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Turns out right movie, but he doesn't actually chant titty dance. How our minds taint our own memories to be better than they are.
I would love to see you interviewed for those adverts they do of people coming out after watching a premiere.

Les Miserables: "Man I ******* loved when that povo chick started singing and doing a TITTY DANCE!"
Avatar: "And the bit where all the blue chicks did that TITTY DANCE looked so good in 3D!"
Titanic: "Yeah it was really sad when the pommy chick had her TITTY DANCE interrupted by the iceberg, you really felt the tragedy and disappointment"
 

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Was peeling an onion whilst cooking tea tonight....all I could think of was Dean Laidley. Happens every time I peel an onion now. Screw you Dean Laidley !
 

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The best thing about Adam Sandler is ...

Wait, there's nothing even redeeming about Adam Sandler. You are really scraping the bottom of the comedy barrel when you spend 90 minutes in his company.
 

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Reminds me of watching the Port/Carlton game a couple of weeks ago. 21 players put in excellent performances in a perfect storm of everyone playing well at once ... and then there was Ben Jacobs being an absolute spud as usual. Even Big Matty T got on board in that game, Jacobs!
Hey BIG MATTY T
 

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He showed off all the Chaplin trademarks in the one game:

- hearing footsteps and spilling marks.
- punching uncontested marking opportunities.
- putting teammates under pressure through poor disposal.
- doing something good, then undoing it instantly.
- kicking directly to an opposition player in defense (see above point).
 

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Reminds me of watching the Port/Carlton game a couple of weeks ago. 21 players put in excellent performances in a perfect storm of everyone playing well at once ... and then there was Ben Jacobs being an absolute spud as usual. Even Big Matty T got on board in that game, Jacobs!
Absolutely spot on. There was an actual passage of play that involved Jacobs and Chaplin that was cringeworthy. Benny Hill music would've been appropriate !
 
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