Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[malph]

Chuck Norris is to screen tough guys what Poison was to heavy metal. All hype and fluff with little substance. Charles Bronson would send Norris crying home to mummy just by lookin' at him.

This is Joe Lewis. A US Marine, trained with Bruce Lee, and was in 1983 voted the greatest karate fighter of all time. Chuck Norris defeated him three times in a row.

 

[Portia]

And since Trewth has been banned by the Norf flog mods for posting on their board about the umpiring, I think it's only fair that Ford has a look through the review threads and bans any Norf flog who defended the umpiring after our game against them.

Or he could do something worthwhile with his life. Like, um, listen to Bruce Springsteen.

OK, yeah Ford, do that review thing maybe.

 

[finbarr]

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This is Joe Lewis. A US Marine, trained with Bruce Lee, and was in 1983 voted the greatest karate fighter of all time. Chuck Norris defeated him three times in a row.

Charles Bronson would just shoot him.

 

[HugeJohnson]

"This video contains content owned by the Australian Football League (AFL) and is unavailable. Watch on YouTube."

Fuuuu offff

 

[HugeJohnson]

"This video contains content owned by the Australian Football League (AFL) and is unavailable. Watch on YouTube."

Fuuuu offff

 

[raman]

This is Joe Lewis. A US Marine, trained with Bruce Lee, and was in 1983 voted the greatest karate fighter of all time. Chuck Norris defeated him three times in a row.

Yeah, Norris is also an far-right creationist nutjob who wouldn't win a battle of wits against an upright mop handle with a bucket for a head.

 

[bomberclifford]

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This is Joe Lewis. A US Marine, trained with Bruce Lee, and was in 1983 voted the greatest karate fighter of all time. Chuck Norris defeated him three times in a row.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Tries to mow lawn... Lawnmower doesn't start... Trudges back inside

 

[manureid]

Tries to mow lawn... Lawnmower doesn't start... Trudges back inside

Haha, I am about to do same thing, and due to long time between starts, am wondering if my mower will be arsed to start...could be back in 5 minutes....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Tries to mow lawn... Lawnmower doesn't start... Trudges back inside

Buy a lotto ticket it's your lucky day.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just did a Maccas run for the hungover wife... Abused a chick with L Plates reversing in the car park before I saw the L Plates

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Just did a Maccas run for the hungover wife... Abused a chick with L Plates reversing in the car park before I saw the L Plates

Don't feel bad about that man.

People need to be abused in cars.

 

[chiwigi]

Got a new dog today, named her Ollie.

Pet membership to be bought on Monday

 

[Zakk Wylde]

When there's simultaneous games on Fox, does anyone else put tape over the other score on the screen so they can watch the other game later ?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

When there's simultaneous games on Fox, does anyone else put tape over the other score on the screen so they can watch the other game later ?

Just you and Mark Robinson.

Now there is a man I am glad I have nothing in common with.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just you and Mark Robinson.

Now there is a man I am glad I have nothing in common with.

Come on Gene Ween.... Its a silly concept !

 

[Power Raid]

Charles Bronson would just shoot him.

Clint Eastward was tougher

"make my day" is confidence
"get off my lawn" is just scary

 

[b0ydman]

Right now, former bulldogs player Chris Grant is searching up some 25 year old on facebook to ask him why he had to bring his money box to the club that day.

 

[b0ydman]

Bulldogs. What a joke of a club


Ben Jacobs.....even the kangaroos wonder why they picked him too.
Has Levi Greenwood been delisted yet?

 

[b0ydman]

You know how last few years we had those threads asking if you put Boak in a champion team like Geelong... Or if we had Joel selwood.?

I think Danyle Pearce has answered that one for us.

Ok/ plodder/ front runner for us.
ok/ plodder for them

 

[Power Raid]

Bulldogs. What a joke of a club


Ben Jacobs.....even the kangaroos wonder why they picked him too.
Has Levi Greenwood been delisted yet?

I hope we pick up greenwood at the end of the year


I think he has untapped talent. Strong shoulders would make him perfect for carrying the half time oranges.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Clint Eastward was tougher

"make my day" is confidence
"get off my lawn" is just scary

Clint plays the tough guy but he always has a gun in hand. Gran Torino

But Charles Bronson was the original tough guy who used his fists and legs a lot more often than a gun

 

[spookism]

If Port played Collingwood and they did Press Red for Ed again, I would seriously think about listening to that if Brian Taylor was commentating in the other box.

 

[raman]

At the 'G right now, surrounded by Collingwood supporters who all seem like really good dudes.

 

[Portia]

Clearly one of them has stolen your phone.