Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

Are they all in one piece, or did you stub your toe one day?

*adds a tick to Humorously Angry Guy*

 

[It Just Is]

In the last 24 hours I found out that my youngest sister takes photos of her shits so she can find out what foods change the colours

Has she discovered anything interesting yet??

All I know is beetroot makes my poo red and corn makes me poo corn.

 

[Portia]

Has she discovered anything interesting yet??

All I know is beetroot makes my poo red and corn makes me poo corn.

Even though Rainbow Cake has many colours, it turns your poo dark green

 

[It Just Is]

Even though Rainbow Cake has many colours, it turns your poo dark green

I can't imagine that being good for you then.

 

[PatientMental]

Actually I just have a card file on Port posters that I refer to when I make replies and always try to chuck one in. A few excerpts.

Patient Mental
N/A

... Bitch.

 

[Kickpuncher]

So..... Has the world ended for anyone yet?

I got bad bad haircut so that's pretty much close enough

 

[PatientMental]

mines worse

 

[Doctor Feel]

Doomsday confessions,

3,2,1...go.

 

[PatientMental]

Doomsday confessions,

3,2,1...go.

I'm 21 and ive been to see santa on christmas eve every year for all my life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Actually I just have a card file on Port posters that I refer to when I make replies and always try to chuck one in. A few excerpts.

Ford Fairlane
Bruce Springsteen
Baby Boomer
Likes to sing at the footy.

Asgardian
He's really old
Hoarder - Garage full of records and crap
As grumpy as I want to be when I'm 85 too.

finbarr
Humorously angry guy
Straight edge
Loves cool music doesn't drink enough booze

Eddie Dingle
Holes in penis
Bigfooty e-husband
Drunk
Pervert
Hawt.

The Smaller Warrior
Emo
Magician
Glenelg refugee
Well connected
Bad fringe at the good Fringe

Macca19
Pretty much like Benny in Ginger Meggs
Also likes cool music and will help hold me upright at Soundwave

manureid
Bad husband - anniversary breaker
Manure Id
Rag supporting scum but loveable at the same time

BIG MATTY T
Likes Matt Thomas
Easily riled by reference to above
Dismissive of Travis Dreamboaks all round wonderfulness.

Thought I'd add a note on to these brilliant eprofiles.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm 21 and ive been to see santa on christmas eve every year for all my life.

Ghey? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[spookism]

So..... Has the world ended for anyone yet?

I got bad bad haircut so that's pretty much close enough

Yet to kill a single zombie

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If the world does end today at least I will be at peace knowing Sando has forgiven Tippo.

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Asgardian]

Yet to kill a single zombie

Wait until you see someone wake up ...

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Parkway drive

 

[Kickpuncher]

Stocked up on booze for Christmas.

First time I havent been asked for ID. It must be the beard

 

[It Just Is]

Has no one on this board ever watched a disater movie?

The end of the world always operates on American time zones. We're not out of the woods just yet.

 

[It Just Is]

So..... Has the world ended for anyone yet?

I got bad bad haircut so that's pretty much close enough

Hair dressers love dishing out those indie hipster fringes at the moment.

**** they're a bad look.

 

[Kickpuncher]

 

[Doctor Feel]

I've got a hitler youth haircut actually.

I literally took this picture in on my phone and went "I want this.":

Shit looks so cash in my work attire.

 

[BIG MATTY T]

I've got a hitler youth haircut actually.

I literally took this picture in on my phone and went "I want this.":

Shit looks so cash in my work attire.

NNNNNNNEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD

 

[Portia]

Has no one on this board ever watched a disater movie?

The end of the world always operates on American time zones. We're not out of the woods just yet.

Thats why they should be worried. Us, not so much, there's nothing we can as the world will be saved by an American.

 

[Portia]

I've got a hitler youth haircut actually.

I literally took this picture in on my phone and went "I want this.":

Shit looks so cash in my work attire.

*adds card to file*

Blissid
Hot Nazi

 

[Trewth]

lol, I took a picture of Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds to the barber. He said "there is no way I can make you look that good" and almost started crying. That kinda shit has been happening my whole life.