Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

Where you too engrossed in catching a Pokemon?

It's not his fault. A baby boomer was lurking in the shadows, picking up the coinage that people unwittingly drop, the second his attention was diverted to campaigning for no university fee hikes, the feral boomer struck. Taking advantage of Dylan's millennial good will. Dylan turned and saw his bag was gone, to which he exclaimed "Where did my bag go?" The boomer, conniving and devious, replied "What bag?"

 

[Dylan8]

Ah that sucks. Call Yarra Trams, tell them it's a bomb and no one will touch it!

But seriously call them, someone probably alerted the driver that there was a random unclaimed bag on board and you'll get it back once they verify that you have no affiliations with ISIS.

Already called. So dumb, how I lost it. I got a snack pack, thinking I'll eat it on the tram, but it was way busier then expected. Got off a couple of stops later sans bag, which I'd taken off. I say this halal meat is disrupting the lives of ordinary dickbrains like myself.

 

[edgie]

What's with kids and taking bags everywhere anyway?

Seems a bit feminine.

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[Lagooner]

http://www.yarratrams.com.au/contact-us/getting-in-touch/contact-details/lost-property/

Edit: Too late. HSPs are good though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Already called. So dumb, how I lost it. I got a snack pack, thinking I'll eat it on the tram, but it was way busier then expected. Got off a couple of stops later sans bag, which I'd taken off. I say this halal meat is disrupting the lives of ordinary dickbrains like myself.

Was the snackpack halal? If so, they should treat this missing bag very seriously.

 

[Doctor Feel]

What's with kids and taking bags everywhere anyway?
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That's not a very nice thing to say about your mother.

 

[Lagooner]

What's with kids and taking bags everywhere anyway?

Seems a bit feminine.

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More of a sack man edge?

 

[Dylan8]

Was the snackpack halal? If so, they should treat this missing bag very seriously.

Get my laptop back with freshly installed spyware from 2004. Thanks ASIO!!

 

[edgie]

That's not a very nice thing to say about your mother.

lol actually dining with my mum at present





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[Doctor Feel]

Get my laptop back with freshly installed spyware from 2004. Thanks ASIO!!

Gamespy, that purple gorilla desktop character, boot up sound set to the crazy frog.

 

[edgie]

More of a sack man edge?

More of a if it doesn't fit neatly in my pockets I don't need it.

Followed by a rag tied to a stick, slung over my shoulder.





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[Doctor Feel]

More of a if it doesn't fit neatly in my pockets I don't need it.

Followed by a rag tied to a stick, slung over my shoulder.





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Spoken like a man who a) doesn't own anything to carry and b) doesn't work in town and c) isn't a drug dealer.

 

[Dylan8]

Everything edgie needs fits into the 10 pockets of his three quarter cargo shorts

 

[edgie]

A) correct
B) debatable on point, plenty of young people wear bags for no good reason when they have their phone and wallet in their pockets anyway, what else needs to be carried?
C) Correct, but most dealers just keep the product in the boot of their VN Commodore I thought.

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[Steve Dore]

lol actually dining with my mum at present

Well get off your $%&*ing phone and talk to her. Kids today

 

[edgie]

Everything edgie needs fits into the 10 pockets of his three quarter cargo shorts

'cept my survival knife, gotta hold that on the inside pocket of my jacket





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[Doctor Feel]

A) correct
B) debatable on point, plenty of young people wear bags for no good reason when they have their phone and wallet in their pockets anyway, what else needs to be carried?
C) Correct, but most dealers just keep the product in the boot of their VN Commodore I thought.

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I'm young, I carry my entire life in my backback to work from my gym clothes, meals, drink bottles etc. to my giant dragon dildo.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Everything edgie needs fits into the 10 pockets of his three quarter cargo shorts

Cargo pants, shit. I wore them till I was about 16, they were so functional yet oh so ****ing hideous. I always had the camouflage types ones because i'm a degenerate.

 

[edgie]

Well get off your $%&*ing phone and talk to her. Kids today

You don't talk to my mum, you listen. She's telling me about her friends new Citroen, which segwayed seamlessly in to the Ab Fab premiere the other night, and now on to the conservatory of music.





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[Magus]

Finding it hard to believe that edgie doesn't have one of those cheap khaki rucksacks with AC/DC logos drawn on in texta.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Some of these lyrics are amazing

 

[Doctor Feel]

Finding it hard to believe that edgie doesn't have one of those cheap khaki rucksacks with AC/DC logos drawn on in texta.

Edgie: "A 'rucksack'? Hey fellas, a 'rucksack'! Well ooh la-de-da Mr French man!" Truebeliever: "Well what do you call it?" Moe: "A gear hole."

 

[edgie]

I'm young, I carry my entire life in my backback to work from my gym clothes, meals, drink bottles etc. to my giant dragon dildo.

I probably take for granted the convenience of living in a place where nothing is more than 15 minutes away from anything else, but when shithead teens go walking in their groups, every one with a bag, looks shady as.

Probably smuggling a few loose cans of Beam and Cola from their dad/uncle/brother's drinks fridge.





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[Lagooner]

Finding it hard to believe that edgie doesn't have one of those cheap khaki rucksacks with AC/DC logos drawn on in texta.

I doubt he would need to draw it on. Surely Accadacca have a line of bindles in the market.

 

[edgie]

Finding it hard to believe that edgie doesn't have one of those cheap khaki rucksacks with AC/DC logos drawn on in texta.

My mate has a rucksack signed by Bear Grylls.





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