Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[WhyAlwaysMe]

**** me dead we covered that 67 pages ago.

after having a quick read on Wiki about necrophilia here's something interesting I found which will be up your alley.

In April 2012, it was alleged that Egyptian Parliament is going to discuss a law called "Jamaa-ul-Widaa" ("Goodbye Intercourse" or "Farewell Intercourse") by which men can have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after their death.[16]

 

[Portia]

I forgot cork, which is good in the kitchen, stuff you drop breaks less.

I generally agree with floorboards + lino (no rugs though!), but carpet anywhere I am habitually barefoot in winter though.

 

[Jumbo]

after having a quick read on Wiki about necrophilia here's something interesting I found which will be up your alley.

That would be different how?

 

[BIG MATTY T]

If you've got time, this is a pretty entertaining read. There's a similar revisionist one of Iceman from Top Gun too.

The Ivan drago one had tears coming out my eyes

 

[Asgardian]

We haven't talked about carpets vs wood vs parquetry vs ceramic tiles vs lino yet

Oh shit no, not that again, had the joint renovated recently.

I would like to discuss breeding Cichlids and which species you prefer.

 

[Portia]

Oh shit no, not that again, had the joint renovated recently.

I would like to discuss breeding Cichlids and which species you prefer.

Are they from Day of the Cichlids?

 

[Asgardian]

Are they from Day of the Cichlids?

Yes, yes, absolutely

Put your hand in the aquarium to confirm this.

 

[Chopperdave]

If you've got time, this is a pretty entertaining read. There's a similar revisionist one of Iceman from Top Gun too.

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/3759/the-ruthless-guide-to-80s-action/


Spent hours on this when I was researching for an essay... Hilarious.

 

[Trewth]

My Nan's nephew (don't know what that makes him to me) is the new CEO of North Melbourne. LOL Norf.

 

[Jonts]

My Nan's nephew (don't know what that makes him to me) is the new CEO of North Melbourne. LOL Norf.

Uncle? Uncle in law?

 

[Trewth]

Second cousin I think?

 

[Jonts]

I just read how Josh Carr says that Nick Salter will get more opportunities in the backline in 2013 with the departure of Chaplin

I nearly cried

 

[SupportMe]

I just read how Josh Carr says that Nick Salter will get more opportunities in the backline in 2013 with the departure of Chaplin

I nearly cried

To be fair, we've added more forwards to our list than we've lost. If he couldn't get a run up forward in 11/12 - why would he in 2013?

 

[Jonts]

To be fair, we've added more forwards to our list than we've lost. If he couldn't get a run up forward in 11/12 - why would he in 2013?

Other than a new coach, who might listen to him about where Nick thinks he plays his best footy?

No idea.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just read how Josh Carr says that Nick Salter will get more opportunities in the backline in 2013 with the departure of Chaplin

I nearly cried

Jonts this is no place for serious football discussion.

Salter is Salty and should sing sea shanty songs sitting sanguinely in sisterhood with Sally Salter.

 

[Jonts]

Jonts this is no place for serious football discussion.

Salter is Salty and should sing sea shanty songs sitting sanguinely in sisterhood with Sally Salter.

I don't know who you are

footyhead on the otherhand

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't know who you are

footyhead on the otherhand

You know me.

Remember when we......

 

[Jumbo]

I just read that our Chaplain is Brandon Chaplin

 

[finbarr]

I don't have a pair of shorts I'm entirely happy with at the moment, which is affecting my ability to maximise my enjoyment of these warmer days.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't have a pair of shorts I'm entirely happy with at the moment, which is affecting my ability to maximise my enjoyment of these warmer days.

That is one of the worst things that can happen to a man in summer.

I've been rocking the same shorts for two years now but they are, like the Mayan Calendar, at the end of their days as the bride keeps reminding me.

I have looked and cannot find anything remotely cool enough for me to wear.

It is distressing enough to force me to go nude until I find the right pair.

 

[It Just Is]

Footy shorts are the way to go.

Comfortable, practical and you get to show off your legs.

 

[Oliver King]

I don't have a pair of shorts I'm entirely happy with at the moment, which is affecting my ability to maximise my enjoyment of these warmer days.

I have no problem finding shorts, but I can never seem to find a pair of shoes that match and dont make me look odd.

Like, OMG.

 

[finbarr]

I refuse to buy generic surf brands which automatically rules me out of approximately 70% of the shorts on the market, and i really hate those shorts with the stitched in rolled up bottoms too. That doesn't really leave much.

 

[Portmanteau]

Jorts, bro

 

[Chopperdave]

Cotton on shorts... $30 each. Got some plain colour ones or if your adventurous they have a bunch of styles... Sis works there so I stocked up to get me through summer.