Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Rexie J]

Cards are the biggest scam in human history. Whoever invented the concept of birthday/Christmas cards and somehow popularized it enough that people are willing to blow money on a bit of cardboard with a generic greeting inside is an evil genius.

twitter and facebook................

 

[Schulzenfest]

twitter and facebook................

You don't have to pay for Twitter or Facebook.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

 

[finbarr]

If Tony Abbott ever becomes PM i hope "I haven't read it" becomes enshrined in Australian law as a legitimate legal defence argument.

"So Mr finbarr, do you have a legitimate reason for not paying your speeding fine?"

"I do, your honor. I haven't read it".

"Oh, very well then. Case dismissed!"

 

[BradBert]

Got an ATAR of 97.65 and a merit in Drama but even I know how pointless it is having failed at the last round to get into Flinders Drama Centre. Now looking forward to an Arts degree and becoming a full time Dream Team coach.

 

[Oliver King]

"Why did you sign a contract that accepted payments outside of the salary cap?"

"Your honor, I haven't read it."

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Ahhh back when Adam Sandler movies were actually funny.

Happy Gilmore was comical genius mofo

 

[Portia]

Westfield Marion is hell on earth.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Westfield Marion is hell on earth.

Says the girl who has never been to Westfield Parramatta with it's fully hektik sik locals.

 

[Trewth]

Quoted for the goddamn lulz

 

[Portia]

Says the girl who has never been to Westfield Parramatta with it's fully hektik sik locals.

I have been there and done interviews, Marion is worse.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have been there and done interviews, Marion is worse.

No way Habib.

 

[Portia]

Yes way Yusuf.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yes way Yusuf.

The only way, my good friend Ahmed, that Marion could be worse than Parramatta is if you were with my mother.

Hey wait a minute....

 

[Portia]

TSW has your mum booked for the foreseeable future, I believe.

I just don't differentiate between white and brown bogans and knobheads.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

TSW has your mum booked for the foreseeable future, I believe.

Well thats just plain wrong. She hates emos, especially wannabe magician ones.

I just don't differentiate between white and brown bogans and knobheads

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Interms of prospective partners or....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

^^^^^How the **** did I do that?

 

[manureid]

My daughter works at marion.... she hates the place haha

 

[Portia]

Interms of prospective partners or....

That too. As long as they can grow Danny Bolton hair.

 

[Stromageddon]

I work at Marion too.

 

[Peck]

If Allied Health is you interest, Audiology is the way to go IMO. If you really want to torture yourself you could go the Medicine path, it's a lot of work, blood and sacrifice but you're guaranteed a nice Porsche if you don't (regularly) kill anyone.

Only if you specialise. General Practice pays **** all especially considering the work involved. Unless you are in the private sector of course, but even then its still boring as hell.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Westfield Marion is hell on earth.

I really dislike going to shopping centres now a day. Every time I see a 13 year old boy wearing a boston celtics shirt with a LA lakers snap back and salmon coloured shorts oh and cant forget the beats by dre that they probably forced their parents to buy them or a 13 year old girl dressing like she should be working in the adult entertainment business I just feel like abusing them.

Main reason its once in a blue moon I go to West Lakes. I assume marion is the same.

 

[Stromageddon]

So it now FINALLY says Port Adelaide and GWS rather than port_adelaide and western_sydney

 

[Andre]

Westfield Marion is hell on earth.

Any major shopping centre is this time of year. Though Tea Tree Plaza makes Marion like a gathering of the intellectual and cultural elite.

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Tea tree plaza is the centre of the bogan universe