Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

I want to write a series of subversive children's picture books starring Thunda Power and Uncle Russ the Magpie, who teaches Thunda morals like `Its OK to be arrogant if you cop it back' and `Winning is better than friends'.

I heard the port players have read specky mcgee and have tried to emulate the examples laid down in that gospel.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Jenkins has been the most frustrating one so far. ******* Jenkins can go **** himself tbh.

Nah, Jenkins is in my Dream Team so he's OK.

Sam Shaw and Daniel Talia are the ones that shit me. Put either of them in our backline and they'd look like taller versions of Tom Logan. Shaw especially. Massive spud.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I used to really love football season and now I hate it. And myself. I hate myself for hating football. Which I used to love. But now I hate it.

 

[Malibu#27]

I think Porthos should team up with TSW for his fringe act.
I'd love to see Porthos at the garden of unearthly delights rollerblading in a monkey onesy while reciting random thoughts while dodging burning playing cards.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Does anyone remember the shop called Port-Power Sports at West Lakes? I got some shoes there and was served by one of the Murray brothers and I was so excited, being about 8 at the time.

I can remember getting served by Carl Fragomeni at the sports store on Black Diamond corner in 1977.

 

[powermacs]

My girlfriend was always the donkey in the nativity scene. Should I be worried?

Were you in clerks 2??

 

[70sDinosaur]

I feel like McCarthy probably should be delisted purely so when he's cleaning out his locker he can find his right foot

I think McCarthy's right foot is hiding somewhere with Phil Gallagher's neck.

 

[70sDinosaur]

I shoplifted a pair of SANFL footy shorts from Hughes & Loveday Sportstore in Adelaide Arcade once simply by sneaking two pairs into the dressing room, putting one pair on under my jeans, and placing the other pair back on the rack upon emerging from the rooms. Hughes, thinking i'd only taken one pair into the dressing room, was none the wiser as i waltzed out of his store wearing my new ill-gotten shorts out of public view.

I got served by Kym Dillon at Hughes & Loveday sports store in 1979.

 

[Jumbo]

I think Porthos should team up with TSW for his fringe act.
I'd love to see Porthos at the garden of unearthly delights rollerblading in a monkey onesy while reciting random thoughts while dodging burning playing cards.

With fooythead07 as a support act hammering nails thru his penis.

 

[Natman]

With fooythead07 as a support act hammering nails thru his penis.

I still worry about President footyhead07

 

[Portia]

If Carlton hadn't been penalised for shenanigans in 2002, and our draft picks were 2 spots lower as a result, would we have had a better draft year?

 

[Macca19]

I still don't understand why I liked Stephen Daniels as a footballer.

This is disturbing.

 

[El_Scorcho]

There is a girl at my work who's facebook circa 12 months ago was littered with "going to the gym working hard to get skinny" and "I can't believe how people can eat so unhealthily, love my fruit and veg!"

Now she's regularly liking and sharing photo memes and statuses about real women having curves.

Lolle.

 

[manureid]

Stephen Daniels was a poor mans Toby Thurstans.

 

[Oliver King]

Toby Thurstans was a poor mans Toby Thurstans.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What's the difference between an orange?

A helicopter, because a bicycle has a seat.

 

[Jumbo]

What's the difference between an orange?

A helicopter, because a bicycle has a seat.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

There is a girl at my work who's facebook circa 12 months ago was littered with "going to the gym working hard to get skinny" and "I can't believe how people can eat so unhealthily, love my fruit and veg!"

Now she's regularly liking and sharing photo memes and statuses about real women having curves.

Lolle.

One of my cousins was in some 'You look beautiful even though you look like a wilderbeast' competitions a while back for Dove or some shit.

She ended up spamming everyone on Facebook (that runs in the family) and she won. So she had some photoshoot and video shoot and stuff of her ass and did some model runway (think they had to hold it at an airport due to the heavy loads.)

I then had to put up with seeing her pose in front of all these posters of her littered around Sydney at Bus Stops, Train Stations and all this crap

I don't know where I am going here, but by the time I had reached this point in the post I had been typing too long to delete it and not post.

Fat people. amirite

 

[Macca19]

Does anyone remember the shop called Port-Power Sports at West Lakes? I got some shoes there and was served by one of the Murray brothers and I was so excited, being about 8 at the time.

Good ol' Port Sports owned by Fiacchi. Bought a premiership tshirt there the day after the 06 flag and got him to sign it. Well chuffed!

 

[Trewth]

I shoplifted a pair of SANFL footy shorts from Hughes & Loveday Sportstore in Adelaide Arcade once simply by sneaking two pairs into the dressing room, putting one pair on under my jeans, and placing the other pair back on the rack upon emerging from the rooms. Hughes, thinking i'd only taken one pair into the dressing room, was none the wiser as i waltzed out of his store wearing my new ill-gotten shorts out of public view.

I did the same thing with an everlast tshirt at Rowe and Jarman in the city

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

I think Porthos should team up with TSW for his fringe act.
I'd love to see Porthos at the garden of unearthly delights rollerblading in a monkey onesy while reciting random thoughts while dodging burning playing cards.

You campaigners know way too much about my day to day life.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

I did the same thing with an everlast tshirt at Rowe and Jarman in the city

I stole a male g-string from K-Mart at Marion one day.

Walked in, placed said G-String over the top of my Jeans.

Walked out.

No one stopped me, I mean, what are they going to say "Sir, you have a g-string over the top of your jeans"

Of course not.

 

[PatientMental]

There is a girl at my work who's facebook circa 12 months ago was littered with "going to the gym working hard to get skinny" and "I can't believe how people can eat so unhealthily, love my fruit and veg!"

Now she's regularly liking and sharing photo memes and statuses about real women having curves.

Lolle.

Looks like she really dropped the ball with that, then proceeded to pick up a cake. Ha.

 

[Macca19]

I still prefer the Vodafone Phone over Thunda Power.

I prefer the Balfours Frog Cake we had once upon a time

 

[Portia]

You sillys know way too much about my day to day life.

I'm hopeful that the exposure will get you to stop throwing flaming playing cards at me. Its not funny.