Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

No, just no.

No more finny.

Not without brackets explaining your pun (s).

I'm really reaching there, aren't I.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm really reaching there, aren't I.

I more ashamed it took me two reads to get it...

 

[Natman]

I more ashamed it took me two reads to get it...

Pres, that's pathetic - is there still a pulse (a bunn)? Who am I to look up to now - Jumbo, Port Brillance? Give me some hope.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pres, that's pathetic - is there still a pulse (a bunn)? Who am I to look up to now - Jumbo, Port Brillance? Give me some hope.

I really haven't been myself today.

I saw about 5 minutes of breakfast television this morning and I think it made me ******ed.

 

[Portia]

I really haven't been myself today.

I saw about 5 minutes of breakfast television this morning and I think it made me ******ed.

If you watched breakfast television, you were ******ed before you started watching it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If you watched breakfast television, you were ******ed before you started watching it.

I never see it but I was in our staff canteen waiting to be served and someone said look at that on the tv and my brain has been working at about 3% capacity since the above incident.

I'm suing the company for compo and all that shit so I can sit home and hang on big footy all day.

Oh wait....

 

[Jumbo]

Pres, that's pathetic - is there still a pulse (a bunn)? Who am I to look up to now - Jumbo, Port Brillance? Give me some hope.

Step into the light Natman

 

[Natman]

I really haven't been myself today.

I saw about 5 minutes of breakfast television this morning and I think it made me ******ed.

Who else have you been?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Who else have you been?

Ron Jeremy and Belladonna.

It's been a weird day.

 

[Natman]

Ron Jeremy and Belladonna.

It's been a weird day.

You know that I am old and have had a sheltered life - I thought, shall I google these names, but then again I thought - Pres, penis, nails, sex in many posts, but then again I thought, must be pr0n stars. No need to google.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You know that I am old and have had a sheltered life - I thought, shall I google these names, but then again I thought - Pres, penis, nails, sex in many posts, but then again I thought, must be pr0n stars. No need to google.

You are a sharp man VP.

A google image search of Belladonna would have caused uproar in your pants. She is a very very very naughty girl.

And Ron? Well he has been giving hope to bald, short, fat, very hairy, unattractive men with 12 inch penises for years.

 

[finbarr]

You are a sharp man VP.

A google image search of Belladonna would have caused uproar in your pants. She is a very very very naughty girl.

And Ron? Well he has been giving hope to bald, short, fat, very hairy, unattractive men with 12 inch penises for years.

She has the cutest gap tooth grin in history.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

She has the cutest gap tooth grin in history.

Is that what you young fellas are calling lady bits nowadays?

 

[finbarr]

Is that what you young fellas are calling lady bits nowadays?

I'm as old as you.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm as old as you.

Thats the joke young fella.

 

[Power Raid]

Very busy at work but no motivation today! Thank god for bigfooty.

 

[Natman]

Very busy at work but no motivation today! Thank god for bigfooty.

So, what you are saying is that we are just after-thoughts? As long as we know where we stand.

 

[PatientMental]

We could have had him.




Bah, We have Newton anyway.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Melbourne could have had him



Oh, wait ...

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[blaargh]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/williams-power-for-tigers-20130114-2cppb.html#ixzz2I2awjXR9

The Tigers lured Williams away from Greater Western Sydney to be its head development coach, hoping he could fast-track the club's emerging youngsters - such as former No. 3 draft pick Martin - and help in setting up a winning culture

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/williams-power-for-tigers-20130114-2cppb.html#ixzz2I2awjXR9

For the lulz...

 

[tribey]

She has the cutest gap tooth grin in history.

And who could forget when she outhumped Peter Shilton to deliver the handjob of god at Mexico '86 I know I know, taxi's here.

 

[PatientMental]

i had gastro last night, sitting on the toilet naked with your head in a bucket is not how i wish to live my life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

i had gastro last night, sitting on the toilet naked with your head in a bucket is not how i wish to live my life.

**** man we used to do that shit for fun.

 

[PatientMental]

**** man we used to do that shit for fun.

i hope not. vomiting and shitting at the same time isnt fun.