Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

To give this comment a context, I find it is hard to get most smartish people to do patently ridiculous and/or embarrassing things of their own volition. I think its a dignity thing.

People that don't rate their own smarts and don't care what people think, they are awesome and usually seem to go along with anything.

I understand that this is probably a gross generalisation. Gross.

 

[Peck]

Awwwwww I'm sorry.

Here, watch this!

hahaha!

...HEY!

 

[Portia]

hahaha!

...HEY!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I underestimated your intelligence.

Here, watch this!

 

[Portia]

I have to admit I LOPed at the last one.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I liked the drunk guy walking into the pole.

Who hasn't been there 1,007 times?

 

[Portia]

I'm usually sober when I walk into the things. When I'm drunk I give up and stay where I am or cab home.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm usually sober when I walk into the things. When I'm drunk I give up and stay where I am or cab home.

Hmmmm

Is is worth trying?

 

[Relativity]

I read a theory that the more you drink the smarter you get. It goes along the lines of Darwin's theory of evolution in that alcohol abuse will kill off the dumber brain cells while the smarter ones survive. The net result being a higher concentration of smarter brain cells. Have been testing this theory for a few years now. But I'm probably boring you Portia.

 

[Portia]

Is is worth trying?

Yep.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Right well I did actually point out the randomness of your post.

And it's now 696 pages of stuff about Kirk Cameron.

Feel free to join in whenever you like and it would assist us all if you stayed as random as you were yesterday.

Well I'm still quite peeved that Fox Footy are showing Buddy13 again! I mean who actually gives a flying #%@! about him? I'd much prefer to see God - aka GAblettSr kick a lazy 14 at the SCG again!

+ BTW I'm in Port Fairy tonight, beside the fire, drinking a glass of red at a B+B!

 

[Portia]

I read a theory that the more you drink the smarter you get. It goes along the lines of Darwin's theory of evolution in that alcohol abuse will kill off the dumber brain cells while the smarter ones survive. The net result being a higher concentration of smarter brain cells. Have been testing this theory for a few years now. But I'm probably boring you Portia.

Thats natural selection, not evolution you dumb shit. Ancient Greeks had that shit lerned before Darwin's granddaddy was even a spermatozoa!

AWWWWWWWW YEAH U GOT SERVED HOMES

(sorry)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I read a theory that the more you drink the smarter you get. It goes along the lines of Darwin's theory of evolution in that alcohol abuse will kill off the dumber brain cells while the smarter ones survive. The net result being a higher concentration of smarter brain cells. Have been testing this theory for a few years now. But I'm probably boring you Portia.

That was actually Cliff Claven talking to Norm on Cheers!

The Buffalo theory.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Thats natural selection, not evolution you dumb shit. Ancient Greeks had that shit lerned before Darwin's granddaddy was even a spermatozoa!

AWWWWWWWW YEAH U GOT SERVED HOMES

(sorry)

Cliff Claven>>>>>>>Ancient Greeks>>>>>>>Darwin

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Erps Cliff Clavin....

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."​

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Well I'm still quite peeved that Fox Footy are showing Buddy13 again! I mean who actually gives a flying #%@! about him? I'd much prefer to see God - aka GAblettSr kick a lazy 14 at the SCG again!

+ BTW I'm in Port Fairy tonight, beside the fire, drinking a glass of red at a B+B!

Stop whining about Buddy and start talking about Kirk Cameron.

 

[Portia]

Cliff Claven>>>>>>>Ancient Greeks>>>>>>>Darwin

Did I ever tell you how attractive you are when you use more than one `greater than/less than' sign?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Did I ever tell you how attractive you are when you use more than one `greater than/less than' sign?

Stop it.

I'm blushing

 

[Portia]

Stop it.

I'm blushing

<<<<<<<<<<

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Stop whining about Buddy and start talking about Kirk Cameron.

I don't know who Kirk Cameron is Bahahahahaha! I'll do some research - what team does he play for?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't know who Kirk Cameron is Bahahahahaha! I'll do some research - what team does he play for?

The almighty 80's

 

[Powerade 08]

 

[Zakk Wylde]

He played for us under the like father like son rule....

 

[Zouz Kitty]

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Olikan Wornes looks a bit like Jacob Surjan

I was thinking Josh Mahoney.

 

[manureid]

I always wanted a local boozer that had the Cheers characters in it. Cliff, Norm, Coach, Sam, Frasier....brilliant.