Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[manureid]

In a battle of Twits I'd back Mundine against Warne any day of the week.

Would be a nil-nil draw.

 

[finbarr]

Would be a nil-nil draw.

Mundine does at times have some difficulty expressing himself, but at the very least he does attempt to educate himself and displays something of a social conscience.

On the other hand I doubt Warne's concerns would stretch far beyond his golf handicap.

 

[powermacs]

At least mundine can back it up....
Our new generation of cricketers have massive egos, but achieved nothing..!

Really?? Which ones and what have they said?? That's what Aus cricket is missing, people who have an aura of invincibility and confidence. I view the majority of our current cricketers very similar to generic crowbots. I'm also fairly confident if any if our past players constantly banged on about race and religion they would be held with the same regard as "the man".

 

[finbarr]

I'm also fairly confident if any if our past players constantly banged on about race and religion they would be held with the same regard as "the man".

As members of the dominant culture I'm not een sure why they'd feel the need to.

 

[powermacs]

As members of the dominant culture I'm not een sure why they'd feel the need to.

More than happy for people to raise awareness to culturally sensitive issues. You cant compare past cricketers to someone who said his opponent didn't deserve to wear the Aboriginal flag because he's not Aboriginal enough or that 5000 people deserved to die because of the way they live. Mundine is a ****ing idiot.

 

[PatientMental]

I don't think we should expect intellect from people whose occupation is getting hit in the head on a regular basis. No matter their colour.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Funny how we get a mouthy, confident aboriginal sportsman like Mundine and everyone wants to shoot him down and see him fail. But for years and years we've treated our mouthy, boorish cricketers like gods, even going as far as defending their actions and tactics.

Eh. Lleyton Hewitt and Bernard Tomic aren't exactly the most popular guys going around either.

All three of them can eat a bag of dicks as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Noobz0r]

If you're a like whore, you only need to say the words "Jay" or "Schulz" to receive a like from Schulzenfest

 

[Noobz0r]

You know you want to.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Jay Weatherill sometimes seems to act like Sergeant Schulz.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I like the blue in our training tops. Better than teal green.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Just bring on the footy already - I can barely stand it...

 

[Kickpuncher]

Forrest Gump on Channel 7 tonight, should be good viewing. Its been a good 5 years since Ive seen it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Forrest Gump on Channel 7 tonight, should be good viewing. Its been a good 5 years since Ive seen it.

It'll be shit like it was 5 years ago. What a ****ing dickhead that Gump **** is. Nothing funny or interesting about his story, should have been institutionalised when they realised he was a moron and that would be the end of the story and 3 hours of my life wouldn't have been wasted. I would have been one of the kids throwing rocks at the ******* and if I was in Vietnam I would have told the knucklehead to wear something bright so the VC (not Brad Ebert but the Viet Cong for you pups and brackets for Jumbo ) would shoot him easier. Lieutenant Dan should have offed the mental pygmy as soon as he had the opportunity. **** it his mum should have smothered the little ****er at birth.

**** you Forrest Gump and **** you Tom Hanks


btw Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last long for fat people.

 

[Jumbo]

btw Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last long for fat people.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[Portia]

Great return to form Dingle, but I kind of liked Forrest Gump though, Lieutenant Dan's story particularly.

 

[Macca19]

Best one hit wonder of the 90s

 

[tribey]

It'll be shit like it was 5 years ago. What a ****ing dickhead that Gump **** is. Nothing funny or interesting about his story, should have been institutionalised when they realised he was a moron and that would be the end of the story and 3 hours of my life wouldn't have been wasted. I would have been one of the kids throwing rocks at the ******* and if I was in Vietnam I would have told the knucklehead to wear something bright so the VC (not Brad Ebert but the Viet Cong for you pups and brackets for Jumbo ) would shoot him easier. Lieutenant Dan should have offed the mental pygmy as soon as he had the opportunity. **** it his mum should have smothered the little ****er at birth.

**** you Forrest Gump and **** you Tom Hanks


btw Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last long for fat people.

What exactly was the message of the film?

Be an unquestioning, unthinking, compliant ****** and you can coast to NCAA football stardom, the Congressional Medal of Honor, two pow-wows on the White House lawn and millions in entrepreneurship, while your childhood friend with her social conscience, critical thinking and free spirit is rewarded with sexual abuse, domestic violence, drug addiction and finally, AIDS.

I believe the working title was '3 hour advertisement for the Republican Party'.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

What exactly was the message of the film?

Be an unquestioning, unthinking, compliant ****** and you can coast to NCAA football stardom, the Congressional Medal of Honor, two pow-wows on the White House lawn and millions in entrepreneurship, while your childhood friend with her social conscience, critical thinking and free spirit is rewarded with sexual abuse, domestic violence, drug addiction and finally, AIDS.

I believe the working title was '3 hour advertisement for the Republican Party'.

TRIBEY THIS IS AMAZING.

STATUS WORTHY

 

[Jumbo]

Better 90's one hit wonder

 

[Portia]

Best one hit wonder of the 90s

Except for this

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What exactly was the message of the film?

Be an unquestioning, unthinking, compliant ****** and you can coast to NCAA football stardom, the Congressional Medal of Honor, two pow-wows on the White House lawn and millions in entrepreneurship, while your childhood friend with her social conscience, critical thinking and free spirit is rewarded with sexual abuse, domestic violence, drug addiction and finally, AIDS.

I believe the working title was '3 hour advertisement for the Republican Party'.

That's exactly what I said wasn't it?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Great return to form Dingle, but I kind of liked Forrest Gump though, Lieutenant Dan's story particularly.

The only likeable thing about that film is knowing that most of the characters died.

**** Lieutenant Dan for not killing the minda.

I was never out of form I was in rehab.

 

[Jumbo]

Lieutenant Dingle, I got you some ice cream

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Lieutenant Dingle, I got you some ice cream

Die Gump Die badadadadadadadadadadadada (sounds of machine gun fire, brackets for Jumbo )

"Hey man you just tread in dog shit"

"It Ha----ppens"

Yeah it does you numpty but ****wits like you don't get quoted and made celebrities over it.

If I could destroy every copy ever made of any fillum Forrest ****ing Gump would be it.