Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[bomberclifford]

I would take it as a sign that ppl going to the showdown will be surrounded by awkward sweaty 45 year old dads making slightly creepy sex jokes with a big smile.

You've just described me to a tee.

 

[raman]

Just as good! lol

 

[Portia]

You've just described me to a tee.

I've probably described 20% of football attendees to be honest.

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm 18 awkward, not that sweaty, and I don't smile when I make sex jokes because sex isn't a joke. I make sex comments. With a straight face. People think I'm joking but I'm always serious.

Always.

 

[RangaInTeal]

I would take it as a sign that ppl going to the showdown will be surrounded by awkward sweaty 45 year old dads making slightly creepy sex jokes with a big smile.

If it is enough to have a Michael Wilson on Stephen Milne effect on him, DO IT!!!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Chi Cheng, Deftones bassist has passed away...

 

[Hooligan87]

The footy express bus should serve beer on board.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Heard there was a Donny brook in bay 118 was it any of the big footy lads?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Heard there was a Donny brook in bay 118 was it any of the big footy lads?

Its been overblown. Crows supporters were ejected.

There was a racial slur made at the crow supporting Arabian guy who was causing a huge fuss, a supporter wrapped his scarf around his head to mimic an arab towelhead.

I normally wouldnt have found it funny, but given the crow guy went off like a cut snake and was threatening to kill the port guy, I found it pretty funny. Am I bad person?

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Lol

 

[raman]

Guy in 3/4 time urinal queue: "Come on, more than three shakes and you're wanking!"

Me: "Sorry, that quarter was pretty exciting"

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I got smacked in the chops by some old crab for leaning over the Crows race and saying something like "bad luck guys"....

 

[Janus]

I got smacked in the chops by some old crab for leaning over the Crows race and saying something like "bad luck guys"....

Something like?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also, another urinal story.

Guy taking a piss: "AWWWGHHHHHHHH, THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!"

*awkward silence*

 

[raman]

Also, another urinal story.

Guy taking a piss: "AWWWGHHHHHHHH, THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!"

*awkward silence*

Was that also 3/4 time? Because post-coital urination is arguably better than orgasm.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Was that also 3/4 time? Because post-coital urination is arguably better than orgasm.

It was actually half time, and I couldn't tell if it was a pro-crows or pro-port fellow.

 

[Stromageddon]

It was actually half time, and I couldn't tell if it was a pro-crows or pro-port fellow.

If he was pro-urine I'd argue strongly that he's a pro-crows guy

 

[PepeSilvia]

Just watching the replay... Which one of you has the 'Ken Oath' banner?

 

[BornPort]

Just watching the replay... Which one of you has the 'Ken Oath' banner?

Where is this replay?

 

[PepeSilvia]

Where is this replay?

My bad. Actually recorded it on fox footy

 

[BornPort]

My bad. Actually recorded it on fox footy

Damn. Back to pressing refresh on the AFL page then.

 

[raman]

Don't you love it when Boak, Hartlett and Wines are in your midfield?

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

On the AFL website on any gameday stats page, can anyone tell me what "ST" is?

 

[Stromageddon]

Is Heath elegible for rising star

 

[PepeSilvia]

On the AFL website on any gameday stats page, can anyone tell me what "ST" is?

Stoppages.