Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Natman]

Natman has love on his mind

Good pick-up. You just don't know how much I lurve rap musak.

 

[Jumbo]

Oooooh, yeah that's dope brother! Eastside all the waaay.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I got so pissed last night that I can't go and test drive my soon to be new Renault and then a mate from Darwin rings up and says he is in town for one night only and we are going to the pub.

Why is life so hard?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Oh and the new barmaid at the local is a dead ringer for Jessica Alba.

It is difficult to sit on a bar stool with an erection.

I you Ruby.

 

[Noobz0r]

my footy club played our first intraclub for the season today. One of our players wore a hat during the game. I made an Andrew Walker joke, and no one got it.

Was shit.

 

[manureid]

Oh and the new barmaid at the local is a dead ringer for Jessica Alba.

It is difficult to sit on a bar stool with an erection.

I you Ruby.

On way....

 

[Natman]

Oh and the new barmaid at the local is a dead ringer for Jessica Alba.

It is difficult to sit on a bar stool with an erection.

I you Ruby.

You are supposed to sit on your arse, not lay flat on the seat.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

my footy club played our first intraclub for the season today. One of our players wore a hat during the game. I made an Andrew Walker joke, and no one got it.

Was shit.

Where have they been living? A cave?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Oh and the new barmaid at the local is a dead ringer for Jessica Alba.

It is difficult to sit on a bar stool with an erection.

I you Ruby.

Being Sydney I assume that's short for Ruben.

 

[Noobz0r]

Where have they been living? A cave?

Well, we are talking about WA here.

 

[Jumbo]

Melbourne putting on a typical shitty day for the F1's.

 

[Power Raid]

On way....

For Jessica alba or the guy with the erection on the stool?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

LOL

 

[Portia]

Troy knows less about what his opponent is doing than the tiger on his jumper does.

 

[Portia]

Is vodka and orange juice a gender-neutral drink?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Is vodka and orange juice a gender-neutral drink?

It makes me feel better about myself if I say yes.

 

[El_Scorcho]

that said, if it was strictly girl only I'd still drink it if I was out and in an orange juice mood.

 

[El_Scorcho]

#yolo I guess

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Is vodka and orange juice a gender-neutral drink?

Vodka and Orange no...Screwdriver, yes.

 

[Portia]

Vodka and Orange no...Screwdriver, yes.

Whats the distinction?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Whats the distinction?

Screwdriver sounds tougher !

 

[Portia]

OK next one: Lemon, lime and bitters.

 

[Doctor Feel]

OK next one: Lemon, lime and bitters.

My mum drinks that shit. Girls drink.

 

[Portia]

Brandy and dry

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't care what anyone else says

I love you Portia

I had a double kahlua and milk with no ice at the pub this evening.

Heartburn.