Godfellas - Hello there, are you interested in hearing about the life and teachings of La Cosa Nostra?

 

[Contested Marx]

Poll:

How many times should I let the salted peanut eating gentleman beside me on the train lick his fingers (loudly and in available rather satisfied way) before I'm allowed to beat him to death with that other bloke's Dell laptop?

He's at 4 times now.

 

[bomberclifford]

Poll:

How many times should I let the salted peanut eating gentleman beside me on the train lick his fingers (loudly and in available rather satisfied way) before I'm allowed to beat him to death with that other bloke's Dell laptop?

He's at 4 times now.

Ask him for a lick.

 

[Magus]

Poll:

How many times should I let the salted peanut eating gentleman beside me on the train lick his fingers (loudly and in available rather satisfied way) before I'm allowed to beat him to death with that other bloke's Dell laptop?

He's at 4 times now.

I read salted peanut gentleman and thought you might be sitting next to Hans Moleman.

 

[Contested Marx]

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Poll:

How many times should I let the salted peanut eating gentleman beside me on the train lick his fingers (loudly and in available rather satisfied way) before I'm allowed to beat him to death with that other bloke's Dell laptop?

He's at 4 times now.

Stab him in the eye with a soldering iron.

 

[Contested Marx]

I'm going to be on bank SA crime stoppers.

Strangulation with a scarfe most likely

 

[Dylan8]

Poll:

How many times should I let the salted peanut eating gentleman beside me on the train lick his fingers (loudly and in available rather satisfied way) before I'm allowed to beat him to death with that other bloke's Dell laptop?

He's at 4 times now.

Look into the Taylor Walker book of insults and tell him 'you are what you eat'

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Look into the Taylor Walker book of insults and tell him 'you are what you eat'

Followed by....


No you are.

 

[Alyx]

Opposition Leader Steven Marshall said the Liberals offered bipartisan support for a new tram to the East End.

 

[Portmanteau]

Mr and Mrs Sith - Darth Maul's other half just won't get off his case