Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

So I just got a new tarot deck, did a thorough shuffle, and picked out a card to represent Port's season.

I - The Magician

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/magician/

The Magician Tarot card typically appears in a Tarot reading at a time in your life when you have the creative power and energy to create a new life cycle for yourself. You have the ability to take the power of the Universe and manifest your desires. The Magician Tarot card suggests that a situation has been (or soon will be) presented to you that has all the inherent components to allow the manifestation of your desires. Those desires may be spiritual (fire), physical (earth), emotional (water), or mental (air), and are each aligned with the four elements of the Tarot. You have the ability to make it happen!

With the Magician Tarot card, you are inspired to apply skill and initiative to accomplish all your goals. You have a strong desire to begin something new, to ‘do, act, or go forth’. A ‘can-do’ attitude and strong sense of optimism will dominate a new beginning and thus the decisions that you make will have positive results.

The Magician card sees you creating success in everything that you do. This is a Tarot card about manifesting your goals by utilising the skills, tools and resources that are available to you. The Magician suggests that you will come up with creative ways to solve problems and you will be able to use your existing knowledge and networks to arrive at solutions.

The Magician Tarot card is a good omen when you have a specific wish, when you begin a project involving creativity, or when you need to make a transformation of any kind. This is a great Tarot card for meditation when you need to call all the elements for help and wisdom.
The Magician Tarot card indicates that you can benefit from your creative forces if you can claim your power and act with awareness and concentration. This card is a signal to act consciously and act now provided you understand exactly what you want and are committed to getting it. You need to know what you are doing and why you are doing it. Be clear about your underlying motives and intentions.

The Magician is also a Tarot card of deep concentration on a specific task or activity. You need to be focused on a single goal or purpose at this time and you need to channel all of your energy, tools and resources towards this one goal. Commitment to the task is essential and as such, you will need to eliminate any distractions that will take your focus away from what you want to achieve.

The Magician shows that you are doing a great job at pulling together all of the skills, resources and tools that are available to you in order to bring about an outcome that suits you. You are keeping a very pragmatic head about you and you are trying to remain as objective and ‘can-do’ as possible, even if you are worried on the inside. Keep this up as it will help you to create as much success as possible. Keep thinking about what other skills and resources you can use and keep focused on the task at hand.

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/magician/
Sounds like a good season!

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I love where this thread goes to sometimes.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Can you pull one for me?









fnarrr

 

[Jumbo]

Can you pull one for me?









fnarrr

I hope it has a happy ending!

 

[ClintEastwood]

Shit, I worked out gopie, but who the **** are you?

lol, is it really that hard? Take the first four letters.

 

[Portia]

Can you pull one for me?

Its not a good one...

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

The Seven of Swords indicates that you may be tempted to sneak away from a particular situation that is not working for you any more, rather than dealing with it head on. As you do not feel ready to deal with the issues, you are aiming for a solution where you can just escape and not have to worry about it all. Are you trying to run away from commitment, responsibility, hard work or love? You may be procrastinating, letting problems slip and become worse because you do not want to deal with them. Sometimes you just have to face what has to be faced. So, the question is, “Is this realistic?” Will this ‘escape’ really accomplish what you want to and need to accomplish? Will it address the fundamental issues at hand here? The likely answer is no, and it may simply be an easy way out for now.

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

What have you been up to???

 

[Portia]

lol, is it really that hard? Take the first four letters.

Oh right. Got it.

Sequels are never as good as the original.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Oh right. Got it.

Sequels are never as good as the original.

And here comes every mother****er rambling about Godfather 2.....

 

[ClintEastwood]

Oh right. Got it.

Sequels are never as good as the original.

 

[manureid]

Its not a good one...

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

What have you been up to???

Feckin hell, this tarot business is spot on!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Its not a good one...

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/seven-of-swords/

What have you been up to???

I was gonna quit work because I hate people and we don't need the money but then I worked out I was gonna quit because I just want to drink beer all day every day.

Not healthy apparently.

 

[Portia]

Are you not able to get work that you don't hate? It seems feasible if you don't need the money.

 

[Jumbo]

Do me Portia, do me

 

[Portia]

Do me Portia, do me

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/strength/

Strength reversed indicates weakness. You may have recently experienced a setback, or you are questioning your own journey and whether you are on the right track. Your inner strength and courage is lacking right now and you are feeling inadequate and vulnerable as a result. While these feelings may seem very real when you are in the moment, you will soon come to realise that they exist only to remind you that you are only temporarily out of touch with your inner strength. You need to remember that your core strength will always be with you and now is as good a time as any to reconnect with this core strength. Look towards the positive aspects in your life to reinvigorate self-confidence and self-esteem. Return to the lesson of the Chariot, where you need to draw upon your willpower, focus and determination in order to overcome your obstacles and be victorious.

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/strength/

Hang in there!

 

[Jumbo]

http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/strength/
http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/strength/

Hang in there!

Thanks for that kick in the nuts, if it wasn't for my core strength I'd be searching for the razor blades.

 

[manureid]

Do me Portia, do me

I dont think the Jumbo man meant the tarot cards.

 

[Portia]

Thanks for that kick in the nuts, if it wasn't for my core strength I'd be searching for the razor blades.

Dear Jumbo,

STOP.

Make sure thats a clean blade or you could get a nasty infection.

You don't need the tarot for pearls of wisdom.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm Doctor Feel.

 

[Kickpuncher]

If you make this your username ill totally like everyone of your posts.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If you make this your username ill totally like everyone of your posts.

I totally should. How do I even do that shit?

 

[manureid]

I totally should. How do I even do that shit?

I have asked this twice and not one fecker has answered me.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have asked this twice and not one fecker has answered me.

You have to want to change....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Are you not able to get work that you don't hate? It seems feasible if you don't need the money.

Unfortunately low paying jobs generally mean dealing with the public.

I hate those ****s.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Do me Portia, do me

HEY!

Thats my wife you are talking to.....

 

[Doctor Feel]

I will commence my psychology training to become dr feel.

They said I could be anything, so I became Feel.